hydrogenbetty
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics) (1)
- Fantastic Four (2015) (1)
- DCU (1)
- Homestuck (1)
Recent works
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NYC's Brand-New "Adopt A Spider" Intiative by centuryofverse, hydrogenbetty
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Fantastic Four (2015)
13 Sep 2026
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Peter moves in with MJ and Ned. This will have very normal results. The whole "we used to be a really big part of each others' lives" thing isn't going to be a big deal! At all! Things are going to be totally fine. Nothing about their dynamic will change.
(Everything about their dynamic changes. Very radically.)
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as the earth runs to the ground (its you I lie with) by hydrogenbetty
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
13 Jun 2021
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The world doesn’t end with a bang or a whimper.
No, it ends with the well-rehearsed tones of some federal drone, chosen like a sheep for the slaughterhouse. A nervous, balding man who seems like he would be more at home rejecting a car loan than announcing the end of the world.
(Twenty minutes, he says, until the bombs hit. Nowhere near enough time for anything except goodbye)
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Your name is Dave Strider, and crows talk to you like an adult with a fucked up childhood talks to their therapist about their daddy issues.
Well, you're the one with the issues, so it's more like the reverse. You're sat squarely on a chaise lounge, with one arm over your head like a swooning Victorian woman when she comes into contact with her fiancé's ankle, telling your feathered doc all about your repressed homosexuality.
Anyway.
The whole crow thing ends up being a marked improvement to your life.
(or, 5 times birds gave dave weirdly good advice and 1 time he didn’t need them)
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Be Nice to Me by hydrogenbetty
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
07 Nov 2020
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Jason is many things, but tired and angry are the most important.
(or: Jason, Dick, and what makes a person not a hero)
Series
- Part 1 of DC Playlist
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Wrecking Ball by hydrogenbetty
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
27 Oct 2020
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It's a good night. A peaceful night, for once. Until Steph has to go and ruin it.
(or: Steph, Cass, and the gap between who you used to be)
Series
- Part 2 of DC Playlist
Recent series
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DC Playlist by hydrogenbetty
Fandom Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
07 Nov 2020
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A few oneshots dedicated to songs that remind me of characters, mostly character and relationship studies
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- 4,268
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Like Cats and Dogs by dirtbagtrashcat
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Jul 2022
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When Felix starts avoiding him, Sylvain does what he always does: he sneaks off to the stables to complain to the horses. But this time, someone's beat him to the punch. Fellow horse girl Ferdinand von Aegir is nursing his own heartache, and doesn’t mind making room for one more.
In which a pair of golden retrievers ‘yes-and’ each other into the highly inadvisable, potentially lethal plot to make their crushes jealous by fake dating each other. A ferdibert x sylvix comedy of errors.
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hold my hand, hold it tight by jingerhead for Moondal
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
16 Oct 2022
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Neil sat alone in the kitchen and wasn’t sure if he could stomach the tea anymore. He’d had over six months to learn that Andrew was very much off-limits, but knowing that didn’t stop the clusterfuck happening in his brain. Because although Neil had never had a crush before he wasn’t stupid, alright? He knows that being jealous of someone else’s relationship has to at least mean something.
So, yeah. Neil has a crush on his roommate, Andrew Minyard, who just so happens to be dating his other roommate, Kevin Day. The whole thing sounds like the setup to a bad romcom.
A Russian translation of this fic is available here: https://ficbook.net/readfic/13114542
Bookmarked by hydrogenbetty
10 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
gang what if i K'ed my S this one gives me so many happy feelings
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The distant look in the Mage’s eyes snapped to the gap of the roof, to the near-silent tuttering of other, watchful machines down below. “No, it doesn’t matter. You will be safe up here. It should be simple enough, to lay protective wards into the earth of the tower. I won’t let anything happen to you,” he vowed.
Promises held no impetus in this world, where nothing happened, nothing changed.
The Machine reset its position on its knees and replaced its hands on the weapon of a fallen era. I can’t stop you from making useless promises, can I?
Somehow, without doing anything, the Machine had gained a visitor and protector.
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the thing with anger (and ugly sweater vests) by johnnyfucksup
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 Jul 2023
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Rationally, Jayce is aware that Viktor provokes fights purely for his own enjoyment at least half the time. Not even someone as dead-set on being a bastard can realistically find enough reasons to start an argument as frequently as Viktor does. Rationally, Jayce is aware that he only gives Viktor what he wants when he responds to the provocation with anything other than pure indifference.
It’s real fucking difficult to stay indifferent when Viktor starts talking, though, and the urge to rip him apart is so physically overpowering, Jayce really has no other choice than to at least scream at him a little bit.
Or: Viktor pushes, and Jayce has no other choice than to push back, because his ego has always been fragile like that.
- Language:
- English
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- 14,098
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by hydrogenbetty
20 Dec 2024
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
Series
- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life