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Fjord wants their sex life to be more than it is, but he can't bring himself to say anything to Jester about it. Jester is similarly unsatisfied with their sex life, but loves Fjord enough to deal with it. Meanwhile, The Traveler has the perfect solution.
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Essek finally seeks a solution for his chronic muscle aches and finds it in the talented hands of an interesting human named Caleb. The whole situation seems too good to be true. Perhaps it is.
Or, an AU where Caleb and Nott never meet the Mighty Nein.
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The cold space between us fears your warmth by measuringtheabyss
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
20 Dec 2022
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During their first trip to Aeor, Essek and Caleb grow closer. When Essek sustains an injury, he must decide whether to ask for help or manage on his own.
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Caleb and Essek have had a discussion about their differing sex drives and Caleb believes the conclusion is that he needs to take care of himself without bothering Essek. He is very mistaken about that and Essek shows him just how wrong he is.
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Essek finds himself at the center of a conflict between the most important people in his life: The Mighty Nein want to protect him and Verin wants to bring him back to the Dynasty to smooth things over. It's an awkward introduction, but maybe it's what Essek needs in order to figure out what family means to him.
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Apple-Sweet and Weather-Worn by Elliot_Wren
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Aug 2025
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Alastor doesn't care for his second gender--second genders in general. He doesn't like not feeling in control of his body, his mind.
Needing things.
He has had one rut, and that was all he was ever going to have as far as he was concerned.
Lucifer on the other hand is extremely confident in his second gender, and knowing creation inside and out, sees everyone's instincts as necessary....everything is just...biology. How they were created. So, why is Alastor so against it all?
TAGS WILL BE UPDATED AS WE GO.
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29 Dec 2025
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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28 Dec 2025
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Although Alastor and Lucifer have been dating for a few months, they haven’t bothered with taking the next steps. Truthfully, Alastor has never been interested in any of that - until one evening, when he sees Lucifer wearing his red overcoat.
(Half-naked.)
And that’s when everything spins wildly out of control.
-- in which they learn about every form of romantic intimacy, together (aka the 18+ spin-off for Of Saints and Sinners)
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- Part 2 of The OSAS Universe
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12 Dec 2025
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Happy to Help by foxpuppet
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)
11 Jun 2020
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“I’ve just. It’s been a while,” Bruce continued, his voice less tight. “And now…” He trailed off, lifting his arms to show the casts. The implication, now I can’t even do anything about it, was obvious.
“Do you need a hand?”
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06 Sep 2025
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Batman finds out about a possible weakness in the Man of Steel's defenses and investigates, with interesting results.
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30 Aug 2025