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“Derek, we are picking up The Mess Formally Known as Danny from The Jungle. You do not want that on your leather seats. We'll take the jeep."
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- Part 2 of Like somebody else
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This is in the same 'verse as Lost and found. There may be baffling in jokes if you haven't read Lost and found.
"Scott and Isaac have an apartment across town where, if Derek gave it any thought, he would be convinced that they have earnest, wide eyed sex and giggle over dumb video games. But he doesn’t give it any thought. Kira and Malia share the place next door to the boys, where presumably they sharpen their deadly weapons and try to ignore the heartfelt moaning coming through the wall."
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- Part 3 of Like somebody else
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"Most people look at Derek and assume he is having more sex than anyone else in the room."
In which Derek has the worst time, but then it gets better.
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- Part 1 of Like somebody else
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All prompts lead to fluff by orphan_account, raingetsin (holesinthesky)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Mar 2014
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Elephants and I were supposed to be working on a collab/fervently denying certain major character deaths, but instead we did fluffy drabbles. There is no cohesion, only fluff.
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A little thing for dhampir72 for the Winterlock Exchange. I hope its in the spirit of the request, if not the exact letter - apparently I just couldn't resist the prospect of Sherlock's reaction to an even smaller Watson after Series 3, and this fell out of my hands onto the keyboard!
Beta'd by the ever wonderful elephantfootprints
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Lost and found is a character study of Derek and his... complex relationship with sex.
The rest of it is stuff from the same 'verse because apparently I love it in here.
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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Bookmarked by holesinthesky
23 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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Bookmarked by holesinthesky
21 Apr 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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08 Apr 2026
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Alligator Bites Never Heal by flawlessassholes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Mar 2026
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His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.
Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.
Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.
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- Part 1 of Alligator Bites Never Heal
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Bookmarked by holesinthesky
02 Apr 2026
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winners-verse by pressuretoparty
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Set after season 1.
Shane and Ilya try this dating thing for real.
Slice-of-life explorations on sex, rivalry, and looove.Now complete!
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Bookmarked by holesinthesky
31 Mar 2026