18 Works by granger_danger
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Dramoine; OR, Drack Malofy, Second-Rate Detective by granger_danger for scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2021
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“Feeling kicky today,” said Drack Malofy to himself in the mirror, pulling on his high-waisted jorts.
It was, after all, Casual Friday.
He tucked in his color bloc polo and fastened his brown belt.
He put on his Oakley sunglasses and kissed his mother Narlene on the cheek on his way out.
Then, he climbed into his rusting jalopy and drove towards the Des Moines City Sheriff’s Department of the City of Des Moines, just as he had every weekday for the past ten years, and just as he would every weekday for the next ten years to come.
*An extremely silly and absurd crack fic based on a running joke about our own HP fandom typos*
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Encroachment by granger_danger, scullymurphy for PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2021
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An escalating epistolary pissing contest between Lucius Malfoy and Percy Weasley over the buoy boundary of the swimming area at Camp Pigwidgeon.
Inspired by Attention Seeking Behavior by PacificRimbaud and set in the Rare Pair Spring Fling 2020 Summer Camp universe.
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Castlemont High 1998 Student Body Co-Presidents Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger share the office of the presidency, a parking spot, a dream of going into politics, a goal of attending Stanford. . . and an absolute, full-bodied, mutual hatred.
Hatred makes your heart race, right? Makes your palms sweat? Makes you get the words to love songs stuck in your head whenever your nemesis eviscerates you with her eyes?
Yeah, it's definitely, definitely hatred.
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Malfoy Family Endowments by granger_danger for scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2021
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“I’ve just come from the Manor and — oh, Ginny!” Hermione lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper and stepped closer, her eyes wide. “Draco’s finally shown it to me!”
Ginny gagged on her toast. She sat bolt upright, her brows at their upper limit. Ginny knew about Malfoy and Hermione’s whole will-they-won’t-they situation of course — everybody did and frankly, it was becoming tiresome — but hand stuff was certainly an escalation. As soon as she stopped choking, she leaned forward eagerly. “He has?”
*** This is basically a 1.5K dick joke, you have been warned! ***
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A home for my HP rare pair drabbles, ficlets, and short one-shots. Fluff, tropes, random AUs, and meet-sleazy moments abound!
Table of Contents with all story details in Chapter 1.
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First Glances, Second Chances: Collected Dramione Drabbles by granger_danger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
02 Jan 2021
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A collection of my Dramione drabbles, ficlets, and short one-shots.
Table of Contents in Chapter One.
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That Secret That We Know by Avendell, granger_danger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2020
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It hasn't been an easy year, and Hermione Granger is having a hard time mustering a holiday mood. When she throws a Stragglers' Christmas Eve, she doesn't expect her work partner Draco Malfoy to be her only party guest.
And he's brooding at her again.
She never should have brought him to that blood drive.
A Dramione holiday tale about the first snow, facing feelings, and finding hope at the end of a hard year, featuring gorgeous art by Avendell, a cottage in Wiltshire, and an unfairly beautiful forest green cashmere jumper.
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Pansy Parkinson likes Varsity athletes. They usually taste better.
But nobody is going to drink Sirius Black's godson on his watch, even if that means he has to share his stash of the good stuff.
A fairly campy Halloween Vampire AU written for Fall Fumble 2020
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Mutually Assured Destruction; or, the Classic Gryffindor-Slytherin Dynamic by granger_danger for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2020
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“No, you’ve been too nice to me, Malfoy, and I really must insist you stop—”
“That’s ridiculous Granger, I haven’t been any nicer than you’ve been to me.”
“Yes, well, perhaps quantitatively we’ve been fairly evenly matched, but you’ve deviated far further from your mean level of expected niceness than I have—”
***As Head Girl Hermione Granger and Head Boy Draco Malfoy wage an escalating war of aggressive acts of kindness, will it spell ruin ... or romance? 🧐***
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“What’s the height difference like, when it comes to sex?” Ginny waggled her eyebrows suggestively.
Feeling eyes on her neck, Hermione looked up to find Draco staring at her from across the room. He appeared to be multitasking; while chatting amiably with Harry, he was also sending her a secret message with his gaze, another psychic missive detailing how her dress, lovely as it was, would look much better on his bedroom floor.
“You know I don’t kiss and tell.” Hermione lifted her chin and fluffed her hair, grinning like the cat that got the cream. “But it does have … certain advantages.”
*A fluffy, funny, filthy smut-biscuit written for Musyc's Dramione Height Difference Mini-Fest 2020 and featuring a tol!Hermione and a smol!Draco*
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The 13th Moon by dreamsofdramione, granger_danger for PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2020
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It wasn’t until Pansy was watching the owl wing away that she felt a seed of doubt growing in her stomach. “Fuck,” she muttered to herself, pressing her palms into her eyes and further decimating her already destroyed mascara.
But it was just Longbottom, after all, harmless in literally every way.
So what harm could it do?
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A tender romantic comedy/coming-of-age tale in which Hermione Granger is trying to savor her last summer at camp, thank you very much, but Charlie Weasley keeps disrupting her plans by doing sweaty shirtless push-ups on the lawn.
“H.” Charlie cast her a sly, sideways glance through the amber gradient of his aviators. “Want to see how Old Blue shifts?”
Hermione didn’t care how Charlie’s truck shifted and Charlie knew it, but she laid her clammy hand over his anyway. A recklessness was unfurling in some dark pit of her heart.
*1988 American Muggle Summer Camp Counselor AU, written as part of Rare Pair Spring Fling 2020*
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But as Padma dabs the baby pink lotion carefully onto the mosquito bites, her square fingers pressing gingerly against Daphne’s pale back, brushing accidentally at the edge of her hiked up Camp Pigwidgeon shirt, something low and reckless stirs within her. Words like desire are not exactly allowed. But what she feels is close enough that she has the sense to be frightened by it.
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So dizzying was her entrance that Hermione had barely taken in the lush surroundings when she spotted a very distinctive face, illuminated in profile, from across the hall. Her eyes locked on the unmistakable man, lit by floating candles and standing against a backdrop of plum velvet curtains.
Nobody had told her that he'd be here.
*Hermione Granger and Viktor Krum meet again at a Ministry gala and are forced to face the various layers of their shared past.*
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Two Full Inches Above Regulation Length by granger_danger for elithien
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2020
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“Granger.” Malfoy’s voice was an ember in the dark corridor. He grasped her wrist and she almost dropped her jar of bluebell flames. “Your skirt’s not to the bottom of your knees. I may have to take points from Gryffindor.”
Hermione rolled her eyes, though she doubted the Head Boy could see it. What nerve he had. As though he hadn’t hoarsely begged her to hem her skirt while he was still inside of her just last week.
*Featuring sex-positivity, wild nineteen-year-old-girl chaos energy, semi-public sex, and a House Points kink*
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“It’s totally normal, for the record, and I know it’s not to everyone’s tastes,” Hermione said somewhat defensively, starting to sit up. “But if you could not take the piss, just this once -”
“Granger, wait,” Draco pleaded, hauling her to him and kissing her fiercely before she could leave the bed. “Do you have any idea how unbearably hard that makes me?” he whispered huskily into her ear, his warm breath making her shiver.
***Featuring: smutty encounters over the course of a decade, a sex-positive Hermione, squirting orgasms, and all the feels.***
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A very disgruntled Hermione gets stuck beneath Weasley's Wizard Wheezes' latest take on enchanted mistletoe at the Ministry's annual Yule party.
It will all be fine as long as she can escape before Malfoy (former childhood nemesis, current co-worker, Witch Weekly Bachelor of the Year) arrives on the scene.
*Not your average enchanted mistletoe story, but a fun (slightly angsty, slightly spicy!) bite of Christmas cheese nonetheless.*
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The Ministry Monthly Mixer is supposed to be a networking event, but it's mainly a place to run into your friends without making plans... or to knock boots with the Wizarding World's finest.
Ginny keeps telling Hermione that she has to stop sleeping with Neville completely.
Hermione doesn't see the harm in one more time.