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    "She's a clever little shickster, that's for sure," Naomi chuckles. "Only been about two weeks, but she carries a saddle like she's been doing it for years." Will beams, his attention now fully back on Honey, who seems more than happy to indulge in it.

    "That's 'cause she's an ace-high kinda gal!" Will declares proudly. "Ain't you, Honey?" As if in reply, she makes a chortling sort of sound, nudging his hand before licking his palm. Will giggles, turning to look at Naomi with a pleading, hopeful expression.

    Of course. Today was Will's birthday, and the two of them had spent the night before discussing the matter of his birthday present. One that Will had been begging for ever since Naomi had begun training Honey, and one that she had been reluctant to provide, only deciding to do so after a conversation with Lee. She sighs, giving him a faux-exasperated look.

    “So… you ready to ride her today, baby?”

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    Or: Will's first-ever ride on Honey. Prequel fic to my Solangelo Cowboy AU series

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    Ever since she was very young, Lenore Dove has been slowly suffocating. Raised beneath the oppressive eye of her adoptive mother and trapped in an engagement to a self-absorbed aristocrat, she has been reduced to nothing more than a songbird in a gilded cage. But upon boarding the RMS Titanic for her maiden voyage, she finds a kindred spirit in a third-class passenger, Haymitch Abernathy, and the two of them find themselves inextricably drawn together.

    But when the ship collides with an iceberg in the North Atlantic, their budding romance is put to the test as their journey is twisted into a desperate race for survival.

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    Aka a Haydove Titanic AU fic

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    Inevitably, the never-ending chase leads famed bounty hunter Nico di Angelo into the clutches of yet another mystery, this one far more deadly than the last.

    The city of Ansbridge, for all its claims of representing "progress," "the future," and "civilization," is the kind of place that Nico tries to keep as far away from as possible. But desperate times have led him straight into its clutches, and on the trail of a series of unsolved murders.

    But who is this mysterious killer? And what secrets does this nefarious and corrupt city hold regarding the strange disappearance of Will Solace?

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    Aka a Solangelo Cowboy AU and a sequel fic to The Anonymous Thief of Idlerise. Will only make sense if you've read that!

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    With everything going on-- attending community college, finally moving in with his long-time girlfriend, Lenore Dove, working part-time at a restaurant, and a full-blown identity crisis-- a lot is happening in the life of Haymitch Abernathy.

    So truly, the least of his worries should be his new fantasies about Lenore Dove railing him with a strap-on.

    ...right?

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    Or: A modern AU in which Lenore Dove and Haymitch explore the world of pegging

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    Finally, Lenore Dove brings a hand down to rest on one of Maysilee's shoulders. There's a slight hesitation, and then her fingers are hooking into the thin strap of Maysilee's tank top. Lenore Dove's eyes flicker down to where her hand is, her lips parting in a long, trembling inhale of need.

    "I want to feel you," she pleads, her eyes flicking back up to Maysilee's. "I-I want to feel that you're still here."

    The realization of what Lenore Dove is implying finally clicks into place for Maysilee.

    Her sleep-deprived mind, though now wide awake, can't seem to comprehend that this is real. That this isn't a shameful fantasy, that Lenore Dove is on top of her, wild curls and darkened eyes bathed in firelight, waiting for Maysilee's permission to touch her.

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    Or; the Smut outtake from Chapter 6 of my Maydove fic. Can be read as a standalone.

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    Wyatt swallows, moving up a little further until he can brush his nose against Haymitch's, tilting his head so that he can press a heated kiss to Haymitch's mouth, nipping at him with his teeth, tugging his lower lip before releasing and mapping Haymitch's mouth with his tongue, barely able to contain his hunger, the wild lust that he feels for the man beneath him. Haymitch moans brokenly against Wyatt's lips, brings his hands up to sink into the hair on the back of Wyatt's head with a whimpering sigh of relief and agony alike.

    "Whatever you need," Wyatt assures him shakily. A brief hesitation, then, "I-I want this to be good for you, Haymitch, you're—"

    Haymitch's lips twitch upwards. He chuckles, reaches down to grip Wyatt's hip.

    "It will be," he reassures him. He pushes Wyatt forward, just enough so that the head of his cock is lined up with Haymitch's entrance. "Now, hurry up before I lose my nerve about this whole thing."

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    Aka Wyatt and Haymitch try anal for the first time

    Requested by Anonymous on Tumblr

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    See, to call what Will Solace experiences "love at first sight" would be misleading. If love were a fall, then what Will experienced was the moment right before, standing at the cliff's edge, staring down into the gaping abyss below. All of the potential, and yet, none of the fall, because over the course of his life, Will has come to know a great many people. He has learned to read them, to see them in their entirety in a single moment, and more than that, he knows the kind of people that can and will make their way into his heart, whether by force or by chance.

    And Will had loved before. He'd kissed a few girls during his school days, spent nights with one or two of the lonelier cowboys who would occasionally come through the boarding house, but this was different. Because those affairs— they'd been as fleeting as they were lovely, as momentary as they were sweet.

    But there was nothing fleeting, nothing momentary about Annie Ryker.

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    Or: A prequel fic to The Anonymous Thief of Idlerise. A series of snapshots from a past love affair gone wrong.

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    When Maysilee opens the door, she almost drops the knife in shock. Almost.

    And she realizes in a single horrible incident that she cannot confront the person standing on the other side of the mahogany door. This is perhaps one of the only people that she cannot bear to face.

    Lenore Dove stands on the marble steps leading to Maysilee’s front door, her clothing soaked through with raindrops, her brown skin slick with rainwater and curls plastered to her neck and forehead. She’s breathing heavily like she’s been running, no sprinting, and though she’s squinting in the pouring rain, though her lashes are catching raindrops that likely blur her vision, Maysilee can see the determination in her eyes.

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    Aka: Maysilee is the Victor of the 50th Hunger Games. Together, Lenore Dove and Maysilee learn to grieve, recover, and the emotions that come with falling in love a second time.

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    "You know," Will hums absentmindedly, letting his hands move to cup Nico's waist, dipping his thumbs underneath the hem of Nico's t-shirt to teasingly skim across the skin underneath. "Being back in this place brings back some… fond memories."

    He waggles his eyebrows exaggeratedly at Nico, whose brow furrows for a moment as he thinks. Will watches as Nico's eyes widen briefly in recognition before rolling in annoyance, closing for a moment as he lets out an exasperated groan.

    "You're insufferable, Solace."

    "You like it," Will beams, glancing back down at the bed again. "Gods… I remember so many nights spent here…" He pulls Nico a little closer, guiding them to sway back and forth a little in a strange sort of dance. "… finishing up after a long shift at the infirmary… sneaking over to your cabin…" He grins, pressing his lips to Nico's ear and letting his voice drop in a manner that he hopes is enticing. "Climbing into bed with you…"

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    Aka post-canon Solangelo spend a week back at Camp Halfblood. Will is desperately horny about it.

    Requested by Anonymous on Tumblr

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    "Aw, geez, Abernathy," Burdock sighs. Blair gives a nod of his head, his expression just as exasperated.

    "Yep. He's been like that since she first sat down."

    Haymitch Abernathy— someone who Burdock used to think was cool, who he used to actually look up to— was up in the branches of the schoolhouse's old sycamore tree, lying on his stomach against one of the limbs. His chin is propped up on his folded arms, and he's wearing an expression that Burdock's memaw would call "starry-eyed," his lips curved in a dopey smile as he stares down at Lenore Dove, who's leaning back against the tree trunk, cloth-bound book in hand and brow furrowed in thought, apparently completely unaware of Haymitch's presence above her.

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    Or: Haymitch and Lenore Dove in their school days

    Request by everlarkzf

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    "Got the energy for another birthday celebration?" he'd teased her, already wonderfully out of breath as he bumped his nose against Lenore Dove's. She'd given a quick nod of her head, her hand cupping him through his pants while her lips pressed up against his ear.

    "C-can we try something?" she'd whispered into it, shaking with equal parts uncertainty and raw hunger. "I just… I've been thinking about it for a while now."

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    Or: It's Lenore Dove's birthday. Haymitch lets her tie him up as a gift.

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    Sequel to The Ballad of the Sun and the Star

     

    Nico di Angelo has accomplished his dream of escaping the grasps of the Capitol. It’s nothing like he thought it would be. He’s now training to be a soldier for Thirteen to take down the Capitol once and for all, until he receives news that someone once very dear to him has been locked up in Capitol prisons, and the President seems determined for Nico to fail in saving them.

    Will Solace was sent on this mission because they needed a medic, Nevermind that according to his doctors, he’s in a fragile state and in no condition to be accompanying on such a mission. What’s worse, the leader is Nico, a love that he has lost, who very much does not want him on this expedition.

    With the help of a great many friends and allies, will they be able to take down the Capitol from the inside?

    Uploads end of every month

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    Lenore Dove is certain that there is no prettier sight than that of her Haymitch beneath her, entirely naked except for the flint striker that rests over his heart.

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    Or: Lenore Dove rides Haymitch's thigh. Aka, shameless Haydove smut.

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    Will Solace and Nico di Angelo spend some time with their mounts, Honey and Diavolo. Bonding, horse shenanigans, and the wonderful relationship between a horse and rider.

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    A bonus fic that takes place after the events of my main Solangelo Cowboy AU fic. Will really only make sense if you've read that, sorry!

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    With Will now on the run, and Nico hot on his heels, the two are bound to run into each other a few times.

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    Aka a follow-up fic to my Solangelo cowboy AU fic. Will only make sense if you've read that.

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    "Well, then why'd you come here?" she asks, lifting herself up onto her toes to try and kiss him.

    His grin only widens, his arms tightening even further around her as he dodges her lips and places a flurry of kisses over her nose and cheeks, his heart racing in his chest when her giggling grows louder, her hands shoving playfully at his chest until he finally releases her, moving to lean back against the wall as she hurries to the mirror, her hands smoothing the wrinkles on her green dress that had begun to form from his hold on her.

    "I wanted to wish you good luck at your performance tonight," he says. "I wanted to catch you before you got here, but Hattie's work took longer than I thought, so I figured-"

    "You'd climb up the side of the Mayor's house to see me?" she cuts in, her voice amused and soft with affection.

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    Aka, Haymitch goes to wish Lenore Dove good luck with her performance at the Mayor's house, and ends up getting kissed so thoroughly he can't see straight.

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    For almost a decade now, Nico has been running. Moving from place to place, chasing after some bounty or other, never once settling long enough to call anywhere home. And throughout those many years traversing through the lands of the West, he's met many men. Some of whom he's taken to bed with him. Despite his lonely way of life, Nico is no stranger to the song and dance of intimate exchanges.

    But in those years, he's learned to pick his lovers carefully. He looks for men who leave before the sun rises in the morning, the ones who don't even bother with a farewell.

    He's been living this way for so long, interacting with so many of these kinds of men that Nico has become very familiar with the type by now; silent, dark-haired, stony-eyed. Rough and rugged as any cowboy is supposed to be. The kind of lover who seems almost ashamed of their pleasure, who grit their teeth and bite their tongues to force back the sounds that result from Nico's steady hands and mouth.

    But Will Solace isn't like any cowboy that Nico's ever met before. Not by a long shot.

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    Or: The smut outtake from Chapter 3 of my Solangelo Cowboy AU fic

    Can be read as a standalone

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    Will had been the one to ask her, all wild blonde curls and sunny smile. Said it's a chance for him and Nico to "get to know her better," whatever that meant. She was going to say no, really, she was. Except Nico was standing in the corner of the Aphrodite cabin, watching the entire exchange with that dark and unreadable expression that he always seems to be wearing every time she saw him, and so she'd sheepishly mumbled that yes, she'd be thrilled to go with them.

    And so far, the whole affair has been exactly as gag-inducing as the thought it would be.

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    Or: Nico and Will need a third member for their quest. The poor girl gets stuck as the third wheel and learns some things about love.

    Requested by Anonymous on Tumblr

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    Living life as a Victor is… well, it's just sort of strange.

    This morning, Maysilee had woken up screaming. She'd jerked up from her pillows like a rope had gone taut, and she'd let out a cry so loud and pained that it had apparently made Haymitch drop and shatter a glass bowl downstairs in the kitchen. By the time Lenore Dove had run up the stairs and into Maysilee's bedroom, Maysilee was curled up against the headboard, one hand covering her throat, the other swiping furiously at candy-pink birds that only she could see as she gasped for breath that never came.

    Much of life as a Victor was miserable. Nightmares and grief and a rising sense of panic, always rising, never providing any kind of real relief.

    And then other times, it was stupid stuff like this. It was sitting across a coffee table from Haymitch, arguing over a stupid game of Jenga.

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    Or: An AU where Maysilee, Haymitch, and Lenore Dove all live, and they end up moving in together.

    Request by Anonymous on Tumblr

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    "Just so you're aware… this was not what I thought we were going to be doing out in the woods."

    The phrase actually makes Burdock stop in his tracks, his slightly too-small boots crunching the leaves beneath them far louder than he had meant to. He turns around to look at Haymitch incredulously. Haymitch, his Haymitch, who is currently glancing around the woods, his hands stuffed in his pockets and his teeth working the inside of his cheek. When Haymitch's gray eyes finally meet Burdock's, Burdock can't help the loud snort that's forced out of his body.

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    Aka: Burdock teaches Haymitch how to set snares.

    Request by Anonymous on Tumblr

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