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While Granger was a marvel at most things, baking did not appear to be her specialty.
She had already burned one batch, and the second had “never risen”, whatever that meant.
He saw the discontent on her face and longed to erase it. Granger shouldn’t be unhappy; she should only ever be relaxed and glowing and well-fucked and—
Draco heard her grumbling to Lovegood about something.
“Great. I’m out of flour. Can’t even bake another batch.”
His ears perked.
Flowers? Granger needed flowers for baking?
As Draco had never baked anything in his life, nor been involved in any such process, he was riveted.
She sighed while Lovegood listened sympathetically, patting her on the shoulder. “And Harry’s gluten free. And Tesco is the only place that sells the type of flour I like.”
Tesco had flowers, eh?
Draco had no idea what Tesco was, nor did he know what gluten-free meant, but by Merlin, he would figure it out.
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05 Sep 2026
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mom-itsupport1980: "I’ve been told I have a very punchable face."
It’s the most honest thing he can think to say. He’s caught his reflection in enough polished surfaces to know it's true, and he doubts she remembers third year anyway. He sees her type, stop, and type again.
Granger.H: "Well, come on, that’s not fair."
Draco stares at the message in confusion.
Granger.H: "You can't just say that and expect me not to think you’re Cormac."
mom-itsupport1980: "I am not Cormac."
Granger.H: "Then you must be wrong about your face."Bookmarked by ladychatelaine
29 Aug 2026
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During a tipsy, sweaty, braless walk back to her holiday flat in Florence, Hermione Granger stops into a gelateria. Among the flavours on the menu? Green Apple.
A Polaroid. A passing thought. A pigeon.
In Hermione's defence, she was quite pissed. And Tarquin is quite exceptional.
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25 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger is not Boring by Phthalo_Turquoise
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2026
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Five years after the war, Hermione has got it into her head that she’s become boring. And it’s not without cause—an office job and beige robes wait for her each morning.
Desperate for a rush of adrenaline, she sneaks out to an illegal street race. In the chaos of criminals and Auror raids, she meets a masked wizard who flies faster than anyone else—and seems very eager to teach her how to ride.
(This fic was prewritten)
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22 Aug 2026
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"Malfoys do not beg," he said - jaw tight, chin up, every inch the aristocrat even on the edge.
"We'll see," said Hermione Granger.Seventh year, one shared common room, eight months of unbearable tension, a month of rounds he's been quietly covering and lying about, and the gradually dawning, mutually horrifying realization that the feeling is entirely returned.
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21 Jun 2026
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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07 Jun 2026
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For a moment, Hermione forgets how to breathe and her heart races at the single-minded way he’s looking at her now.
Is he pissed or something?
Because if she’s not mistaken, Draco Malfoy is offering to fuck a baby into her.
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11 May 2026
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“You’re going to be put to death tomorrow, what do you want for your last meal?” the reporter taunted.
Draco strained at his chains, close enough to shout the most vile and offensive thing he could think of into fifty raised quick-quotes quills. “Hermione Granger’s cunt.”
Then he spat on the reporter’s shoes.
Hermione comes to collect.
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03 May 2026
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When an ancient artifact in the Love Room breaches its containment wards, the Department of Mysteries locks down automatically. All doors seal. All personnel shelter in place. The ambient field will dissipate eventually. There is nothing to do but wait.
Hermione Granger is a researcher in the Brain Room. She is very good at waiting. She is less good at sitting in a sealed control hub with the Unspeakable from the Death Chamber. He is the one whose existence she has spent years holding at a precise and manageable distance. As they wait out the protocol in the control hub, something is conspicuously building in the space between them. It isn't artifact contamination. It isn't field saturation. It has no explanation in a book she's read before. And the longer she refuses to name it, the louder it gets.
"If this is indeed the Pairing Stone... Best case, mild euphoria. Worst case, irrational emotional attachment to the nearest biological entity."
He looked at her, expression unreadable. "That would be you."
"And you, for me."Bookmarked by ladychatelaine
14 Apr 2026
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Draco's been in love with his colleague for four years, but it took catching teenagers in an alcove to finally do something about it. It turns out the only thing more dangerous than students breaking curfew is two professors with years of unresolved tension and an empty castle.
Or: Two professors on late-night patrol finally give in to years of tension in the worst possible location.
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06 Apr 2026
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Draco had a problem.
It was a Hermione Granger-shaped problem. It walked like Hermione Granger, it talked like Hermione Granger, and (when he was lucky), it chewed him out like Hermione Granger.
But he knew, deep down, that it wasn’t Hermione Granger.
Because there was no way on God’s green earth that Hermione Granger had those fucking tits.
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24 Mar 2026
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Over salted punch, during shameless flirting, and through his magnetic presence on stage, rockstar Draco Malfoy lures in Professor Granger at the Yule Ball.
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01 Mar 2026
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Draco shrinks from attention, ashamed of the vicious scar slicing his face. Hermione can't stop staring—his build, his arms, that scar. When she finally corners him, it's all desperate heat, filthy promises, and her lips tracing the line he hates.
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17 Feb 2026
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The war is over, but ruin still lingers in the castle walls, and in the lives trying to rebuild inside them.
Hermione Granger hadn't expected to find common ground with Draco Malfoy during Hogwarts' restoration project. She definitely didn't expect the letters, the postcards, or the slow fifteen-year ache of something that never had the chance to begin.
They made a pact: if they were still single at thirty-five, they'd go on one proper date.
No history. No expectation. Just to see.
Now it's his birthday.
He's at her door.
And neither of them is ready for what that means.Bookmarked by ladychatelaine
04 Feb 2026
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When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.
But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.
So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.
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“I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”
Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”
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13 Jan 2026
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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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17 Dec 2025
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Tonight Doesn’t Exist After Tomorrow by emeraldsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2025
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Loneliness has a cruel way of finding you when the world feels most joyous.
Enter: two souls, a blizzard, an Inn, and only one bed.DHr Advent: “Blizzard.”
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13 Dec 2025
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”Look kid, what’s it going to take for you to go up there, sit on fake Santa’s lap and act like you’re not a clever little sod that’s going to ruin this for his siblings and his mother? Ten galleons?”
Jame's look turned serious then as he crossed his arms proudly. ”Twenty.”
”Oh you little-“
”And you need to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas too, to really sell it,” he winked at her, actually winked, and she knew she had lost this battle to a nine year old as she dug twenty galleons out her trench pocket and placed it in his grubby little hand.
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OR Hermione accompanies Ginny to take her children to see Santa, and ends up getting Santa's number. It turns out, Hermione wants to do more than just sit on Santa's lap...
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12 Dec 2025
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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.Series
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13 Nov 2025
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Fred and George Weasley were notorious for their wicked party games, specializing in boyish mischief, troubling chaos, and grandiose shake ups.
This time, they’ve created a perfect mix of all three as suddenly Hermione Granger found herself in Draco Malfoy’s body - tall, cold and trying her hardest not to freak the fuck out.
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08 Nov 2025