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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    “What videos, Ilya?” David asked, his tone laced with concern, but Ilya couldn’t deal with that right now. He was never putting his phone on Do Not Disturb again.

    He had more notifications than when he’d checked it at the gym. Transactions made with the card from their shared account, alerts to change Shane's email passwords. Shit, shit, shit.

    “Ilya…” David said again, more demanding this time, making him finally look up.

    Videos of us that are going to make you look at me differently. Videos that might make you hate me. Videos that could ruin everything.

    His throat went dry.

    And maybe… send me to prison.

     

    or When Shane’s phone is stolen and he ends up in the hospital, Ilya has to deal with his severely injured husband, and with videos that could leak and change their lives forever. The video Pike had accidentally leaked years ago would be child’s play in comparison.

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    07 May 2026

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    “I turned the other cheek every fucking time. I still got tossed on my ass the second I went too far over the line, and threatened by the commissioner, and told to kill myself on just about every social media platform because my nightmare that I’d get outed came true. And you, after everything you did, got to come out to a supportive team and fans, get a slap on the wrist, and have your happy fucking ending.”

    Or:

    Shane has been avoiding Troy for months. Ilya and Troy finally find out why.

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    07 May 2026

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    “Did, uh,” Frankie starts. She sounds faint. “Did you just say your boyfriend?”

    Ilya’s stomach drops. Oh. Oh, fuck.

    He doesn’t know what his face does. There will probably be pictures of this moment all over the internet by tomorrow morning. He doubts it’s flattering, considering there’s a non-zero chance he’s going to throw up all over the microphone.

    Ilya scrambles. Too tired, too shocked at his own brain’s betrayal to know how to fix this. “Blyat,” he spits. Then he laughs, and even he can hear that it sounds more wild than genuine. “English language is hard, yes? I meant my boys, my boys who are my friends. The Centaurs, yes? They are all my boy friends.”

    OR

    Ilya Rozanov has a no-good, very bad two days and accidentally outs himself. He's not having a great time.

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    07 May 2026

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    Five hockey players, one blizzard, and a shared wardrobe full of Russian labels that Shane is desperate to keep hidden. It turns out that forced proximity is a lot harder when your boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov and he’s being an ass just to keep the act up—and because the bed is little too cold and little too big for Shane to sleep alone.

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    07 May 2026

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    01 May 2026

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    “I could blindfold you and find some other cock to fuck you, and you’d still be crying from it.”
    “I’d know. I’d know it wasn’t yours.”
    “Yeah? Should I bring a lineup next time? Have them all fuck you and watch you take their cocks like the greedy whore you are? Not let you come ‘til you know which cock is mine?”
    And Shane had blacked out with how hard he’d come from the idea of it.

     

    Or, Shane tries to guess which cock fucking him is Ilya's.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Gift giving isn't a competition but Shane is still winning.

    aka Shane gifts his husband the best present for his birthday-- himself.

    aka aka free use hollanov but on steroids

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    30 Apr 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 48

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    Shane is currently vibrating against a glass railing, trying not to scream, and wondering if Toby the rookie can hear his heart hammering from twenty feet away.

    In which Shane wins a trophy, Ilya claims his prize, and the Centaurs learn exactly why you should never interrupt the Captain and his husband when they're "getting some air."

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    30 Apr 2026

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    He doesn’t mean for it to happen that way. He sees the asphalt before he reaches it.

    He thinks, Ilya.

    He doesn’t remember much after that.

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    SHANE HOLLANDER, CAPTAIN OF MONTREAL METROS, FOUND UNRESPONSIVE AFTER FALLING FROM APARTMENT BALCONY
    The incident occurred mere hours after rumors of the hockey star’s sexuality started circulating, stemming from an online video of a private conversation between the young captain and actress Rose Landry. There is no update on his current status after being moved to…

    Or, Shane gets outed and accidentally hurts himself, the world thinks he's tried to end his life, and Ilya struggles to come to terms with mortality in more than one sense of the word.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    He couldn't tear his eyes away from his phone. The more he rewatched the videos of Ilya and the more he scrolled, the more he realized he was truly, deeply fucked.

    It was quickly becoming undeniable that the Jane he'd been talking about was Shane. He was feeling these emotions because of Shane which was… confounding, to say the least. Shane didn't quite know how he was supposed to feel about this. There wasn't exactly a manual for how to deal with your ex-something very publicly dedicating sad, terrible karaoke to you. Something like that would probably have a really niche customer base.

    Or, videos of Ilya doing drunk karaoke at the Boston Bears 2016 Christmas party go viral. Shane... handles it.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
    Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
    Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
    Jane: No
    I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
    Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???

    alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Ilya hadn’t known the video existed. If he had known, he would have paid someone to have it destroyed. Would have paid someone to murder Kuznetsov, maybe, just for redundancy's sake. But it was peak stupidity, to keep evidence of your homosexual perversion around in a country where that crime could get you sent to jail for several decades, and Ilya hadn’t thought that Kuznetsov would be that dumb.

    Now here Ilya was, watching a video of his fourteen-year-old self on Twitter getting fucked by his former hockey coach.

    So. There go the plans for the rest of his life.

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    Or: in 2018, during Ilya's last year with the Raiders, an old video is leaked on Twitter. Ilya reacts, or overreacts. Shane does, too.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    When Shane learns that Ilya's plane has crashed and he doesn't even know who Ilya's emergency contact is or if Ilya's alive, he has a stunning realization that Ilya dying without anyone knowing what they are to one another would be a torment.

    Ilya is injured in the plane crash, Shane does a lot of coming out.

    “I love you,” says Shane, “I love you so fucking much, Ilya. And when you’re less loopy, I think we need to talk about how the stupid plan doesn’t work anymore.”
    Ilya’s mostly out of it by now, but he snorts, “Hollander wants to deviate from plan? Must be very serious for me, yes?”
    “You’re going to be fine.” Shane can’t even entertain the possibility of anything else, “Go to sleep.”

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    21 Apr 2026

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    “Shane Hollander?”

    Shane blinks dumbly at them. “Yes. Um, hi. Hello.”

    Hayes shares a quick bemused glance with his wife. “I’m Wyatt. I play with Roz,” he says, holding his hand out to shake. “And this is my wife, Lisa.” He nods to her, and she smiles sweetly.

    “I, uh, I know who you are,” Shane says, accepting the handshake.

    “Ah. Sweet.”

     

    Or: Shane drives to Ottawa to care for a sick Ilya. He doesn't expect Wyatt Hayes and his wife to come knocking.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov feels like a little kid on Christmas, enthusiastic and full of energy and grateful for the gifts he got, eager to rip them open and play with them. Shane Hollander has been the best present he could ever ask for – sometimes, he feels like more than Ilya deserves – and every single day he wakes up amazed that they’re married, that they don’t have to limit themselves to rushed hook-ups in hotel rooms and flirtatious texts thousands of miles apart. So having four versions of his husband is almost too much for Ilya to handle, and simultaneously the best gift he’s ever gotten.

    In which Ilya Rozanov gets overstimulated until he cries by four Shane Hollanders at once.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    “Got someone special waiting for you?”

    Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.

    “I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”

    The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.

    OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
    Inevitably, so does Ilya Rozanov.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Pike was looking at him expectantly, with something that seemed terribly close to knowing.

    “Rose is here right now.” Ilya settled on, weakly. His shoulders drew in unconsciously, protecting him from a blow that never came. And maybe it was selfish of him, wanting Pike to know that it was not his fault. That maybe, he was not as much of an asshole as Pike believed him to be. His accent was thick as he clarified, “He does not…want anything with Lily.”

     

    or: Ilya is struggling post tuna-meltdown. Then Shane gets hit, and suddenly everyone is asking questions Ilya can't answer.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Emily @emilystwitterstuff21

    Shane Hollander being a physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend was not on my bingo card this year. What the fuck is going on??

    Clara @hockeyfan101

    Of all hockey players it's SHANE HOLLANDER??? The golden boy of the NHL that does no wrong?? Omg. Istg men are trash.

    Or: everyone thinks Shane abuses his girlfriend Lily, and Yuna Hollander is not at all amused about, while Shane is just upset that his parents have such an issue with him being gay.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    He smacks Shane’s ass hard and watches Shane’s eyes go wide. He looks at the mechanical bull, then back at Ilya. “No, no way.” 

    “Yes way! Or are you no longer interested in making them see how fun you are?” Ilya gestures to the team standing around the pen in anticipation of something. 

    Shane, in one of those rare instances Ilya will always cherish, throws caution to the wind. “Alright, why not?” 

    OR: As Shane’s first full season with the Ottawa Centaurs approaches, the team starts to act awkward and withdrawn from Shane, so Ilya enlists Dykstra to take the team out to Ottawa’s notorious country bar Crazy Horse for a night of bonding. And if the mechanical bull makes his precious husband get a little loose and wild, well, so be it.

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    13 Apr 2026

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