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falling in love (is hard on the knees) by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Jul 2018
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Secretly, somewhere deep, deep down--beneath the layers of animosity, sarcastic humor, and the hardened shell of a personality he called a secret identity--Bruce Wayne definitely wanted Superman to rip his clothes off.
But not like this.
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- English
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- 3,712
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 108
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04 May 2024
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what is (and what should never be) by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Nov 2019
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“You forbade me,” Clark whispers, face twisted into an unrecognizable mask. If he hadn’t seen the transformation with his own eyes, the man in front of him might as well have been an entirely different person. “An invasion of privacy. Inappropriate. Crossing a line.”
He splays a hand across Bruce’s chest, appallingly intimate. With a press of his fingers, the buttons disintegrate, leaving his chest bare. Clark’s fingers dig into his sternum, five points of fire on overheated skin.
“I would have seen it,” Clark utters, wretched. His hair is mussed, eyes a dimming scarlet as the hand around Bruce’s throat tightens. “I would have seen it, you son of a bitch!”
From tumblr. AKA, "what if Bruce got cancer after he told Clark to never use his x-ray vision on him? but with a happy-ish ending so tumblr doesn't kill me?"
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- English
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- 2,749
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- 1/1
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- 91
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04 May 2024
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Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne fucked last night.
Batman and Superman just met.
Those two things are, unfortunately, related.
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- English
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- 2,005
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 89
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04 May 2024
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go insane by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2022
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“Contrary to popular belief,” Bruce said, “I don’t like hitting people.”
“But you’re good at it,” Clark said, “And I know you won’t hurt me.”
The look returned.
“Won’t hurt me more than what I’m asking for,” Clark clarified quickly, “Which is to punch me in the nose. About as hard as you can.”
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02 May 2024
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there but for the grace of god by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Apr 2020
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From a tumblr prompt.
AKA, "A Justice League fic where everyone argues about who's the most
beautiful and intimidatingsexy from the Big Three and everyone has valid points."- Language:
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02 May 2024
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contingency rules by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Aug 2019
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The Big Three don’t always take their duties too seriously.
(AKA the time Hal Jordan was called to a late night security briefing in a Watchtower broom closet, and everything that followed)
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02 May 2024
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Maui Melon Mint by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
08 Apr 2024
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“The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”
“Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.
Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”
“I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”
Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”
Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”
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In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.
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- English
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- 9,246
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- 1/1
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- 17
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02 May 2024
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before the sun comes up by valkyriered
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
29 Apr 2024
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Batman watches as Jason pushes his hand into the man’s pants.
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01 May 2024
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Dick used to bring people around to the Manor, he did. It wasn’t a secret that he had girlfriends when he was younger, but he at least tried to sneak them around like a regular teenager. When he’d hear Bruce walking down to hall to say goodnight or ask if he was going out, he would shove them in the closet and answer him at the door. Never, in his life, did Dick let Bruce walk in and see them lying down in bed together.
Jason’s always been a bit different though.
Or, Dick goes into Jason’s room to find one of his jumpers and finds him in bed with a boy, totally nonchalant about the fact Dick just walked in on them.
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30 Apr 2024
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Clark and Bruce keep running into each other while in various disguises for separate investigations.
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- English
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28 Apr 2024
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Birdsong by TaraLaurel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
01 Dec 2022
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"But Jason? Our Jason?" Dick burst out into yet another roar of amusement, bending forward and gripping his gut. "In front of actual people?"
"Yes," Alfred's voice was a firm edge of patience and restraint and love. "The boy would never say it, of course, but I know he would really like it if you were there."
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Jason is doing something...different...for Christmas this year.
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- Part 1 of Batfamily Christmas Stories
- Part 5 of batfamily vibes
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18 Apr 2024
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I'll Stand By You by TaraLaurel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Feb 2023
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"I'm not going to ask you why you're out here, kid," Jason nods. "That's your business and you don't know me or Dick to trust us."
Not true. Tim trusts Jason Todd and Dick Grayson with his life. Just not with, the other stuff.
"But," Jason continues, "if you want to tell me what got you here, or you just want to talk about anything, you can, with me. Dick too. He's an annoying ray of sunshine that won't ever shut up most of the time, but he is actually a good listener. I'd know."
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When Tim's parents find out Tim's secret, they kick him out. Now, on Thanksgiving, Tim is living on the streets and is thankful for the two strangers currently saving him from getting his face pounded into the pavement. Wait...those aren't strangers...
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- Part 3 of Tim Joins BatFam AUs
- Part 3 of batfamily vibes
- Part 1 of Still Standing
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- English
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- 59,221
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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17 Apr 2024
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The last thing Jason expected to see in the middle of some damp alley on the northern edge of Crime Alley at a ripe 4 AM was Tim Drake buying drugs. But life is full of wacky surprises, isn’t it?
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- English
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- 3/3
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- 13
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- 189
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- 5,366
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- 1,038
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15 Apr 2024
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The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by theskeptileptic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.
When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.
A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.
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- English
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- 6/6
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- 29
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15 Apr 2024
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If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”
Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.
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- Part 1 of Enter Road-Runner
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- English
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- 11,115
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- 3/3
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14 Apr 2024
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3 Times Timmy Drake Meets Santa + 1 Time He Meets Bruce by Writer_loves_tropes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2023
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Little Timmy wrote his Christmas list and sent it to Santa last year, but didn't get any gifts (great job Jack and Janet Drake), but this year he's taking his letter and giving it to Santa himself. When he takes a trip to deliver it to the mall Santa himself, he doesn't realize that Bruce is volunteering his time as mall Santa, and when Two Face's crew attacks, Tim accidentally finds out that Santa is Batman, thinks Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin are all elves, and things only get wilder after that.
or, Timmy takes a trip to the mall and gets adopted by the Bat family, Santa, and his elves. he also finds out Batman's identity in the most most convoluted way ever.
My holiday Batman story!
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- English
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- 16,480
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- 2/2
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- 414
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14 Apr 2024
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How to Win Friends and Influence People by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
26 Jan 2023
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Tim really thought Mr. Wayne’s party was going to be more exciting.
His parents always make such a big deal about going to galas. They take time off work to get ready, dress up all nice in their fancy clothes, and quiz each other on the names and personal details of all the other guests who are coming so that they can do their networking.
(Tim has learned that ‘networking’ means drinking champagne with important people and laughing at all of their jokes, even when they’re not funny.)
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Or, in which six-year-old Timothy Drake attends his first gala, tries stuffed mushrooms, gets some first-hand experience with the Heimlich maneuver, and expands his social network, not necessarily in that order.Series
- Part 1 of Itty Bitty Bats
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- English
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- 5,182
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- 1/1
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- 17
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- 308
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- 5,833
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14 Apr 2024
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Set Naked On Your Kingdom by sassydandelion
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
11 Apr 2023
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At the end of No Way Home, Peter chooses to sacrifice his life in New York to save the multi-verse...by letting Dr. Strange send him to a world where no one has ever heard of Spider-Man. What kind of crazy place is this Gotham City, anyway?
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- English
- Words:
- 76,668
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 505
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- 7,442
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- 1,882
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- 97,031
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13 Apr 2024
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birds fly in every direction by distracted_dragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 Sep 2021
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Tim Drake lives a perfectly good life. During the day, he's a freshman at Gotham Academy. At night, he surveils criminal activity and sends detailed analyses to Commissioner Gordon. If he's lucky, he might even get a photo of a Bat or two. He even writes increasingly popular LinkedIn articles about vigilantes and the criminal justice system under the pseudonym Jeffrey Anderson.
Gotham is the one that needs help, not Tim.
Bruce Wayne has a thing or two to say about that.
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- English
- Words:
- 169,596
- Chapters:
- 24/27
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- 17
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- 2,293
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- 9,311
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- 3,458
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12 Apr 2024
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There’s a long, drawn-out pause. Wayne steps forward, dipping his head down to Peterson’s level.
“Did you touch my ward, Brandon?” he asks, painfully quiet.
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- Part 7 of DC outsider POV
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,852
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- 1/1
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- 218
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12 Apr 2024