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Patrick and David's love story told mostly through sex (and a whole lot of tenderness)
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- Part 1 of sc codas
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Bookmarked by gladoneofusdoes
08 May 2021
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Patrick does some soul searching after his latest breakup with Rachel and takes an impromptu trip to New York City. David works in NYC as an escort after fleeing Schitt's Creek when the town sale falls through, and takes on a client who has just realized he is gay.
Set in an alternate post-season 1, but of course the timeline is nonsense. POV changes are marked using ~ within chapters.
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by gladoneofusdoes
05 May 2021
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Patrick Brewer would always remember the first words ever spoken to him by the man who he would eventually marry, because they were “What the fuck are you doing? Are you an idiot?”
The Firefighter-AU enemies-to-secret-husbands fic I didn't know I wanted to write. NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 2 of Strike Anywhere
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- English
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- 70,042
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- 16/16
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27 Apr 2021
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"Y’know - I was thinking of something. Something we haven’t tried yet.”
David punctuates his words with a wicked spread of his fingers, sending a pulse of want through Patrick’s body. “Unh… uh-huh?” Patrick manages.
“I think it’d be really, really hot,” David murmurs conversationally, “if you rode my cock.”
Or: with a little guidance, Patrick tries something new.
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26 Apr 2021
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Both fresh off of break-ups with their respective boyfriends, David and Patrick fly solo on what were supposed to be couples vacations to the Maldives. When a paddle boarding incident and an aggressive telescope lead to a meet-cute/meet-ugly, David and Patrick decide to spend some of their vacation time together. The thing is, Patrick is a professional baseball player and David is an interior designer to the stars with his own HGTV show, but neither know who the other is. Both are thrilled to finally have met a regular guy, so they each hide their celebrity.
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- 12/12
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09 Apr 2021
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Marcy knows now that the Patrick she knew, the Patrick she raised, is different to the man she sees now. But seeing the evidence of this change so clearly in front of her is more than a little jarring.
OR, five things Marcy Brewer learns about her son on his first visit back to the the family home, and one thing that stays the same.
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by gladoneofusdoes
25 Mar 2021
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It Ain't Cheatin' [If it's Not Against the Rules] by BeneficialAddiction
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
31 Mar 2021
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David sees some things and comes to the logical (albeit incorrect) conclusion.
Patrick is just trying to explore his queerness.
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20 Mar 2021
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It was stupid, really.
They’d been arguing over which renovations they could afford first, a battle of wills and budget line items that’s been ongoing since before they even moved in, but it’s always been teasing. Always hinging on humor. Until last night.
David had had just enough wine to turn biting. And Patrick had not yet had enough to call him out on it.
Or, David and Patrick have a fight. We know it will all be fine in the end. Even if David doesn't.
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Bookmarked by gladoneofusdoes
24 Feb 2021
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David was not Patrick's first.
Patrick really, really wishes he had been.
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21 Feb 2021
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“Sometimes I don’t wear, uh, boxers. Or briefs.”
David’s eyes flash. “Excuse me, are you telling me you’re going commando in our store?”
Our store. Patrick tamps down a giddy smile. “Not commando.”
“Well then, what - oh.” David shimmies with delight, stalking closer and dancing his fingertips up Patrick’s arms to his shoulders. “Patrick Brewer, what are you wearing?”
Bookmarked by gladoneofusdoes
19 Feb 2021
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take me to the stars, just say "oh" by CoeurireDeux (hydrothermal_ventricle)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
15 Mar 2021
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Patrick Brewer is a stealth transgender man, and he plans to stay that way. David Rose has proven...inconvenient.
But Patrick's made up his mind to tell him, because every time he looks at David, he wants to pull him into the back room.
(See notes for language/dysphoria triggers)
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- Part 1 of Trans Patrick Brewer
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- English
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- 5,407
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- 2/?
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15 Feb 2021
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“Well, it’s settled. Dirty Dancing it is.” David puts the disc in the player as Patrick fiddles with the remote to get it started.
David sits back in the same spot on the couch and picks up his wine glass. He can’t stop stealing glances at Patrick as the movie starts and they eat their pizza. He cares whether Patrick likes the movie, he’s surprised to find. And he can’t stop thinking about what Stevie said. Was this really supposed to be a date?
What if David and Patrick's first date was on Valentine's Day?
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14 Feb 2021
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In which Patrick learns (and un-learns, and re-learns) about sex.
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06 Feb 2021
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Canon adjacent AU where you only see in black and white until you meet your soulmate.
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06 Feb 2021
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This fic explores missing scenes during the events of It Happened Quiet, how different characters process what happened, and the lengths the people who love David and Patrick will go to help them heal.
Each chapter is a stand alone one-shot from the perspectives of different characters in the story, including our boys.
Please read Part 1 first for any of this to make sense.
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- Part 2 of It Takes A Village
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- English
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- 16,054
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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Bookmarked by gladoneofusdoes
04 Feb 2021
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“So did you start wearing all black because you’re an international cat burglar or did you base your career choice on your wardrobe?”
Or, David used to be a jewel thief. Allegedly. He doesn't do that anymore.
Patrick works in insurance, and he has a few questions about those recent break-ins...
An AU in which David leaves Schitt's Creek for good at the end of season one, and then his past starts to catch up to him.
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24 Jan 2021
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David Rose is the proprietor of Schitt's Creek's very own Rose Erotica, Elm County's only adult store.
Patrick Brewer is newly out, and is a little ignorant to the wonders of sex
Thankfully there is a cute store owner who can help him learn a thing or two.
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- Part 1 of Sex Shop Stories
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- English
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- 14/14
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19 Jan 2021
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The thing is, David actually does believe in soul mates.
People always seem surprised by this – which, rude. How could he not with the way his parents fit together so perfectly, so utterly devoted to each other, even after all these years, with all their ridiculous flaws? How could he not, when Alexis meets a handsome veterinarian on holiday in the Galapagos islands and grows up, seemingly overnight?
No, David Rose believes in soul mates.
He just... isn’t sure there’s one out there for him anymore.
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- Part 1 of The Thing Is...
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04 Jan 2021
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Their one-year wedding anniversary trip to New York goes sideways on the very first night. Patrick is left reeling while David is stuck in a hospital bed.
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- Part 1 of It Takes A Village
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- English
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- 8/8
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31 Dec 2020
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“Oh my god, Patrick. Your mom just…did she see…”
“Pretty sure, yeah.”
“I mean, the blankets were covering everything…”
“Sure, we’ll go with that.”
“So maybe she wasn’t sure what she was seeing in the very, very brief instant before she screamed and slammed the door.”
“David, my ankle was over your shoulder.”
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by gladoneofusdoes
27 Dec 2020