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    Torus - The movement of energy that governs the cosmos; present in the smallest atom configuration to the reaching swirls of galaxies. Energy cannot be destroyed-- only redirected, reused, rediscovered as every being moves through the eternal flow.

    Canon divergent/alternate universe. Endgame Shancelot. NOT s6 compliant because honestly fuck that.

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    Waves will hold you under,
    And wait for you to wander.
    Storms will tear you apart,
    To bring you back to the start.
    Lights will guide you home,
    And show you where you belong.

    A modern AU, with secret government agencies and criminal rings, and of learning that you don't have to do it all on your own.

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    The Le Chevalier D'eon modern/college/coffee shop AU no one asked for, but you're getting anyway. :D

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    The static of your arms, it is the catalyst
    You're a chemical that burns, there's nothing like this
    It's the purest element but it's so volatile
    An equation heaven sent, a drug for angels

    Post-CoS AU where the Elrics get back to Amestris. And get some boyfriends. Or something.

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    In which the saiayns fought back, won, and became a fixture in the intergalactic community instead of dying out. Originally started as an AU verse for tumblr rp (iam-thehype/sainyan-prince), this series will contain original characters, explorations of headcanon, world building, and general "what if" questions.

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    He sees a red glint in the darkness and Astarion leaps up, nearly stumbling over his injured ankle.

    He almost falls back into the hearth, his fingers catching himself on the mantle, his foot hitting something metal. He reaches down, fingers scrambling to grab the fire poker, holding it out in front of himself even as his hands shake.

    “Master—” Astarion gasps, and what does he hope to do against him? He should have never picked up a weapon, never should have run in the first place—Cazador will make make him regret it, will break him in a way Astarion hadn’t even thought was possible—

    The figure shifts and Astarion can’t breathe as it walks further into the room, now lit by the warmth of the fire.

    It is not his master that Astarion sees.

     

    (Or, Astarion escapes from his master. He finds a devil in the process.)

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    18 Dec 2023

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    Tav said no and that meant there weren't many other options.

    It was a process of elimination, nothing more. Lae'zel would sleep with him him, but it wouldn't tie her to him in the way he needed it to. Gale was too weak to protect him and Shadowheart would see through his deceptions too easily. Karlach, dear stupid Karlach, would have been perfect. She was strong enough to shield him and desperate for every scrap of affection. If it hadn't been for those flames-

    So it was Wyll. It had to be Wyll.

    Hells.

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    In which Astarion figures that what heroes really want is someone to save. And then assumes he can't possibly develop any feelings for a sweet, sincere hero who wants to do just that.

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    03 Nov 2023

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    “I don’t want to hurt you, my heart.”

    “Yes, and maybe that’s the problem!” Astarion snaps suddenly, yanking his hands out from under his.

    Halsin stares, startled by the outburst, and Astarion frowns, first at him and then at the tree over his shoulder. When he doesn’t elaborate, Halsin carefully breaches the silence instead.

    “Do you want me to hurt you?”

    AKA astarion doesn't know how to ask for what he wants, but halsin can make an educated guess

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    03 Nov 2023

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    Astarion: HAHA! I manipulated and tricked you all into liking me and never abandoning me!

    The Party: By making well-balanced decisions that met the needs of the group while helping us accomplish our short-term goals and listening to us talk when we were upset and stuff? Despite the fact you didn't always want to do that?

    Astarion: Wait....

    The Party: That's just friendship, stupid.

    AKA: A collection of things that ostensibly happen in the same little mental universe. Loosely based on the events of an Origin Astarion run and the various questions it inspired. Not published in sequential order, but ordered somewhat by the narrative timeline.

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    24 Oct 2023

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    Astarion fast-talks an abnormal number of enemies into killing themselves in the shadow-cursed lands and the team makes idle (then less idle) conversation about it. It’s completely fine and doesn’t bother him at all and it absolutely doesn’t draw additional questions about why he does what he does for the team... and what they in turn would do for him.

    IE: Origin-run Astarion fic because its interesting to me how the party reacts to their vampire buddy if he doesn’t have Tav to be a social buffer for him. Act 2 content and spoilers.

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    21 Oct 2023