jmtorres
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- Dragaera - Steven Brust (9)
- Andromeda (TV) (8)
- Doctor Who (2005) (8)
- Stargate SG-1 (8)
- Weiß Kreuz (7)
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Evelyn comes to ask Joan a favor. They parted ways years ago, but Evelyn would rather bring her daughter to womanhood in the ways of the old coven, rather than let the Devil do the deed.
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Catch Lightning in a Bottle by jmtorres
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Aug 2019
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Crowley's not that into manifesting genitals, but Aziraphale's really into giving Crowley orgasms, so he works on a compromise.
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The Thousand Natural Shocks That Flesh Is Heir To by jmtorres
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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It's an experiment they talked about; teased each other with, once they realized they were both a bit turned on by the thought of the restriction. To be human, limited and mortal, and to experience sex that way, fully embodied.
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Methos, Cassandra, the Four Horsemen, rape, change, time, parallels and stuff.
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"I read once that there's a specific type of cancer that can give a false positive on a pregnancy test. That's probably more likely. I mean, sure, I *got* a pregnancy test because I missed my period and the customs delays meant I was off birth control for three weeks but, let's face it, the chances of your sperm fertilizing my ova are pretty low."
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WTFJH: What the Fuck Just Happened. A frequently valid question and the name of Stiles's boyfriend's webcomic.
Stiles went to college, grew up, fell in love with an awesome boyfriend, is now working on his Masters degree, and is actually quite happy and fulfilled. Derek ends up back in his life basically by accident, and everyone is confused but actually in no way miserable.
Because everyone in this series is an actual grown-ass adult who attempts to use their words, even when they're bad (or awkward) at it. Communication! It's a thing.
If you have enjoyed the stories, you may also enjoy the WTFJH tumblr, which is functionally a scrapbook for the series; we have tossed everything that's been posted publicly on it, as well as various images and such that are relevant.
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Life on Mars incredible Sap Fic (which in the normal course of the timeline would probably cause doom) by jmtorres
Fandom: Life on Mars (UK)
28 Sep 2006
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13 Jul 2025
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The Claiming by Winblam
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
28 Oct 2024
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29 Oct 2024
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"This isn't a new side effect of the protomolecule, right?" Alex asked nervously. "Extreme horniness?"
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21 May 2024
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Juno gives Peter a warm welcome.
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12 Apr 2024
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Dylan tries to walk out on a naked Telemachus Rhade.
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26 Mar 2023