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He’d heard yelling; he’d heard a few moments later the crunch of wood and metal of a door being kicked in; and his eyes had slit open enough an instant or a minute later to see a golden, terrified face appearing above him. Hands sliding desperately onto his cheeks, holding him still; long tan legs kneeling in a puddle of blood and water.
He should’ve known then. He’d never seen Jake Seresin look so afraid.
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Bradley Bradshaw always imagined himself going out in either a blaze of glory or a lavish retirement party. He never imagined his flight career ending from something as mundane as an off-the-job head injury. Then again, he also never imagined that Jake Seresin of all people would be at his side when he decided to drive across the country to cope with it.
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09 Nov 2025
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Jake’s making bets, Bradley’s got a job to do, shenanigans ensue
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15 Aug 2025
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The Three-Legged Bandit by phoenix_173
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
04 Dec 2015
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When Darcy finds a little kitten outside of the tower, she can't help but bring him home. He's a gorgeous little Maine coon cat with beautiful gray-blue eyes, big soft fluffy ears and exactly three limbs. She names him Jimmy in honor of the friend that Steve is looking for so desperately. The kitty is a protective little thing, definitely adores Darcy, and has a bit of a thievery problem.
aka...The one where Loki turns Bucky into a kitty.
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15 Jul 2025
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How to Woo the Winter Soldier by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Feb 2019
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“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.
“What,” Natasha said.
“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.
“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.
Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.
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19 Mar 2025
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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1*Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*
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- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
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08 Mar 2025
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Remus and Sirius just moved in together. Their friends get a hold of Sirius' Family Photos and decide to play Smash or Pass - until James sees pictures of a particularly beautiful young man. He immediately wants to meet him, and vows to marry him.
Much to Sirius' horror, this man isn't some distant, long-dead cousin but his brother.
Much to James' delight, this brother is coming to Sirius' housewarming party at the end of the week.- Language:
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23 Feb 2025
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Twins, Tutors, and Treats by MiriamMT
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
19 Oct 2024
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Sirius and Regulus are twins. They prove every magical twins myth correct by excelling in every single subject at Hogwarts - or at least pretend to.
James finds out how they do it and "blackmails" Regulus into tutoring him in potions.
Regulus quickly realises that the only way to get James to concentrate is to give him a little "treat" when he completes a task.Series
- Part 2 of The Regulus & Sirius are Twins Agenda
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22 Feb 2025
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When his best friend Merlin tells him that contrary to what he has always claimed, he's actually from a small planet in the vicinity of a star named Ascetir, Arthur takes it surprisingly well. But then his planet explodes, he's plagued by coincidences and he can't get a decent cup of coffee anywhere in the galaxy.
A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy AU.
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06 Feb 2025
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Adrien had no idea what he was getting into when he went for a late-night run, but by the time the sun rises, our sad little kitten's world will have changed forever. You wouldn't expect a case of mistaken cunnilingus to lead to an identity reveal, but here we are.
Chapter 1, 3, and 5 are T
Chapter 2 is low-grade M
Chapter 4 is E and technically optionalSeries
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21 Jan 2025
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isn't it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string? by BeeDoingHerBest
Fandoms: Dead Poets Society (1989)
18 Aug 2021
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Neil knew, better than anyone, that Todd Anderson was special. Ethereal, even. He was warm and earnest and gentle in a school that, most days, was more excrement than excellent.
It should have come as no surprise when someone else seemed to come to that same realisation.
It was fine. Todd deserved the recognition. Neil wasn’t jealous.
Not at all.
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10 Oct 2024
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Camelot Publishing publishes romance novels, and when Arthur founds a new imprint of gay romance and invites his best friend and pet writer Merlin to write for it, it's a bit too easy to miss the fact that apparently he's living in one.
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01 Oct 2024
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Arthur gives Merlin a plastic ring as a joke. But what nobody knows is how much Merlin really likes wearing it. Modern AU with lots of pining.
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27 Jul 2024
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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2015
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After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the
eighteentwenty dicks.Series
- Part 1 of Dick Chicken
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10 Jun 2024
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To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.
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02 Jun 2024
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Harry's far too hot. Draco's always cold. And somehow against all odds, together they create a perfect equilibrium.
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25 May 2024
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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25 May 2024
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Answer to the prompt, “I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are,” with some twists and differences.
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27 Mar 2024
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In which an unsuspecting Lily Evans is roped into a fake babysitting gig featuring a hapless teenage boy, heart-shaped pizza, and the possibility of getting laid.
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26 Mar 2024
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Lily Evans' soulmate is an idiot. Although she's never actually met him to confirm this.
A Soulmate!AU tale of rugby matches, incompetent medical interns, and a broken rib or two.
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20 Mar 2024
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In hindsight, Lily really shouldn’t have written up a list of all the boys she’d ever fancied and what she liked about each of them.
A Jily ‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ AU
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20 Mar 2024