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“Absolutely not!” Sirius stalks out of McGonnagal’s office. “I’m not doing it. They can kick me off the football team, she can even hold me back a year, but I am NOT joining Glee club.”
“I mean, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad?” James hurries to catch up with Sirius, who’s nearly knocking other students down like bowling pins with his long strides.
“Not so bad?! My brother is in glee club!” Sirius stops abruptly, glaring at his best friend.
“Oh is he? I forgot.”
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ORThe marauders join the glee club.
This has been brought on by my 6AM marauders brain rot listening to music and picturing the characters singing to each other in a Glee Club setting, so I thought- why not write it??
I do have ideas for it, but this is mostly a side project to my main fic (which I am not abandoning and will continue to update weekly!) so I really have no promises to how often this will be updated.
anyway I hope you enjoy and have at least a little bit of fun.
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08 Apr 2026
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Two strangers meet for the first time on a secluded, 24-hour date where they aren’t allowed to leave or see anyone else for the entire duration. Two people, one apartment, endless possibilities for connection.
There’s just one catch;
If they kiss while they’re together, they can’t see each other again. And if they don’t, they’re free to pursue each other after the 24 hours is up.
Tug is the anti-dating app app meant to take the online out of online dating and set people up on in-person dates with complete strangers to encourage deep, emotional connection.This isn’t exactly how it goes for Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch Jr. but hey, the app’s new.
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Evan and Barty are rosekiller-ing in this friends to stuck together for 24-hours in a high-intensity, temptation-filled scenario to lovers story
Please enjoy my version of the solution to the stupidity of online dating in this online dating au with our favorite emotionally-stunted boys <3Bookmarked by haphazard47
07 Apr 2026
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Fine Without Me by itsprettyunfortunate for halfbl00dprincess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Evan is seeing someone.
Barty crashes out.- Language:
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06 Apr 2026
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06 Apr 2026
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Where Barty and Evan always end up in the same bed when they’re drunk but Barty craves for more
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04 Apr 2026
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Regulus sees a ghost; under the mistletoe, Rosekiller bakes cookies.
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04 Apr 2026
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they are the helpless, selfish, one of a kind
and also very gay
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04 Apr 2026
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"Local overachiever joins cult for boyfriend and spite."
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04 Apr 2026
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Regulus Black is missing from his final year at Hogwarts.
No one is asking why, Barty enlists Evan to help find out.
Evan has his own motivations.
What is he going to do when he does find out why Reg disappeared? Is it too late?
Sometimes, Barty wishes they don't find Regulus at all.Bookmarked by haphazard47
04 Apr 2026
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Evan is running away. So where does he go when he runs into exactly that which he is running from?
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04 Apr 2026
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An Ace Up Your Sleeve, Ace in the Hole, Hold All the Aces, and Other Fitting Asexual Puns by cukrkandl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2024
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After having his last relationship end because of his asexuality, Evan is ready to declare a war on anybody who makes him feel like shit about it. Enter Barty Crouch who, in a misguided effort to understand his own identity, comes across as the worst acephobic asshole of all time. With the support of his chaotic, all-asexual friend group, Evan decides to try for the last time: either he can fix Barty and regain a sense of hope for the world, or he’ll turn to a life of crime and make a career out of killing acephobes. After all, you can’t spell decapitate without ace.
or: the “everybody’s asexual” au nobody but me asked for
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- Part 1 of the a-verse
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04 Apr 2026
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Evan Rosier in his tongue piercing and teasing Barty era
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04 Apr 2026
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Is it obvious (that I'm hopelessly in love with you)? by IsThereLifeOnMars81
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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Charles has certainly been doing a lot of thinking since the detectives move back to London- Edwin's confession has practically been the only thing on his mind since their return from hell.
Of course, he wouldn’t dare mention any of this to Edwin, not yet. Not when he isn't completely sure of his feelings just yet.
Which is why it really is extremely inconvenient when Charles spills a truth potion on himself.
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01 Apr 2026
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Who's the baddest of them all? by Atlantic51
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Descendants (Disney Movies)
07 Feb 2026
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A marauders as descendents re-telling, following the movies word for word [as much as I could]
“Once upon a time long long ago…”
“Well more like twenty years ago. Tiana married her frog in-front of six-thousand of their closest, personal friends.”
“Big cake”Series
- Part 1 of Marauders / Descendents
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28 Mar 2026
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If Only by regulus_d1_angel0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Descendants (Disney Movies)
30 Mar 2026
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soon to be king james potter’s first official proclamation invites 4 death eaters from the isle of the lost to attend school at the beautiful hogwarts prep - alongside the good people of auradon - causing scandal and chaos throughout the land.
regulus black and his group of DE’s are disgusted and outraged - but walburga black has a plan.basically the plot of descentdants 1, but with my own little twists :)
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28 Mar 2026
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Barty has no idea what to do with his life, but he knows that getting looked at by Evan Rosier feels like a heart attack, the good kind. But Evan can’t bring himself to stay, even for Barty, so he keeps walking in and out of Barty’s life. It takes them years to figure it out.
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28 Mar 2026
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No map for this (we’re on our own) by AlcholicAfternoons
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2026
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The plane was never supposed to crash.
But when Evan wakes up half-buried in sand with the sun burning the back of his neck, the last thing he remembers is the cabin lights flickering and the ocean rushing up far too fast.
Two days have passed since the impact and most of the passengers didn’t survive.
Now there are only a handful of them left on a tropical island that doesn’t appear anywhere on the flight maps. There’s a waterfall, a half-built shelter, and the distant promise that rescue will come soon.
It has to.
Planes don’t just disappear.
Still, survival is easier with other people. Pandora is alive, which should make everything better.
And there’s also Barty, who dragged Evan out of the ocean and now seems strangely calm about the fact they might be stuck here.
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A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean, leaving a handful of nineteen-year-olds stranded on a tropical island with no survival skills, no rescue in sight, and absolutely no idea what they’re doing. Gayness ensues.
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28 Mar 2026
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Instead of dealing with his extensive issues, Barty somehow finds himself the Hogwarts' go-to guy for girls who want to lose their virginity. It's weird, he knows, but he doesn't realize exactly how weird until Evan asks him too. Barty doesn't know him very well; he and Pandora only switched places at the beginning of the year, and Barty's never talked to him much before. What he does know, though, is that he can't just do that to his best friend's brother. Instead, he decides to fake date Evan to show him what a perfect relationship should look like. Despite never having been in one. And not liking boys at all. Or sex.
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28 Mar 2026
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Wash My Mouth with Soap by pinkbabyegg for SabakuNoKay
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2024
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"Evan" he purrs.
And Evan has never been so happy to have a name. He is happy to have a name that Barty can moan against his mouth. A name that Barty can pronounce, pleading for more contact.
Evan is ready to give him everything he desires.
Evan is ready to set the restaurant on fire if Barty demands him to. Evan is ready to kiss him until the next dawn, if Barty begs him to.
Evan is ready to give him everything he has - and what he doesn't yet have, he will get it and give it to him.Bookmarked by haphazard47
27 Mar 2026
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There is an hour, hidden in the folds of night's veil, that belongs to magickind. Ghouls, ghosts, magicians (and other, meaner things) revel in cemetaries and play tricks on each other. On such a dark, stormy night, lonely magician Evan Rosier will discover that he is not as isolated, or safe, as he had always thought.
Someone is, in fact, in great need of his help.If this fic had a label like the ones on poison vials, it would read "may contain traces of: lavender, sage burning, obliviousness, silver crucifix, meta-textuality, and many, many occurences of the word 'fuck'..."
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26 Mar 2026