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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    One night, the reader feels like getting frisky with their beloved HVAC. After putting on some revealing lingerie underneath their favorite robe, they go out into their living room to 'love up' against their beloved on a vent grate on the floor.

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    03 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    "You have indulged in the sins of oil... What say yourself?" "How would you like to sawck my bawlls, Mr. Friar. :3" "What did you say?!"

    Y/N decides to piss off Friar Errol for the fun of it. Everyone else is worried for Y/N. Hell breaks loose and chaos ensues. (Mostly Dialog sadly 3)

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    03 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    When you can date Everything in your house! And they are all yandere for you. What are you going to do?

    (Yandere Scenarios and Headcanons: For Any Sexuality, Gender Identity Readers and me and my co-author's Original Characters) (MAPS and Animal Fricking IS NOT part of LGBTQIA Plus)

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    01 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Hector?”

    “Yes, my love? Is something wrong? I noticed you seemed rather warm so I thought I might lower the temperature a bit. Is it not to your liking?”

    “No, no. The temperature is perfect. I was actually wondering if you'd seen me leave pain killers anywhere?”

    “Pain? What is hurting you, my sweet?”

    “It's- it's not a big deal.”

    “Please, tell me. I hate to see you in such a state. I live to please you. Tell me the source of your pain. I can help.”

    “You’re so dramatic,” You joke, even as your muscles clench in a terrible way. You wince. “My period started today, it sucks, I just need pain killers so I don’t bite somebody’s head off."

    Hector’s eyes widened in interest.

    or..
    Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado, professional munch. Nothing will get between him and the chance to offer is best service. Even if you may have some reservations about letting him dig in while youre on your period.
    Verdict after the fact? No regrets.

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    01 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Each chapter (with one exception) is a one-off sex scene between the reader and one of the Date Everything objects. Choose your dialogue to determine how the scene progresses!

    Chapter 1: Timothy Timepiece
    Chapter 2: Duncan "Dunk" Shuttlecock
    Chapter 3: Regina "Reggie" Rejection
    Chapter 4: The Hanks
    Chapter 5: Wallace
    Chapter 6: Tyrell
    Chapter 7: Captain Jacques Pierrot
    Chapter 8: Henry Hoove
    Chapter 9: Tony
    Chapter 10: Telly
    Chapter 11: Timmy
    Chapter 12: Abel
    Chapter 13: Lyric
    Chapter 14: Hector

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    01 Aug 2025