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    Soft KL fics. Some could be connected but are ultimately stand-alones.

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    Ein's fics featuring the Galtean Klance variant. Not necessarily connected to one another.

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    Post Canon feel goods, except canon is bent over and pounded crazy style.

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    Mike Wheeler is NOT Will Byers' Tammy Thompson

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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    Leo Valdez ran away a lot as a kid. He hated his family that wasn't his mom, hated his foster families... Well, it was why he'd gotten sent to the Wilderness School in the first place.

    The most memorable time was that time when he was eight when he met a nine year old who made the worst swords Leo'd ever seen in his life. It'd been a week of two kids in over their heads trying to figure out how to make the metal work for them, and then the kid, who he'd only gotten a first name from, had vanished; not before leaving Leo with enough metal to make a hundred tiny throwing knives, though.

    And if this field trip to the Grand Canyon turns out bad, he might have to use them.

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    14 May 2026

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    the screwdriver test was genius

  2. Rec 75

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    “A man showed up.”

    Percy frowned. “What do you mean, like an adult human man?”

    “Exactly like an adult human man. He’s got greyer hair than you, looks like he might be in his fifties.”

    Percy squinted and paused. “At camp? Is this another Tantalus situation?”

    “Not that we can tell. He’s the new swords instructor. I don’t think he’s as good as you.”

    “So if he’s not a spirit, did Chiron just like, pick up a mortal?”

    “He says he’s a demigod.”

    Percy stilled. “That’s impossible.”

    “He’s suspicious, is what he is. Says his name is Quintus. Has a hellhound named Mrs. O’Leary. Was mildly shocked when we barely blinked at her. I think the top bet right now is that he’s actually you from the future.”

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    This are heating up in the demigod world as the titan army gathers. Clarisse is looking for something in the Maze, tensions are rising, and apparently there's a middle aged demigod running around that Percy's torn between obsessing over and hating on principle. No one knows who to trust, and a malevolent force is writhing beneath their feet...

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    14 May 2026

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    “Ridiculous,” Silenus snarled, “you are beholden to the Council, Underwood!”

    Grover deadpanned at him. “Viva la Revolution,” he drawled

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    “Oh,” she breathed out, slowly grinning, “I know where we are! We’re in Alcatraz!”

    “Oh good,” Grover sighed, “Percy can finally go to prison where he belongs.”

    “Says the literal terrorist.”

    “We’re all going to prison,”

  3. Rec 46

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    Bianca has just witnessed one of the only familiar faces, one Percy Jackson, fall off a cliff with a cannibal monster and nothing makes sense anymore. It's a week before the winter solstice. Gods are real. Percy is alive. Her brother is terrified, and Bianca isn't far behind.

    Bianca di Angelo is fourteen, and she's on a quest.

    ...It kinda sucks.

    (Takes place directly after chapter 2 of "Old Friends and Back Problems", but I recommend reading it after chapter 5)

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    14 May 2026

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    Zoë clicked her tongue and managed a tiny grin. “I see. Then I shall purchase a dam t-shirt. To commemorate this dam visit.”

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    “Uh, is this a bad time?”

    His head shot up and he and Annabeth cried as one. “Grover!”

    The satyr waved through the Iris message. “Hi. Listen, uh, I have a favor to ask…”

    “Anything,” Annabeth promised, “I’m skipping school for the rest of the calendar year, so I’m free to dip whenever and wherever.”

    Percy shrugged. “I have no set plans.”

    “Great,” Grover looked relieved and glanced around, and that was when Percy noticed he was in a bathroom, probably locked in, “well, ideally you also go pick up Thalia on your way, or meet her here, I don’t mind either, whatever works. I knew I had to call you now if I wanted you to make it, though. Can you guys get to Bar Harbor by Friday evening? It’s an emergency.”

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    Things are stirring, and Percy's "work trip" is cut short in December to help Grover get two demigods to camp - not new ones, though, because Percy recognizes them, and the monster that's after them. Things spiral out of control almost immediately, and Percy is left with an almost impossible choice.

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    14 May 2026

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    “Even… even Heracles did not hold it for that long. How are you not dead?!”

    He shrugged with a broad grin. “I’m just that good.”

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    "Why am I dreaming about my best friend in a wedding dress? Surely you’d send me an invitation.”

    Grover bleated in annoyed laughter. “Yes, Percy, if I actually get married, I’ll send you an invitation. This is a wedding I think I’d rather you crash, though.”

    He hummed. “I mean, I did do that recently. I told you about Tammi, right?"

    “Yes,” Grover sighed, “listen, I don’t know how long this connection will last, but I think we’re off the coast of South Carolina; just, follow that feeling thing that points to me, okay? And hurry, I don’t know how long I can fool-”

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    Percy's known he's a demigod for ages after his frenemy/adoptive sister Kelli told him about it, but he's only had one summer at camp. Still, after a year of wandering, he returns to find disaster has struck - Thalia's pine tree has been poisoned and the barrier is failing. With worrying dreams about Grover on top of that, Percy's determined to go on a quest. Luckily, a certain daughter of the War Lord is waiting for one.

    If only this dude who killed and served his children as food wasn't here (was it just Percy or was there a worrying amount of child eaters in Greek mythology...?)

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    14 May 2026

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    Grover picked up the abandoned cup and hurled the rest of it at the cyclops. It fell short, and the grass withered and died, hissing and spitting as life left the moment the poison touched it.

    “Fucking asshole,” he screamed, “this was the worst week of my life! You’ve killed so many of us, I hope you rot in Tartarus forever!”

    “Penelope,” Polyphemus cried, even as he threw a stone at Tyson, Clarisse, and Johnny to slow them down so he could catch up, “we can make this work! Couple’s counseling!”