19 Works by harmonicanoise
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The Nuclear Option by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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“Well, what can we do?” Rey tries, clipped and businesslike.
“Nothing, short of the nuclear option. And I wouldn’t recommend it, as it’s plain-and-simple fraud.”
“What’s the nuclear option?”
Rose sighs and shifts forward to play with the wedding band on her right hand. “Remember in college, when you said you would never get married?”
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Or: Rey Niima is a high-powered executive with an expired visa and no options left if she wants to keep living in the United States... Unless she marries her quiet, unassuming assistant. Things take a turn when she's forced to meet his family to sell the lie.
An AU of The Proposal (2009).
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Bait And Switch by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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What if Ben was left to scavenge on Jakku? And Kira Ren—an ex-Jedi formerly known as Rey Palpatine—decided to turn to the Dark Side and build the new First Order?
A fic where the roles are swapped and the trauma compounds.
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the world is like an apple (spinning silently in space) by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
04 Feb 2026
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Things escalate after L washes Light's feet, silently begging for his life.
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Chris brings a parrot into the Bing one day after completing a hit. Tony gets attached.
Takes place during Season 4.
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“Don’t get paranoid.”
“Oh, yeah?” Jessica’s eyes get big, and she bares her teeth. “Change the locks back, Malcolm, or I’m bulldozing your loft and building a fucking Panera.”
OR: Jessica threatens to turn Malcolm's loft into a Panera Bread after he changes the locks. Distracted by his new job at the NYPD, Malcolm doesn't even try to stop it.
(Takes place around early season one.)
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Externality by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jan 2026
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“Your little stunt outside has already gone viral on Twitter. I would have thought that you’d be more careful, but I see we’ll have to start with the basics.”
Hux tilted his head back to offer Rey a slight smirk. “Don’t call your future husband an asshole on national television.”
Or: With birth rates dropping, the government has started assigning partners via lottery. Rey’s unlucky enough to be picked and paired with a husband that she hates. He’s an influential congressman, and she’s a poor mechanic that’s tired of being treated like a broodmare.
An unlikely love story that’s not really love.
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Gather Me Slow by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Dec 2025
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Ben finds a desperate Omega in heat living in the middle of a subway station. He decides to take her home.
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- Part 4 of Harmonicanoise's One Shots
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snake like a river by harmonicanoise for MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Nov 2025
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Kylo and Rey's museum and dinner dates in Prague.
This is like Chapter 12.5 of MalevolentReverie's "a moon-shaped pool." MalevolentReverie is a mad genius when it comes to psychological horror and this is just my headcanon of some of what happens between these lines:
"Kylo doesn’t immediately leave the country, so she’s left to think about it all day. He takes her to museums and shops and they have dinner at a nice restaurant, and it seems like nothing has changed with him. Like he didn’t just murder someone the night before."
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Light A Match, Strike A Chord by harmonicanoise for imnotoverlyobsessive
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
24 Aug 2025
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Three years into Zuko’s exile, his father and sister force him into an engagement with a peasant girl from the Southern Water Tribe. They want him to burn the tribe alive from the inside. He just wants to go home.
As his uncle says, though, a home can change in a person's heart.
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Lovely In Her Bones by harmonicanoise for MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Feb 2025
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Rey’s serial killer ex-boyfriend Kylo Ren has been stalking her, and he’s tied her to his bed. What happens next is multiple choice, and could go any number of ways.
Unfortunately for her, he wants her to live.
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- Part 3 of Harmonicanoise's One Shots
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Rey Niima, Alpha Hunter by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Feb 2025
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Rey works for a for-profit prison company, capturing rogue Alphas. They're rapists and murderers, and she's been hunting them since she was twelve years old. It's easy; she's an Omega, one of the last of a dying breed. Alphas are easily drawn to her, and easily drugged and tortured and dragged away to state-approved facilities.
Things change when she meets Ben Solo, awkward virgin librarian, closeted Alpha.
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Better Than Fiction by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Jan 2025
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Kylo’s a former model on the cover of a bestselling series of werewolf romance novels. It gets him a lot of feminine attention, but never the kind that he likes.
He changes his mind after meeting a nerdy fangirl named Rey.
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- Part 1 of Harmonicanoise's One Shots
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Haunted Hymn by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Kylo Ren, ex-addict and ex-con, meets a ghost in his uncle’s old house. She drives him insane until he learns to forgive himself for what he’s done.
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- Part 2 of Harmonicanoise's One Shots
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I'll Be Home For Christmas by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Dec 2024
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"It wasn’t Rey’s fault, or his. Their lives just weren’t meant to intertwine.
Fate or God or kismet or *something* in the sky had made it a train-derailing, plane-stopping disaster."
Or: An alternate universe fic where Rey and Ben are trying to get home for Christmas, and the universe sends everything it can to stop them: snowstorms, fires, and an unexpected tension between the two of them that threatens Rey's relationship with her fiancé, Finn.
A Reylo retelling of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
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Millions of Voices Cried Out by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 Jul 2021
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A one-shot fic about the moment that Alderaan blew to pieces... and the horrible silence that came after. Less than 1000 words.
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A Grave Under Two Suns by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
03 Oct 2020
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Rey goes to Tatooine to bury Luke and Leia's lightsabers. She discovers something unexpected along the way.
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Dexter wakes up from a very long dream. Everyone's there, watching him.
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Every Single One of Them by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
04 Apr 2020
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An exiled Obi-Wan Kenobi stumbles upon one of Anakin's darkest secrets.
Takes place not long after the events of Episode III.
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Harry and Ginny try something new. Ginny suffers in the sweetest possible way.