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    “Weird,” Julian murmured with a grating voice that did not belong to him. “But not awful, at least.”

    Or, the one where Julian transmigrates into a Starscream Clone.

    Now being translated in Spanish over in Wattpad!: https://www.wattpad.com/1590301137?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_published&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=columba669

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    22 Feb 2026

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    "We're going to be alcoholics by the time we're thirty," Sokka sighed.

    "You think we'll live to be thirty?" Zuko asked, honestly thrilled. Sokka had pretty good instincts. Perhaps Zuko should reevaluate his long term goals. He could start by having long term goals.

    A more likely alternative was that Sokka was just a hopeless optimist. It just went to show, you never truly saw another man until you stood shoulder to shoulder against a fleet of war balloons intent on raining death upon the city you loved.

     

    Zuko was just a normal guy with normal interests. He liked theatre, burglary, crotchety ostrich horses, watching the Blind Bandit crush her opponents in a glorious display of skill and violence... just your standard banished prince things. It wasn't his fault he kept stumbling into rebellions and uncovering long-buried secrets. Fine, maybe freeing the prisoners was on him, but he was completely innocent of all other treason. Zuko was his father's loyal son. He'd never betray his nation.

     

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    Uncle Iroh took a more creative approach to fostering Zuko's appreciation of other cultures. Now it's everyone's Problem.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Miko learns that Optimus Prime and Ratchet never got to have a proper sparkbonding ceremony. She takes it upon herself to plan them a wedding. What could possibly go wrong?

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Megatron stood at the command console, his claws drumming against the metal surface, watching, waiting. The cameras for the medical bay had been disabled, and the files were corrupted. His optics narrowed at the dark monitor. Something was amiss—he could feel it. His Decepticons were hiding something from him…

    He never thought it would be a human pet.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    An AU set roughly at the time of the season 1 finale.
    Unicron is defeated, the world is saved, and Optimus Prime is gone. In his place, a mild mannered and rather snarky data clerk re-emerges and returns to his oldest friend, Megatron. In his absence, Optimus’s team must fight to survive and rescue their leader before he decodes the Iacon database for their enemies. Meanwhile, Megatron’s plan to ensure Orion’s loyalty backfires. Love is a double edged sword. Ratchet must hold the team together as it crumbles before his optics. Megatron struggles to maintain order over his troops as he himself weakens to Orion’s compassion. Orion begins to uncover who his friend really is, and what it means for the future of all Cybertronians.

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    10 Jan 2026