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A Most (Un)Welcome Distraction by wanderingbee33
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
20 Feb 2026
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Clark finds out that Bruce has a tramp stamp, which subsequently causes him to lose his mind and then find it again along the way.
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20 Feb 2026
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Pecs and Persuasion by gladr4
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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New gym coach Clark Kent is timid, clumsy and very out of his depth when billionaire single dad Bruce Wayne storms into his office demanding a better grade for Tim. What starts as a parent-teacher conference quickly becomes something far more...physical.
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09 Feb 2026
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Stay With Me by NoodleDragon324
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
22 Sep 2025
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It has been just over three months since Clark arrived on the manor’s doorstep unannounced, nothing but a suitcase in hand. Bruce was surprised to see him, even more surprised, to the point of concern, at the broken look he wore — a dull, pleading look in his normally bright unearthly blue eyes. Bruce wouldn’t have been able to turn Clark away even if he had wanted to.
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- Part 7 of Noodle's Superbat Week 2025
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01 Feb 2026
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Bats, Cats, and Birds by NoodleDragon324
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
19 Sep 2025
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Bruce attempts to get his mind off of Clark by participating in his usual flings with Catwoman, but the meeting goes much differently than he planned, leaving him in a situation with One(1) flustered alien crush and short One(1) shirt.
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Superbat Week Day 5: Wardrobe Malfunction
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- Part 5 of Noodle's Superbat Week 2025
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31 Jan 2026
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Kansas Sun by NoodleDragon324
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
17 Sep 2025
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Bounty hunter Bruce pays Smallville Sheriff Clark a visit while in town.
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Superbat Week day 3: Cowboys
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- Part 3 of Noodle's Superbat Week 2025
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31 Jan 2026
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Clark Kent has fun, hot, casual sex with billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, who he never expects to interact with again.
Years later, Batman finally trusts Superman with his secret identity.
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27 Jan 2026
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It wasn’t Bruce’s looks that caught Clark’s attention. It was his voice.
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26 Jan 2026
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have your guarded heart be lifted by rainbow_nerds
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Jan 2026
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13 Jan 2026
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Bruce Wayne is kidnapped by Poison Ivy. Superman comes to the rescue.
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04 Jan 2026
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a helping hand by junk67
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
24 Feb 2025
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“Bruce,” Clark breathes, “what’s going on?”
“Ivy,” Bruce grits out, turning his head away from Clark as if he’s embarrassed. “I had an altercation with her earlier tonight. Apparently, she’s been creating new variants of her pollens. Specifically, ones that have aphrodisiacal effects which persist until sexual gratification has been achieved.” He pauses. “As you’ve probably noticed, she did not hesitate to test one of said variants on me.”
Or: Bruce gets dosed with Poison Ivy’s latest sex pollen, and Clark takes it upon himself to help a bro out.
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01 Jan 2026
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Miss the Mark by elihinata
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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Clark Kent has never shaken the feeling that he doesn’t quite belong.
He grew up learning to hide—his strength, his heritage, his very self—all to protect a secret that kept him at arm’s length from everyone around him. And yet, nothing made him feel more alone than discovering the one thing his Kryptonian biology denied him: a soulmate.
While every human carried a mark guiding them to someone meant just for them, Clark carried nothing. No promise. No destined other. The more time passes, the heavier that truth becomes, aching under his skin until it finally breaks him.
One night, overwhelmed by longing and starved for a connection he fears he’ll never have, Clark gives in to a single reckless impulse.
He kisses the one person he trusts most in this world—his best friend, Bruce Wayne.
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23 Dec 2025
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Every Time That We Meet, I Skip A Heartbeat by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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Clark gets exposed to blue kryptonite that leaves him without his powers for far longer than normal. To try and ease his nerves, he gets drunk. Too drunk. Bruce comes to get him, and Clark admits something to Bruce that he wouldn't have otherwise.
Inspired by artwork by umikochannart (on instagram)
Chapter 1 is teen/mature, Chapter 2 is explicit
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- Part 14 of My Anonymous Batman Collection
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- 2/2
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15 Dec 2025
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don't fall away from me by disequilibrium
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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"I'm needy," Clark continued, "I'll want to be around you all the time. I'll want to memorize the way you breathe, the way your heart beats. I won't be able to let you put yourself in danger without a fight, and even then, I'll still… show up. Go against orders."
Bruce opened his eyes.
"You already do all of those things."
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14 Dec 2025
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There are No Losers by NoodleDragon324
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
16 Sep 2025
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Bruce, in a desperate attempt to get out of some unwanted advances, grabs the nearest person and kisses them. This person happens to be none other than Clark Kent, his coworker(and… coworker. And crush). They have to spend the rest of the night flirting and acting like a couple. It boils over, of course.
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Superbat Week Day 2: Fake/Pretend Relationship!
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- Part 2 of Noodle's Superbat Week 2025
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- English
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- 4,166
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27 Nov 2025
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Ideal Type by cavesongs
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Nov 2025
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Dick tries to set up a blind date and Bruce and Clark have never been good at saying no to him.
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23 Nov 2025
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the door's about to open (i'm about to fall for you) by brucewaynessluttyboots (missakwatson)
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Nov 2025
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“What day are you heading home for Thanksgiving?” As Clark clicked through his calendar, he tallied the days left until he could start the long drive back to Smallville.
“I—” Bruce glanced at his own screen. “I’m staying here.”
“You’re—here?”
Bruce just nodded, and Clark realized a second too late that holidays might not be a benign topic after all. He’d assumed Bruce had someone—grandparents, cousins, even family friends—to spend his breaks with. But now that Clark thought about it, hadn’t he mentioned staying in Metropolis over the summer, too?
“Come back with me, then.”
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Or: Clark Kent succumbs to the overwhelming urge to invite his new friend Bruce Wayne to join him for his family's Thanksgiving.Clark is in law school, Bruce is a reluctant MBA student, and there's no way either of them is getting out of this without a giant, slightly inconvenient crush.
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15 Nov 2025
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decadent ripe sweet experience by junebug666
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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“I don’t like surprises,” Bruce says tightly, after surveying the setup. It strikes Clark’s heart like an arrow.
“Maybe,” he tries, “you’d like a night off?”
Yeah, no, he hears it as soon as he says it. Batman? A night off? Ha! Right, on the twelfth of never, for sure. Bruce’s dubious silence says the same thing, but…
Well, Clark has to try, right?
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bruce and clark get plastered off alien wine.
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15 Nov 2025
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The Bat by BentWingedSnitch
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
04 Nov 2025
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Clark leaned in close. “How about this, B,” he said. Clark pressed his lips to the side of Bruce’s cowl, where his ear would be, and Bruce inhaled sharply. Then Clark suggested, “I apologize for the mess I’ve made, and then I take us somewhere a bit more private?”
“An exhibitionist then?” Bruce challenged. He seemed to be struggling to keep his voice even. Clark let his lips drag against the side of the mask until he caught skin again. He pressed a small sweet kiss to the corner of Bruce’s mouth.
“No,” Clark said. “A very sorry, but very grateful new ally.”
The hand on Bruce’s belt, moved to the center. Clark kissed Bruce’s chin, the soft stretch of his neck—all while trying to figure out how the front of the suit opened. Clark would be embarrassed by his desperation for the other man if he didn’t know Bruce thrived on it. Even now, Clark could tell Bruce’s resolve was beginning to falter—if it wasn’t an act to begin with.
“I don’t think this is the standard practice for allies,” Bruce said. “Unless I’ve deeply misunderstood your relationship with Guy Gardner.”---
Clark meets Batman in the field.
Sequel, but can be read at *Established Relationship* Stand-AloneSeries
- Part 2 of The Bat and the Boy Scout
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10 Nov 2025
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The Boy Scout by BentWingedSnitch
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
11 Oct 2025
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“It’s not a crusade,” Bruce told Alfred. “It’s research.”
Alfred hummed but said nothing. He just poured Bruce a cup of coffee from the freshly brewed pot and looked over his shoulder at the footage.
“He does have a rather nice smile, sir.”
Bruce snorted. “The devil always does.”
“The devil, really? That’s a bit of an exaggeration.”
“No, it’s a prediction. An estimation. That man, alien, he’s a ticking time bomb, Alfred. One we’ll need to know how to defuse when it comes down to it.”
“Of course, sir. And that fetching blush of his, that’s surely a countdown to detonation?”
“That will be all, Alfred.” Bruce said it like the words would work, but Alfred acquiesced—only with a sly and slight smile on his lips.
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Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent meet.Series
- Part 1 of The Bat and the Boy Scout
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05 Nov 2025
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Keep Your Distance, But Not Too Far by NoodleDragon324
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
21 Dec 2025
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“His whole sunny demeanor bore a striking resemblance to one of his… coworkers. One who Bruce was starting to develop feelings for to a rather inconvenient degree, so if this tall, handsome stranger could redirect that energy, then that would be perfect.”
Bruce and Clark begin building a kind of relationship, while Batman and Superman struggle with their feelings for each other. What happens when the guy you’re hooking up with to get over your coworker turns out to actually be that same coworker? Well, per usual with these two, nothing good. Unless…
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03 Nov 2025