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How Often Do You Think About The Roman Empire? by hopskipjokes
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
09 May 2024
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“What’s something you think about everyday?”
There is nothing in the world that Calum thinks of more than Luke's laugh.
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Michael is offered a temporary promotion at work and is stressed. Calum's just trying to help but ends up in the crossfire.
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For just over a year now Foolish and Punz had been dating in secret. Well, partial secrecy, after being caught trying to sneak into each other's hotel rooms for the fifth time in one tour, they decided to just tell the rest of their band members. Close family came next when they decided to spend Christmas together, but to everyone else they were just friends and bandmates.
Really, really close friends and bandmates.
Or Punz and Foolish try hide their relationship and fail.
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Foolish and Punz were quick in becoming friends, they were also quick in becoming more than friends.
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He was in his room. Punz was beside him and not going to leave him. It was all just a nightmare.
Foolish has a nightmare and Punz tries his hardest to help.
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Punz had been working every Sunday at the record store for almost a year now. During that time, he worked with many other part time employees, some lasted two months others less than a fortnight. There had been Cami, Alex, Jules and finally Emma, who had only handed in her leaving notice last week, making it her last shift today. Although it was sad seeing a co-worker leave, the hope of getting the opportunity to pick up an extra shift outdone any sad feelings.
Punz was surprised to see that there was no new hire, instead he had gotten his extra shift on the Saturday, but the guy who was normally on Saturday was now on Sunday as well.
Foolish. He had never worked with them before he doesn’t even think he has seen the other.Foolish and Punz work in a record shop together. They run into a few problems but together they can solve anything, well anything but their feelings for each other.
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“I’ve been married for over a year now”
Just over a year ago Foolish and Punz made some drunken mistakes in Vegas.
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Foolish has a bit too much to drink, talks too much and forgets it all by morning. Punz however, remembers the whole thing.
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“And what can I do?”“I need kissing lessons.”
Punz’s mind went blank. There was absolutely no way this is how his life goes.
Day 7: Practice Kissing
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When Punz first found out he was going to be supervising the school trip, he wanted to put his head through the wall. Nothing seemed less fun than having to chaperone a bunch of kids over the weekend.“You know, it might not be so bad then if we’re both there.”
It was bad. It was really bad.Day 4: Secret dating & Day 5: Date night
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Having a fake boyfriend was great. The whole week he had someone other than family to talk to, he was definitely Aunt Lucy’s favourite and he was no longer paying for all his drinks.
Day Two: _ to lovers & Day Three: Fake dating!
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“Fine, but you better watch out. I subconsciously cuddle things in my sleep.”“Would it be better if we cuddled now then? Get it over and done with.” The smirk on Punz’s face took away any sort of innocence that sentence was meant to have.
Day one: Sharing a bed
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“You never told me it was a double date.” Foolish ran a hand through his hair.“I told you we were meeting up with Sapnap. It’s the same thing.” Punz didn’t understand the other’s stress. He told him they were meeting up with his friends, it just so happened to turn into going out for dinner.
“It’s so different!” Foolish squeaked out.
Punz and Foolish go on a double date and Foolish meets Sapnap and Dream for the first time.
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- Part 3 of band au
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Foolish knew he was smart, he went through school, got decent grades and then moved onto college where he got his degree. He knew he would not have be able to do that if he was stupid, but he also knows he can say dumb things sometimes, He accepts the title of being a ‘himbo’ and will laugh at himself when he says something a bit silly. But there is a difference between being called a himbo and being called stupid. Stupid was always said harshly with no respect behind it. He always tried to brush off those feelings, but sometimes it was hard.Foolish has been playing too many puzzle games and starts to doubt himself.
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Foolish just gave him a blank stare and rolled his eyes. However, he couldn’t hide the faint blush that crept onto his cheeks. “Let’s just get into the payment.”“I wasn’t gonna make you pay but alri-“
“NOT THAT! Payment to dock and sell goods. What’s wrong with you?” The blush only grew darker as his hard exterior slowly started to crack and he became more flustered.
Pirate!au with Punz flirting nonstop with Foolish
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Punz’s tour started off great. That was until someone got on stage, the venue security was fast in acting and the person didn’t actually get that close to Punz, but when they found that same person trying to sneak onto his tour bus, management decided to get a personal bodyguard for Punz. Enter Foolish, a personal bodyguard who has worked with celebs since his career started. Through the years he learned to keep relationships solely professional and to not care about anything but his client’s safety.
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- Part 2 of band au
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“Grab one and join me.” Foolish finally turned to look at Punz, although it was more of a tired stare.
“What?”
“Grab a juice box, and join me.”
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It was all worth it as, as soon as the stream ended, so did the insults. Cruel words of ‘idiot’ and ‘bitch’ turn fond and sweet, not meant to offend. When on camera they stuck to bickering and false insults as methods of communicating. Off camera came the words of kindness and love that Foolish lived for.
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Mercenary Punz meets Outlaw Foolish and they bond over being on the run.
5 times they escape being caught
+1 time they are caught
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Punz and Foolish work together in a coffee shop that doesn't always have the best of customers
- Based off of a video in a Cody Ko you cringe, you lose video