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The Weight of the Midnight Quiet by haplessalmonds
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Jun 2025
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Weeks have passed since Itadori sacrificed himself. Unable to process the loss, the silence that now haunted the dorms in lieu of his absence, Fushiguro finds himself in Itadori's room, but guilt does more harm than good.
"'Live a long life', what a joke," Fushiguro breathed.
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Beyond the lights, where the noise of the bustling city streets didn't reach, people wandered. Roaming aimlessly through the abandoned alleyways after dark. With windows shuttered and doors locked, if locals might only peer through their windows, if they had the curiosity, the slightest shred of bravery, to approach those trudging with a long forgotten determination, their lone silent cries continuing unheard.
The lost souls have returned to the world of the living.
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Tired of relentless public attention and thoroughly put off the vulgar concoction that is Polyjuice Potion, Harry Potter opts for a different escape: becoming an Animagus.
But when his plans for a low-profile transformation go awry—thanks to a botched curse, a determined fanclub, and a certain sharp-tongued healer—Harry discovers that blending in is easier said than done.
Trouble, as ever, seems to follow him, even when he’s a cat.
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Black Coffee and Red Bean Steamed Buns by haplessalmonds
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Apr 2024
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All Megumi Fushiguro wants to do is write his book, unfortunately for him, his outdated laptop erases his manuscript. Left with nothing except a blank page, Megumi's dreams of becoming a successful writer seem to vanish before his eyes. But his chance encounter with an enigmatic pink-haired barista, a fellow creative, spurs him to start anew.
And despite this interaction, he can't seem to catch a break, because when he gets home, he finds his appartment has been broken into, some unknown intruder rumaging through his things. Megumi is forced to return home and face how much things have changed since he left.
As Megumi grapples with the aftermath of the break-in, he can't help but notice how that pink-haired barista keeps popping up whenever he ventures out of the house.
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Otherwise described as 'I can't write an accurate summary'. CURRENTLY ON HOLD
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Jupiter and the Light of a Dying Star by haplessalmonds
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Feb 2024
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Do you have nightmares?
The message popped up on the screen. Caelus looked at it hesitantly, normally he would’ve thought this were for some kind of case study or data collection, but given recent events–this message worried him.
But what could he offer in the way of comfort?
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I go out of the way to see you by LostLanguages
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Mar 2025
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The worker, whose name tag reads Megumi Fushiguro, blinks at the scene in front of him with bleary eyes, like he expects the whole thing to be an exhaustion-induced hallucination. When Yuuji, his rose, and the loud music from the JBL fail to disappear, Fushiguro leans out the window to check both sides of the road. Then he pulls back to stare at Yuuji again. “What the fuck,” he repeats.
“Uh…” This was not the plan. The plan was for Yuuji to give the flower to whoever was at the window and pull off. He was not banking on the fact that KFC apparently hired supermodels. Or fallen angels. Fushiguro might be both.
In which Yuuji loses a bet and ends up meeting the hottest guy he's ever seen in a KFC drive through
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26 Mar 2025
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Harry and Draco are perfectly fine, separately minding their business in 2004, when the Unspeakables conscript them into service... in the First War against Voldemort.
Come for mutual pining and forced proximity in a 1980 hotel room, stay for young Sirius and philosophising about immortality and wormholes. And an eighties cowboy soap opera.
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09 Nov 2024
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The wind changes and blows the smell of death right into Trevor’s face. He suppresses a gag.
“Something has happened with Alucard,” Sypha deduces, her hand still clasped over her nose.
Trevor chances another look at the scantily-clad corpses fluttering about in the wind like a pair of scarecrows on Alucard’s doorstep.
“...Dare I say you may be onto something, Sypha.”
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05 Jun 2024
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Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.
No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.
It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.
or,
Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.
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- Part 1 of Deaf!Alhaitham
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10 Mar 2024
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AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.
Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.
Basically this is an excuse for total fluff.
And porn.And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.~~
Victor turned back to him, supernova smile in place once more. “I really, really like you. Promise you’ll still dance with me at the banquet if you take gold this time around.”
Yuuri stared at the man. He looked at their entwined hands—he hadn’t wanted to pull away—and their thighs, pressed together despite there being plenty of room in the backseat of the cab. That scent of Victor’s cologne—just a dab, lightly applied somewhere on his neck—swirled around him. This was too real to be a dream, too physical for him to have imagined it.
“I’m sorry,” Yuuri said slowly. “But…have we talked before?”
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05 Mar 2024