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Early snow by meebmeeb
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Oct 2025
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He never went further than Rome, but the guy originally assigned for the job was suddenly murdered, shot dead in a bar, just a day before the hit needed to be carried. Passione then decided Risotto, a dealer with a part time hit, was fit for an emergency substitute.
And by emergency, it meant paying for his own gas, meals and the cheapest hotel with a working heater. After the hit was done, they’d reimburse him.
Apparently, the biggest mafia in Italy was a fucking joke.
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In which Risotto, who had no tolerance for the cold, went to Switzerland against his will.
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Don't know if words can say, but darlin' I'll find a way by meebmeeb
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Dec 2024
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“Look,” Prosciutto started, his serious tone contrasted with the silver revolver sitting loosely in his hand. Hot ash broke from the cancer stick tugging between his fingers onto the back of his hand. He didn’t flinch. Prosciutto then let go of his arm. “Why don’t you just enjoy the view? Cool your head down a little.”
An impossible request considering there was a fucking gun pointing at his liver.-or-
an attempt at taking someone out on a first date with lots of blood, sweat and cigarettes (and Beachboys).
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Three times Dylan lost something along with his relationships and one times he got it back.
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Just Like Nicotine, Heroin, Morphine by nebbulosa
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Dec 2025
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Some relationships don't move forward: they go round in circles. Bruno Buccellati loves Leone Abbacchio, but not enough to admit it out loud.
Leone knows this, and yet he stays.A story about choosing the same pain, over and over again, because it's the only one that feels like home.
Bookmarked by meebmeeb
27 Dec 2025
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I Can't Get Started by letsgetoutofhere
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Nov 2025
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This space between the two of them, tonight, cluttered by men and their destitution and softened by smoke born from cigarettes like mist over a sod field, is as poignant and palpable as it is common. Beyond the crowd, and maybe above the world, they are alone together, delineated by an evening they are not proud of.
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Or: Tired of this distance Prosciutto creates between them after every mission, Risotto decides one night that he’ll be the one to close it.
Bookmarked by meebmeeb
26 Dec 2025
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Thoughts of a Dying Atheist by kaedehcras
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Dec 2025
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Risotto and Prosciutto have unbreakable rules around intimacy. Their solution? sharing kisses through cigarettes.
A story about how a small, minute act can revolutionize the way they think about love and loss.Bookmarked by meebmeeb
26 Dec 2025
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“Fool Bright. Tell me this instant why you look like you’re suffering from a heatstroke, or expect a salary cut.”
“Um, well, uh… The victim is a chemist, right? And, um… As head detective for this investigation, I went into the lab first, a-and… It just so happens that… I may have knocked a vial of unknown liquid all over me and now I’m, uh. Well! It looks like it has, um, some… Side effects. It’s making me feel a bit, uh, hot and bothered. But n-nothing I can’t handle! Ha ha ha! Let’s just say Justice sometimes has needs-”
There is a pregnant pause.
Simon feels the air solidify in his throat.
“You mean to tell me you’ve absorbed an aphrodisiac?”
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Magnetica & The Hattifatteners by visqueux
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Mar 2021
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"But then again, in all my years of being an assassin, you're the first one to ever land a blow this close to my location."
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So that was a fucking lie.