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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Phil is an experienced bottom while Dan is the exact opposite <3

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    08 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Dan and Phil through the eyes of Dan's grandma Veronica ft. the first time she met Phil as well as a little moment before the podcast recording.

    Based on Hard Launch episode #41: "How soon into meeting Phil did you suspect that there might be something going on between Dan and Phil", "I knew straight away."<3

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    08 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    The stranger’s name was Phil, and he was in Sweden for a week visiting his brother. He loved the midnight sun because it made his night owl tendencies feel more socially acceptable, and he especially enjoyed Swedish summer because it didn’t usually get quite as warm as in London. Phil had looked pleasantly shocked to learn that Dan also lived in London, like it wasn’t an extremely populous city only a couple of hours away by plane.

    “Maybe it’s fate,” he’d wiggled his eyebrows, which made Dan snort. “Fate for what?” To that, Phil just shrugged good-naturedly. “She works in mysterious ways, right?"

    there's things i wanna talk about
    but better not to give
    but if you hold me without hurting me
    you'll be the first who ever did
    - cinnamon girl, lana del rey

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    06 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    It’s 2009 and Dan and Phil meet in person for the first time, and it’s a lot. But it’s mostly just frottage.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    Phil lounges on his back, laptop on his thighs playing the newest video from his favourite YouTuber. His grin is impossible to hide anytime he watches something new Dan has posted. He’s unbelievably proud of how far Dan’s come in the last few months of posting videos of his own, and this time is no different. Phil laughs at a quip and his phone begins ringing. His heart leaps into his throat – he hates phone calls.

    It nearly stops when he sees who’s calling. He slams his laptop shut and presses the answer button.

    “Dan?”

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    13 Aug 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 46

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    There is one rule of content creation that every creator is subconsciously aware of. Never read anything written about you.

    This is a rule Dan isn’t very fond of. Partially because he is kept awake every night with anxiety about what his fanbase thinks of him, partially because it turns him on reading about himself. Both of which are too loaded to unpack during the ungodly hours of the night. Tuck that away with the rest of his self deprecating feelings.

    The main issue, though, was Phil. To Dan, Phil was this one perfect, precious thing in his life that he couldn’t risk ruining. He wouldn’t let anyone ruin their friendship no matter what that meant. Hell, he’d give up the career he had built if it meant preserving his sunlight.

    Or, at least, that was the plan until Phil decided that takeaway and a full bottle of rosé needed to be split between the two of them and suggested that they read something the fans had written about them

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    Dan and Phil have some feelings left unsaid. One night, they decide to read fan fiction about themselves and recreate it. Problem is, they're both a little too into it.

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    11 Aug 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 25

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    “Oh, fuck you.” Phil giggles, partially joking and partially serious. He is exasperated and craving his own release, disappointed that it’s over so soon.

    “I’m sorry,” Dan’s voice shakes, “I’m sorry. You can keep going.”

    or

    2009 phan dry humping, just like god intended

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    10 Aug 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 10

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    09 Aug 2026

  9. Rec *

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    He looks like he does on screen, black emo hair a little like a very attractive bird’s nest, with yellow-checkered cat ears on his head, but unmistakably Phil. Dan is shocked, genuinely, that not everyone here falls head over heels for this man immediately. Surely they must. Surely they’re just doing a better job than Dan is at keeping it in. Maybe he’s not gay, maybe this is just what Phil does to people.

    “Hi,” Phil says. “You’ve got nice whiskers.”

    Dan chose the safety of a girlfriend over Phil, and now he meets Phil in real life for the first time at a YouTuber meetup. And for the first time. And for the first time. And for the- It's a time loop fic.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television.

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    22 Jul 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 21

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    Dan doesn't turn when two hands settle low on his hips, nor when hair strands tickle his cheek and two lips gently connect with his skin in his nape. That's just Phil.

    "Morning, rat," he mumbles with his raspy morning voice—and oh, Dan loves him.

    "I made you coffee; be grateful, twat."

    Ah, yes. First words exchanged today.

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    07 Jul 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 69

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    After their recording of their pizza mukbang, Dan is eager to see that lost kiss footage.

    Watching their younger selves turns out to be equal parts hilarious, embarrassing and healing.

    (Or: They can't just drop that lore bomb and not expect every fanfic writer to lose their minds.)

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    05 Jul 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 89

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    29 Jun 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 39

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    Dan suggests that they come out a second time

    (Aka made up prequel to ‘Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?’)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Grace is unprepared for the level of love that all of Erid seemed to have for him. It was vaguely terrifying, but also.... nice? To be cared for. To be wanted.

    It gets worse when they find out the circumstances of him ending up on the Hail Mary.

    When his declining health necessitates a trip back to Earth, he is faced with a planet of Eridians that love him so fiercely and wonderfully that it finally starts to break through his crippling lack of self worth and bloom into something incredible.

    And Earth? Earth has to deal with an Erid that is prepared, protective, and most of all, pissed.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Rocky not explain question?” asked Adrian slowly.
    “Busy,” said Rocky, sheepish.
    “Had four years on ship.”
    “Busy then too.”
    Adrian skittered back and forth, which I think equated to a human throwing both hands up in exasperation. “With what question?”
    “Science!”
    “Whole time science question? Four years!”
    “Is much science in universe!”

    --

    Rocky has neglected to explain some very important cultural context to Grace.

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    31 May 2026

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    “What is a ‘field trip’?”   

    The unexpected question makes me stop in my tracks. I stumble over my own two feet and almost bite my own tongue which is a new low, even for me. If I keep going like this I am never going to beat the clumsy human allegations. At least Rocky is not here. If he’d witnessed my latest embarrassing blunder he would have found ways to tease me about it for a week straight. It’s unfortunate that my class has to see me like this but they are a lot more forgiving and understanding of their ungraceful teacher than my best friend. A fact I like to hold over his head from time to time. 

    Not that he cares. He maintains that he’s earned the right to mock me as much as he likes after having to watch me stumble and fall repeatedly over the same threshold for four years. 

    And maybe he’s not wrong. 

    Don’t ever tell him I said that.

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    There is no way Grace can take the pebbles on a field trip. At least not without help.

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    27 May 2026

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    Grace has always been a teacher and it's not any different on Erid.

    These are his adventures with his pebbles (and Rocky and Adrian of course)

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    27 May 2026

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    The Eridian thrills a high sound that doesn’t get picked up by the translator which means that it has no clear meaning. Like when a human gasps or sucks in a deep breath. It actually sounds a little like that. When they notice that I’m staring straight at them they scramble back into their hiding spot and hold very still. 

    A child, I realize with a start.

    That’s a child! 

    “Hey,” I call and the kid squeaks again. I was about to get to my feet but abort the movement and crawl closer on my hands and knees until I'm inches away from the xenonite wall. I wait and it takes me much too long to realize that they don’t have to peek around the corner to see if I’m still there.

    “Hey there,” I try again, my voice low and calm. It’s my teacher voice, the one I use for shy and scared students. 

    Used. 

    The fact that I haven’t had to use it for years and it still comes to me automatically almost knocks the air out of my lungs but this is not about me, it’s about making sure the little pebble doesn’t die of fright from the scary alien. “Hi, I’m Grace. It’s alright, you don’t have to be scared.”

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    How Grace finally gets back into a classroom, where he belongs

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    26 May 2026

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    “What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.

    “Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”

    “Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”

    In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.

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    23 May 2026

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