kallistob
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House pretends to be a masseur to investigate environmental causes at a spa center for his new case. Wilson, for his part, is just a stressed out client who booked a normal massage appointment. What happens next may surprise you.
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House treats a new patient with a mysterious condition. Attempting to save them might just mean losing himself in the process.
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- Part 1 of Rebirth series - A Vampire!House AU
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It's late, they've had a few drinks, and House is in pain. Wilson just wants to help.
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It's A Match! by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Apr 2021
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He was asleep by the time his screen lit up, around 2 am, announcing a new match and soon after, a new message.
Hi ! The text read. I’m Eskel. Love your profile, would love to chat with you and get to know you better. :)
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The Wolf and the Bard by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Apr 2021
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If he didn’t die, the ballad resulting from this fantastical encounter might be his best work to date.
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Tumblr Prompts by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jun 2020
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A series of short stories inspired by this list of tumblr prompts : https://ofprevioustimes.tumblr.com/post/637249931597463552/miscellaneous-angst-starters-when-were-you-going
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Take A Chance On Me by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 May 2020
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AU in which Jaskier really believes his soulmate is Geralt until he finds Eskel.
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Youtube AU by kallistob, paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Jun 2018
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Collection of various one-shots written for Inktober 2017.
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House has been shooting up heroin for the past month. He had managed to hide it from everyone around him, but one day Wilson finds out and, well…
He has to teach House a lesson, right?
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
16 Aug 2025
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She feels muzzy, like she's been asleep for a while, and the room is warm. Then, the noise that must have woken her happens again: a soft, sharp inhalation, like a closed-mouth gasp. It's followed by a rustling sound, skin sliding over fabric, and the grunt again. It's coming from behind her, from where House is lying in the other bed. Her first, slightly revolted thought is that he's masturbating. But then the choked-off gasp comes again, this time accompanied by a hissed "Goddammit", and her brain clicks the diagnosis into place.
House is in pain. Thirteen helps.
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- Part 1 of High windows
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Wilson is dying of cancer. House has found him a recklessly dangerous cure. Now they both have to reconcile with the cost.
(9 chapters + bonus content at the end)
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
31 Mar 2025
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You Know What They Say About Foxes (They'll Break Your Heart) by wildwestwind
Fandoms: Zootopia (2016)
19 Apr 2016
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Nick and Judy having sex was an accident. Nick and Judy falling in love was even more an accident. And as long as she repressed her emotions enough, Judy was pretty certain that she could pretend that neither of them had ever happened.
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Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
14 Mar 2025
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Three Silvers (Priceless) by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jul 2024
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When Eskel saves a nobleman from a wyvern, his reward is the indenture of the noble's huntsman.
Lambert is not exactly thrilled to have his indenture handed over to a witcher - until it turns out the witcher is kinder than Lambert could possibly have expected.
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Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
16 Jul 2024