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    All my Haydove smut fics

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Best behavior,” he reminded her. “That troublemaker Abernathy’s probably over."

    Haymitch Abernathy. The boy she hadn't stopped thinking about since she'd seen him, where she was perched in the apple tree.

    “I can't take it,” she blurted out.

    or,

    Lenore Dove realizing she has a crush on one Haymitch Abernathy a few months after they meet.

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    23 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Haydove as kids, cutest fucking thing ever

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Haymitch thinks of all of the reasons that he loves Lenore Dove.

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    A birthday love letter for Lenore Dove.

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    22 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Loverboy Haymitch frrr

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    Three months ago, Magnus Chase won his first Viking Rap Battle. He had his first (two!) kisses. And Alex Fierro, mastermind of said kisses, told him, I'll get back to you.

    Since then, it's been three months of radio silence. Which is, you know, fine. Magnus can deal. He's a patient man. (Teenager. Immortal teenager. Whatever.) He can wait.

    [In which Magnus is oblivious, Alex Works Through Some Shit, and Blitzen and Hearthstone—wait a minute. Have already been dating for 3 years?

    Fluff and make-up anniversary presents ensue.]

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    15 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    Leo Valdez has lived and died for the gods. Their war has shaped his life since he was a baby. With Gaia defeated, he sort of hopes he can finally rest. He has friends and some semblance of home to return to for the first time since he was eight years old. Just this once, he allows himself to hope the good things might stick.

    But the gods aren’t done with them just yet, and by the time Leo finds his way back, Jason is gone.

    This time, Leo decides he’s done just taking the Fates’ bullshit lying down. If getting his best friend back means striking a deal with the gods and venturing into the Underworld… well, it’s probably not even the most reckless thing he’s ever done.

    The caveat of said deal? He has to trust Jason will follow him, or his self-doubt will doom them both.

    And after the life he’s lived, Leo is so intricately familiar with self-doubt that he could probably trademark the word.

    Or: The only possible way for Orpheus to succeed is if he learns to think of himself as a person worth loving.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Will Solace has enough problems. Between juggling two jobs, surviving pre-med classes, and making sure his roommates don’t burn down their Harlem apartment, the last thing he needs is a hopeless crush on campus legend Nico di Angelo.

    But try telling that to his heart.

    Nico and his rich, mysterious, ridiculously good-looking best friends (affectionately dubbed “Nico and the Seven” by students who can only dream of being that cryptic) are the stuff of gossip and wild rumours. Mafia ties? Maybe. Vampire coven? Sure. Time travelers from an alternate dimension? Definitely plausible.

    Will’s sure he’s never stood a chance… until a spilled drink, a cigarette on a balcony, and one very unexpected dinner invitation send him spiralling into Nico’s orbit. Now he’s stuck somewhere between flirting and a full-blown existential crisis.

    Because falling for Nico di Angelo was not part of Will’s academic plan; and he’s about to learn that extra credit doesn’t cover emotional disasters.

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    19 Jun 2025