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Luci and The Almighty discuss Crowley and Aziraphale fostering the little girl Eden while watching the trio in the park.
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- Part 11 of On Tuesday’s We Are Decidedly CLOSED
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Miracle on Great Ormond Street by geekoncaffeine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Sherlock (TV)
21 Dec 2019
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Who knew that inviting Crowley along to celebrate Christmas with the children of the Mallard Ward of Great Ormond Street Hospital would lead to this? Well, clearly Aziraphale did now didn't he?
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- Part 10 of On Tuesday’s We Are Decidedly CLOSED
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Not all angels fell, nor did they saunter vaguely downward. In one case, their Mother, the Almighty, asked them to follow their baby brother down to keep an eye on him. But you must be thinking “aren’t all angels siblings?” In a way. Some shared almost genetic-like energies with one another. Therefore, they were seen as siblings and in some cases twins or triplets. It may not have been in Her plan…but it was said even She didn’t know what the plan really was.
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This story will take us back to where it all began (in Heaven) to past the apocalypse that wasn't. It's going to be one hell of a ride... -
September 11th - Wednesday in the Park with God by geekoncaffeine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Sep 2019
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God was feeding the ducks waiting on Her counterpart to arrive. It was odd that he wasn’t here before Her. But then She heard it. The tell-tale sign of gloating… “We are the champions…” blared from behind Her.
“What an absolutely beautiful fucking morning.” Lucifer half spoke/half-sung as he sauntered up next to The Almighty. He had his sunglasses on already and a nice suit, which looked a bit out of place for the hour, but no one else was about, save the ducks.
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- Part 9 of On Tuesday’s We Are Decidedly CLOSED
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Aziraphale busied himself cleaning the shop and organizing his latest acquisitions, including titles from Dickens, Brontë (Anne and Emily, not Charlotte), and Shelley (Percy, not Mary). He had been rather thrilled to locate all the first editions. But would he be able to part with them? No, probably not…he rather enjoyed his public-private library after all.
As he paused to make a cup of cocoa in the back room, he noted with some dismay that his couch was decidedly empty of her usual occupant.
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- Part 8 of On Tuesday’s We Are Decidedly CLOSED
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On Tuesday’s We Are Decidedly CLOSED by geekoncaffeine
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Sherlock (TV)
01 Jan 2020
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There Is Nothing Else That I Know How to Do (But Open Up My Arms and Give It All to You) by NoStrings_OnMe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Apr 2022
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“This one’s my favorite,” Stede told him, eyes slightly glassy and face only a little pink as he poured Ed a full serving of the wine. Alright, full send, Ed thought to himself, swishing the wine in his mouth like an amateur. “It reminds me of the fall. You know, like when the leaves first start to fall and the sidewalk is sticky with ‘em and everything smells brand new?”
And Ed realized that he did know, that he could picture exactly the kind of day that Stede was talking about. He took another drink of wine, letting the drink sit on his tongue and burn at the back of his throat. After he swallowed, he kicked at Stede’s feet. “Delicious,” he grinned.
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A Night At Blackbeards's Bar and Grill by soft_october
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
“Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
“Does it?”
“Sure. What was that name again?”
“Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
“Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.
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the body believes by Anonymous
Fandom Actor RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
12 Oct 2022
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13 May 2022
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Stede Bonnet proudly took credit for every pound his lover gained. He was more right than he knew.
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- Part 1 of Changing Tides
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Roomba of Doom (some chapters illustrated) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CynSyn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.
Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...
I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.
There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.
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20 Oct 2020