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    Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.

    When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...

    (Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Draco wants a different future than the one his parents expect him to lead. A story of growth, friendship and thwarted romance.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.

    All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.

    Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.

    A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.

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    (In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Widower Draco Malfoy doesn't realize how his life will change when his eight year old son, Scorpius, brings home the cell number of his best friend’s mother and begs his father to call and offer what assistance they can.

     

    Hermione Granger-Weasley’s husband of ten years has taken everything from her. Her books, her family, and her safety. After a fortuitous phone call from an old enemy, she finds a new start for herself and her daughter in the most unexpected of places.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    A girl’s night out with Ginny takes an unexpected turn when Hermione receives a friend request from Draco Malfoy, the man she’s crushed on for years.

    Things only grow more unexpected when Hermione and Ginny realize Draco had been sitting behind them all evening, listening in on their tipsy, unfiltered girl talk. Which, much to Hermione’s mortification, just so happened to include a round of Marry, Shag, or Kill, where she loudly admitted she would shag Draco.

    Friend request accepted, Draco and Hermione are forced to confront what they’ve denied for years, their undeniable attraction to each other.

    ****This is part 1 of the Fate, Luck, or Magic Series, Hermione’s POV.*****

    For Draco’s POV, read: More Than a Friend Request.

    For a bonus scene of chapter 4, read: Ginny and Theo Make a Bet.

    For Blaise and Ginny’s story, read: How to Catch a Chaser.

    All stories in the Fate, Luck, or Magic Series can be read as stand alones or as part of the series.

    Happy reading! Enjoy!

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    13 Jan 2026