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    aka "Ironhide bangs everyone"

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    In a universe where Ratchet and Ironhide's courtship ends in a conjunx endura bond, Triage is something neither of them expects. Neither of them has ever particularly wanted children, especially during the war, and even if they did, Ironhide is sterile--

    Well. They thought he was.

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    Ironhide's never gotten very far in most of his relationships, but damn him if he doesn't try with this one. This one just might be it. Mixmaster just might be it. But dating a gestault member means getting along with the rest of the gestault as well.

    That wouldn't be so bad if they weren't all so intimidating.

    - in which Ironhide tries to navigate the somewhat-strange social waters of a gestault bond while figuring out just what it actually is -

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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    AU. A witch was killing people in Pontiac, Illinois and when Sam and Dean came to investigate, Sam met a young baker who wore weird costumes every week, ate burgers for breakfast, and had the ability to turn Sam back into an awkward teenager whenever he was around.

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    16 Feb 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    What if Starscream had still been alive at the end of T3: DotM? What if he had watched as Megatron was killed? How will he navigate the new world he's found himself in? Includes troubled trinemates, sexual frustration, idiotic mini-cons, and an Ironhide that just wants to help.

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    05 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    After the failed attempt at obtaining the All Spark and the fall of Megatron, Barricade is having second thoughts on being part of Starscream's revenge plot. Unfortunately, insubordination does not end well for most Decepticons. Beaten, bleeding out and nearly in statis, Barricade accepts the fact that he might die in a junkyard.

    Dorothy Haven didn't know if her chief hated her or seemed to think she would want to give up her old police cruiser for a new one. And when said boss gives her a totaled police car as her new vehicle, she really starts having regrets. Luckily for her, Dorothy's new police car was going to be her biggest problem yet.

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    26 Jul 2018