harmonicanoise
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The Nuclear Option by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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“Well, what can we do?” Rey tries, clipped and businesslike.
“Nothing, short of the nuclear option. And I wouldn’t recommend it, as it’s plain-and-simple fraud.”
“What’s the nuclear option?”
Rose sighs and shifts forward to play with the wedding band on her right hand. “Remember in college, when you said you would never get married?”
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Or: Rey Niima is a high-powered executive with an expired visa and no options left if she wants to keep living in the United States... Unless she marries her quiet, unassuming assistant. Things take a turn when she's forced to meet his family to sell the lie.
An AU of The Proposal (2009).
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Bait And Switch by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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What if Ben was left to scavenge on Jakku? And Kira Ren—an ex-Jedi formerly known as Rey Palpatine—decided to turn to the Dark Side and build the new First Order?
A fic where the roles are swapped and the trauma compounds.
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the world is like an apple (spinning silently in space) by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
04 Feb 2026
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Things escalate after L washes Light's feet, silently begging for his life.
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Chris brings a parrot into the Bing one day after completing a hit. Tony gets attached.
Takes place during Season 4.
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“Don’t get paranoid.”
“Oh, yeah?” Jessica’s eyes get big, and she bares her teeth. “Change the locks back, Malcolm, or I’m bulldozing your loft and building a fucking Panera.”
OR: Jessica threatens to turn Malcolm's loft into a Panera Bread after he changes the locks. Distracted by his new job at the NYPD, Malcolm doesn't even try to stop it.
(Takes place around early season one.)
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Harmonicanoise's One Shots by harmonicanoise
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
03 Dec 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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Bookmarked by harmonicanoise
13 Mar 2026
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So yeah, Richie's a little unsure. He’s got a key to Eddie’s tiny studio in Brooklyn burning a fucking hole in his pocket, and it should feel like an engraved invitation. People don’t hand out keys to fuck buddies. Or side pieces.
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- Part 2 of Quickest Way to a Man's Heart
Bookmarked by harmonicanoise
22 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
a fic so good I made a google doc to save quotes of it to dissect like I do with my novels
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Jason died. But then he came back.
This keeps happening.
(Not a groundhog day loop, but something slightly worse.)
No. 8 EVERYTHING HURTS AND I’M DYING
Stomach Pain | Head Trauma| Back from the DeadNOW WITH ART in the endnotes!!!
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- Part 24 of outrunning karma (whumptober '22)
- Part 1 of dead men tell no tales 'verse
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Bookmarked by harmonicanoise
09 Mar 2026
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Love is foolish. Love is blind. Love is weakness.
But love is also, when used right, control. It’s tying puppet strings around their wrists and ankles and watching as they dance.
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Martin contemplates the past and makes plans for the future.
Bookmarked by harmonicanoise
20 Jan 2026
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Ein Fahrstuhl. Zwei Männer. Die sich immer wieder in diesem Fahrstuhl begegnen. In various states of life.
(Fast) jedes Kapitel ist eine Begegnung beziehungsweise eine gemeinsame Aufzugfahrt.
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Bookmarked by harmonicanoise
18 Sep 2025