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Sweet Thing by funnierinpylean
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Nov 2020
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“Bucky, why is that man inside a robot?” says Steve, weakly.
“Because, we’re in the future, Steve,” says Bucky.
Steve faints.***
The one where Steve gets de-aged to 17 years old in the middle of a mission, and Bucky has to figure out how to keep his headstrong, now teenaged-husband, safe.
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Scar Tissue by funnierinpylean
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Nov 2020
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Bucky Barnes is stuck. He bartends at what might possibly be the worst, most depressing bar in all of New York City, he lives in a shithole apartment which he can't make rent on, and he drinks himself to sleep every night. His best friend Natasha thinks he is suffering from trauma related to his two tours of duty in Afghanistan - he doesn't agree with her, but knows that something is wrong.
Everything changes the day Steve Rogers walks back into his life.
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- Part 1 of Scar Tissue
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1953 by funnierinpylean
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agent Carter (TV)
15 May 2019
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Peggy and Bucky are living a happily married life - she, the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he, an agent working under her - when Howard Stark gives them news that will change everything. He's found Steve; he's found Steve still alive, but frozen. How will Steve react to the news that his former lovers have moved on without him?
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Performance Art by funnierinpylean
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
07 Sep 2014
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It's 1941, and Bucky comes home after a long night of partying with a curvy brunette on his arm. Only problem? Steve's in the room. Turns out that's not so much a problem after all...
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Found You by funnierinpylean
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
19 Apr 2014
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Bucky shows up on Steve's doorstep -- dirty, weak, helpless -- and Steve does what he does best; takes care of his best friend. Whoever had Bucky before Steve found him had done their best to entirely break him, and now it's up to Steve to put him back together. Those who did this will pay -- but first, Steve has to make sure Bucky is okay.
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Scar Tissue by funnierinpylean
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Nov 2020
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Suit by MoreThanSlightly (cadignan)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
09 Aug 2022
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He has to think about the fabric because if not, he’ll think about how much of her body he can see, and how magnificent her tits are, and she’ll clock him in the face. Besides, she’s Steve’s girl, and he wouldn’t do that to Steve.
Bookmarked by funnierinpylean
01 Oct 2022
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this bullet lodged in my chest, covered with your name (i’ll be your slaughterhouse, your killing floor) by voxofthevoid for kocuria
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
07 Oct 2020
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James takes a bolt of white light to the chest. He goes down and doesn’t get back up.
A few minutes later, Steve finds a teenage boy passed out in black armor two sizes too big for him.
The world’s most notorious wetwork operative is now a sixteen-year-old from the 30s. James was living with Steve, so the boy—who goes by Bucky and looks at Steve with mingled awe and wariness—is determined to be Steve’s responsibility. Natasha looks sympathetic but not enough to save him from his fate. Tony and Strange are bickering over how much of it is magic and how much is science.
Sam tries to console him.
“It’s temporary,” he murmurs, fingers locked tight around Steve’s wrist. “It’ll be fine, Steve.”
Steve believes him.
That’s a mistake. The first of many.
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Steve falls in love with a ghost—again.Series
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Bookmarked by funnierinpylean
25 Sep 2022
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Come Out and Haunt Me by Bittersweet_in_Boston
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Apr 2021
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Before talking, Pierce looks around the huge dining room, frowning, his gaze befitting his name as he picks out certain individuals for extra scrutiny. Bucky feels his beady eyes rest on him for a few seconds, but it soon transfers to the tall blond on the other side of the Winthrop table to Bucky’s left.
Bucky won’t look at that particular housemate. He will not.
**In which entitled rich boy Bucky Barnes and scholarship student Steve Rogers go to the same all-boys prep school and hate each other. They hate each other so much. And every night.
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- Part 1 of Come Out and Haunt Me
Bookmarked by funnierinpylean
29 Apr 2021
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Bucky loves stories and also loves being owned by Steve or whatever. It's inexplicable sexy banter all the way down.
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Bookmarked by funnierinpylean
28 Apr 2021
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i see the crimson thief (hanging on heartstrings, dripping bleach) by voxofthevoid
Fandom Captain America - All Media Types
19 Aug 2021
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Bucky runs into a familiar stranger and lives to regret it.
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Bookmarked by funnierinpylean
17 Apr 2021