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A Letter from “Crawly” to Azirapil by mostlydeadlanguages
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Mesopotamian RPF
08 Jul 2019
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This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.
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09 Jan 2024
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The best games are the ones where everyone wins.
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07 May 2023
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all i'm gonna get is gone with your stare by replacements
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Dec 2021
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sometimes i wake up and write 20k sex scenes im so sorry idk whats wrong with me
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- Part 2 of illicit affairs
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Morning Star by Kurenaino
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Rise of Empire Era - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Feb 2024
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it's not christmas till somebody cries by leetheshark
Fandoms: Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)
31 Dec 2020
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Alone on Christmas? Hate your parents? Read on… - m4m (Gotham)
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01 Jan 2021
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nasty, brutish, and short by asphaltworld
Fandoms: Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)
31 Dec 2020
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The day Zsasz gets out of Arkham, they put him out on the street with a bus pass, an empty wallet, and an ugly fucking sweatshirt. He meets Roman soon after.
They end up spending New Year's Eve together.Title courtesy of Thomas Hobbes.
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01 Jan 2021
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Grinning wide, Jack slowly raised one translucent, triumphant hand – and a naked sort of terror crawled its way across Rhys’ face as his own, mechanical hand lifted too.
It settled heavy on his collarbone, cold fingertips grazing the softness of his neck just enough for him to feel his own pulse racing below fragile skin. “I can rip your throat out for real, now, princess,” Jack whispered, teeth bared into something too hungry, too animal to be described as a smile, voice a low rumble. “Isn’t that fun?”
(In which Rhys gets threatened, gets choked, and gets himself off. in no particular order; or, rather, somewhat simultaneously.)
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28 Dec 2020
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*prints this fic out and frames it*
Words cannot convey how much I love your writing, sparx. Thank you from the bottom of my wicked little heart ❤
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i broke that grin, and i cut it out by asphaltworld
Fandoms: Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)
04 Aug 2020
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Roman's at a low point in his life when he meets Zsasz.
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“If you think this shit is so uninteresting, Roman, you should take a look at this instead.” His face is grim. Roman’s intrigued. He opens the package up immediately. Inside are glossy, full-color crime scene photos. A man’s throat is slit, and the skin on his arms is opened up into flaps.
“Wow!” Roman crows. “Who’d you have to blow to get these?” This is, probably, not the reaction George was hoping for. “This is incredible... Look how neat those cuts are.”
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06 Nov 2020
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There was a loud, barking laugh, somewhere out of his line of vision. “Wow, they fucked your head up even more thoroughly than I thought!” A quiet snort of amusement, a few moments of hummed consideration, and then there was the sound of fingers snapping right by his ear. “Reece! That’s it. Or Reesy. Reezie? Something. Doesn’t really matter, I don’t actually care.”
(In which Vasquez is semi-competent in his attempts to capture Vaughn and Rhys, and Rhys is retrieved to Hyperion for... less than pleasant purposes.)
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17 Sep 2020
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tftbl? in my 2020? it's more likely than you think
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You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.
(From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)
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20 May 2020
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All my inhibitions have been muzzled by fvartoxin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
04 Apr 2020
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“Not to get all poetic here, but eventually I suppose the city bleeds everything from you.”
I have two Scarecrow ships and neither of them make a lick of sense, but I'll die on this hill. I will absolutely die on this hill. Happily.
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09 Apr 2020
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The first time Eddie Nigma sees the Scarecrow, it's through three inches of bulletproof glass. He's suddenly glad to be in a cell.
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30 Mar 2020
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Five times Joker kissed one of the rogues and one time Batman kissed him.
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10 Jan 2020
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Who was Gatsby? Who was he to me when the body was found in the pool? I remember his endless motion, his undiluted extravagance, and most acutely, his enchanting smile. He had the whole world when he reached out to it, yet he allowed himself to live in a bubble from where he could safely desire that which was out of his reach. He was human, and somehow more, and somehow less.
Following the events of The Great Gatsby, Nick Carraway returns West, only to find himself borne back into chaos as odd, mysterious phone calls and letters, all claimed to be from the late Jay Gatsby, repeatedly arrive at his house.
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29 Dec 2019
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Doctor Crane's Ugly Little Stepping Stones by StripestheBoar
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
09 Dec 2022
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Sequel to The Mad Hatter's Guide to Happiness. After the events of the road trip, Jonathan finds himself going through an identity crisis, one that his Hatter friend tries hard to pull him out of despite his own instabilities.
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- Part 3 of Teacups and Crow Feathers
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26 Feb 2019
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Metamorph by Juceisloose
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game)
27 Aug 2018
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John has been given a chance to redeem himself and rekindle he and Bruce's relationship after his flash in the pan, his brief Joker episode, and he is more than grateful to take it. He is willing to do anything to prove to Bruce his apologies are genuine, his affection true - even help him track down the strange man wearing his face that claims Bruce has wronged him...
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08 Sep 2018
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After opening the Vault, Rhys finds himself lost with Fiona in a jungle that may-or-may-not be on Pandora, and a niggling, familiar whisper at the back of his head. Soon, fuelled by desperation and exhaustion and something else he can’t place, he makes an extremely stupid decision that might get him, and everyone he loves, killed horribly. Or might help him get home. If he doesn’t totally lose his sanity first.
Meanwhile, despite being left locked up by Rhys, Yvette survived the fall of Helios. Working as a bounty hunter, she is trying to just survive long enough to figure out how to get off-planet. But when she encounters her old co-workers out in the wastes, Yvette finds herself roped into tracking down and rescuing the man who left her to die. Though she was sure she’d be able to do that much more successfully without the con-artist girl breathing down her neck.
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30 Sep 2017
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The door slides open and an orderly pushes a clearly disgruntled Jonathan into the cell with Edward. “New cellmate, Nygma,” the orderly says. “Maybe you can actually keep this one.”
Title is taken from a Placebo song
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06 Sep 2017
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Joker decides to get some fresh air and takes Riddler along for the ride.
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28 Aug 2017
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There are no safe houses.
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28 Aug 2017