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  1. Summary

    The one where Knightley lives after the attack from Roland, and he wakes up from a coma a month after.
    The one where Knightley is forced to confront his past.
    The one where Simon is forced to confront his feelings about Knightley.
    And Dogen just wants to play chess.

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    Roland makes the mistake of stabbing Knightley with the chisel, NOT Dogen's knife, and the events that happen afterwards...

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  2. Summary

    The TV gets fucked nasty, one switch flip at a time!

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  1. Rec 27

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    Spamton G. Spamton (formerly known as John Cungadero) is put into a witness protection program after ratting out a big crime lord, but the relocation does little to quell the complications he was beginning to unravel himself from in the big city. In a quaint lake town out west, Spamton finds himself having to transition from city life to something a big more quaint. He tells himself things will be simpler out here. He'll have more time to recover, to regain himself again. What he wasn't expecting was for the local radio host to be a looker that immediately catches his attention in his first venture into town. Is Spamton himself ready for a relationship or even a fling? He's about to find out and hope the demons of the past don't manage to find him.

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    09 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh ym goodness uts peak

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    rp archives/fanfics featuring spamton and tenna and their weird little daughter(s)!

    please note: the fics in this series have been written out of order! so if anything seems inconsistent, it's probably because certain developments and ideas hadn't been thought of yet. don't think too hard about it, it's all in good fun!

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    25 Dec 2025

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    need to read the continuations oh my god

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    It has been almost four months of sleeping in the same bed, tangled in each other’s arms for extra warmth against the frigid air, inhaling each other in their proximity, and this has never happened.

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    • Part 1 of BTP
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    23 Dec 2025

  4. Rec *

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    He swallowed hard, trembling but unable to tear his gaze away from the being before him. Fear still rooted him in place, but curiosity—foolish, human curiosity—kept his eyes fixed on the way the moonlight caught the monster’s fur, the faint curl of his antennae, the glint of sharp teeth in the dark.

    It should have been pure terror. And yet… it wasn’t.

    And that fact almost scared him more than the monster did.

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    A Spamtenna Monster/Human Undertale AU inspired by Beauty and the Beast

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    06 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god the newest chapter made me sob i love this fic so much. im going to die
    ch8

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    You know about his old flame, the tiny salesman. You’d seen him a few times, visiting Tenna in his office when you two were just getting to know each other; you know he hasn’t gotten over his last love, and likely never will.

    But God, leaning back on the velvet couch, legs parted to fit your body between them, Tenna is tantalizing. Uppers bring out this strange energy in him—a latent aggression, obvious in the way his fangs just barely graze his lower lip, the way he holds onto his whiskey glass for dear life and bounces his leg on the coffee table. Logically, you and Tenna are equals, but right now, you are at the mercy of his incessant heat, the raw power of his machinery.

    Or,

    Under the influence of whiskey and cocaine, Tenna wants to prove to himself that he is over Spamton. So he fucks you.

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    17 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    im gonna die when he called the reader Spam i clutched my chest in agony. super awesome fic