12 Bookmarks by guyuem
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Wilbur is sexually frustrated to the point of near death and waits for his overworked Nurse boyfriend (Techno) to come home.
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XD have mercy, Dream fucked up the timeline. He knew he would be beat for this, he was trying to send Wilbur back to the trainstation. Instead a Wilbur-looking dude with a nose bleed and messy hair stared up terrified at him.
—Or, Dream tries to send Revivbur back to trainstation and instead changes him into Simpbur..Bookmarked by guyuem
04 Jun 2026
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A fictional explanation for what broke Tommy and Will. (Because something else *must* have happened, right?)
First, two conversations toward a reconciliation.
One oblivious Will. Two hurting friends. A bit of self-discovery.
Then the boys have a night out.
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"We have to leave," Wilbur pulled at Tommy's hand. "We have to leave now." Tommy didn't budge.
"What's going to happen to us?" He whispered, staring at at the pale light on the pavement.
Wilbur couldn't answer. They couldn't go back to the group home, they would give them new placements, separate them, and then Wilbur would never see Tommy again. They couldn't go back home, Wilbur still heard the screaming from the open window.
"We'll figure something out, I promise."
Or: Wilbur and Tommy run away from another foster home. Techno and Phil are roommates who just so happen to catch them stealing from their trash.
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Drowning Breath (Enjoy the Game) by ErissTheMean for HollowBanana, Toovski, ElbowAnarchy
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Feb 2026
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[Welcome to SONG OF THE SPILLED ICHOR! The system wishes you the best game!]
Wilbur Soot died and in his last moments, was given a rare chance of redeeming New Beginnings- a boon, he doesn't understand. Thanks to that, his death is not the end stop but the new beginning in a new world! A world where he can use a strange System...?
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19 Mar 2026
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Wilbur tilts his head, wrinkling his nose. “Do you smell that, Techno? That’s the rot from your garbage personality. You reek.”
Techno’s shocked face stares back at him for a moment, only for it to contort into disdain. That’s right, Wilbur thinks, hate me. Hate me, to the marrow of your bones. Hate me as much as I hate you, so much that you can see me for the filth that I am – the filth that we both are.
Wilbur continues talking, “This is my court, you hear me? Not Schlatt’s, not yours. Mine. If I tell you to jump, you say ‘how high’. If I tell you to run, you better fucking run.”
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While Techno Blade enjoys the comfortable life of a successful Olympic fencer, Wilbur Soot drifts through his twenties using nicotine and self-loathing as his lifeboat. The unanticipated change that pushes him out of his routine is the early retirement of Tubbo Beloved, Techno's student -- thrilled by the news, Wilbur sets off, only to find himself staring at his past right in its face.
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Wilbur Soot is a dead and buried man, and there is nothing that can change that. Not gods, swinging divine judgement loosely from the sky; not a book, leather-bound and with the promise of return; not even simply taking his corpse and shocking it with as much electricity as a simple redstone circuit will give you. Wilbur’s body is being eaten by maggots, he can practically feel them gnawing away at him now, and he is in a place between worlds.
Every whistle of a train gone by is the whisper of a life that he doesn’t get to live – will never get to live. Every turn he makes is greeted by a hulking brick wall, every step he takes is from one sad, grey tile to the next.
This remains the same when he steps off the train and back into harsh, bright existence. Though, not life. Because Wilbur Soot is dead.
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OR: short and shitty oneshot of wilbur thinking he's dead even after revival. yippee!!
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“I can feel your pulse right here,” Quackity says. “Give me your hand.” It’s a direct order, the most dominant he’s been all night, and Wilbur doesn’t have any choice but to obey. “Right there, you feel it?”
“I feel you,” Wilbur says, because he does. The gentle pulse is coming from Quackity’s hand on top of his, not from Wilbur’s own veins. His heart isn’t beating because it can’t, and if he dares entertain the possibility, he’ll start crying again.
“That’s you, not me,” Quackity insists. Wilbur sighs.
“It can’t be me,” he says, speaking very slowly so as not to be misunderstood, “because I’m dead. My heart stopped when I died, Quackity, you were there for it.”
“Wil, please.” Quackity thrusts halfheartedly into him, as if it’s just occurred to him that he’s supposed to be fucking Wilbur. “Okay, look, I don't know if this'll make things better or worse, but…”
“If it involves fucking me, it’s better.”
“Oh, it does.”
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Wilbur Soot is dead, and nothing can change that. Not even being revived and released from limbo into the world.
Quackity is determined to prove him wrong, and fuck him back to life while he's at it.
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Letters of Ram's Horns by FinnWritess
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Feb 2021
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Everytime he got on call with Schlatt to film some video, his mind would flutter with things he’d written in his email from the night before, and hurled suggestions of what to write in tonight’s one at him.
It was disorienting, made it hard to focus. Maybe some part of Wilbur enjoyed it; he kept coming back to the emails regardless, kept writing them, kept spilling his emotion. Or maybe it was just a form of addiction.
Either way, he keeps coming back, again and again, typing unsent email after unsent email.
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Wilbur writes emails to Schlatt expressing his feelings; ones he never intends to send.
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Schlatt convinces Wilbur to sneak out of his house and into school at night. One thing leads to another, and they find themselves locked in a storage closet room. It doesn’t take much to put two and two together to figure out what happens.
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Ghostbur has wings but doesn't know how to take care of them. Even when he tried, it didn't work. So he asked Tommy who helped and gave him a piece of advice, but that advice made Ghostbur miserable.
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Ghostbur suffers
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There is not enough Ghostbur angst when he is still alive and not in limbo. Also not enough Ghostbur with wings.
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Late at night, desperate and cold, Tommy breaks into a car.
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- Part 4 of Fk’s spicy works