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When Stede finds out Ed has never sat for a portrait, he requests that Lucius see to the matter.
The only problem? Lucius has spent the past several weeks claiming he can only draw nude figures, so he doesn't have to sketch Stede at every given opportunity. It's a lie, but a useful one, especially when so many handsome pirates are now willing to pose naked for him.
Including, apparently, Blackbeard.
Or: Ed poses for a portrait in the nude, and Lucius has to watch Stede go through a life-altering internal crisis, witness a frankly upsetting level of sexual tension, and deal with the most fidgety portrait subject ever. At least he gets to ogle Blackbeard while he's at it. For the sake of art. Obviously.
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14 Apr 2022
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“D’you mind if we do this on the way?”
“... Do what?”
“The robbing bit. I’m happy to oblige, just sort of in a major hurry.” He peered nervously out the back window of the carriage. Nobody was coming down the road but it seemed like he thought there might be soon. “And it’s very roomy in here. Space enough for you to draw your sword, even, if you’d like.”
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14 Apr 2022
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What happens in the auxiliary wardrobe, stays in the auxiliary wardrobe. by Luddleston
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2022
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On a calm afternoon aboard the Revenge, Stede indulges Ed's newfound interest in fashion with another trip to the auxiliary wardrobe.
When the locking mechanism for the secret passage is accidentally compromised, the two of them are trapped inside, waiting on Stede's crew to find them. Of course, this could take anywhere from several hours to several days.
Luckily, Stede's brought tapas, and there's plenty of things one can do to while away the time inside a wardrobe.
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12 Apr 2022
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Stede Bonnet was born on a Monday. On Tuesday, the storm that had come ravaged the ports, flooding them.
The Crew of the Revenge is sent on a voyage after Calico Jack steals an unknown artifact. Stede prays for it to storm.
Or
The one where Stede is a wizard of the sea and sky.
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12 Apr 2022
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Cleave the pin (slang, 1595) To bring a man to orgasm.
It’s a sobering thought for someone facing middle age to wrestle with, this notion one might be less than appealing in bed, and while he’d always known he was no Don Juan, Stede thought himself perfectly adequate in the art of making love. But ‘perfectly adequate,’ when facing the prospect of reuniting with the man that may very well be the love of his life, feels (pathetic, mortifying, distressing) like a quandary.
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11 Apr 2022
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You’ll light it for me, then?
Ed chuckled. And have you coughing and sputtering all over the place?
Stede opened his mouth to object.
I’ll blow it in for you.
Stede closed his mouth.
Is that alright?
Ed and Stede get high. Stede gets crazy enough to hope for more.
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04 Apr 2022
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02 Apr 2022
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guess we did what the other expected by fluorescentgrey
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Apr 2022
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“I can’t — not in the bed. My knee.”
“Can’t do what?”
“What I want to do. Sit in the chair. Keep your hands where I can see them.”
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02 Apr 2022
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Izzy took the bottle back. "Would it help," he said, "if you were to cut off another--"
"I don't want your pity toes," Ed snapped.
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02 Apr 2022
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A Night At Blackbeards's Bar and Grill by soft_october
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
“Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
“Does it?”
“Sure. What was that name again?”
“Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
“Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.
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01 Apr 2022
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In a way, Mary supposes she’s lucky that it only takes one day for the pirates to attack her ship.
(Blackbeard takes a hostage, Mary takes some risks, and Stede takes everyone by surprise.)
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30 Mar 2022
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Count the Headlights on the Highway by soft_october for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Mar 2022
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The rest of the band should relax, okay? He was not unconcerned about the fact that Stede Bonnet - the “poor man’s Elton John,” as one particularly nasty critic called him - covered some B-side The Scalawags wrote more than a decade ago. (He was very, very concerned, actually. He was very concerned because the first time he heard it was two weeks ago and he hadn’t been able to stop thinking about it since.)
When Stede Bonnet releases a chart topping cover of an old Scalawags song, Ed is more taken with it than he'd like to admit. After Calico Jack starts twitter drama over the "destruction of real music," Ed finds himself in the unusual position of having to apologize to Stede in person.
He's fine. His palms aren't sweaty. He's super cool and he can do this.
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- Part 1 of you'll marry a music man
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30 Mar 2022
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“The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.
“Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.
Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.
In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”
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24 Mar 2022
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After Izzy leaves, and Stede gets patched up, Ed uses the bathtub for something other than a nervous breakdown.
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20 Mar 2022
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“Okay, go ahead, dipshit. Talk,” He grunted. Then, feeling a bit bad for being so sour, he scratched Eagly’s head and added, “Me and Eagly are all ears.”
“Oh.” Adrian stood up a little straighter. “Well, the thing Leota told me to talk to you about is that I’m in love with you. Just you, obviously. Sorry, Eagly.”
Eagly squawked gently, but Chris barely heard it as all the blood rushed to his head. Adrian just stared, face characteristically blank, offering no further explanation.
“You’re in love with me?” Chris repeated.
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04 Mar 2022
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Conspicuous by gendermaterials (arthureverest), larrytrainor (arthureverest)
Fandoms: Peacemaker (2022), DC Extended Universe
28 Jan 2022
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Murn instructs Peacemaker and Vigilante to pretend to be a couple so people don't wonder why they're around each other so much. This causes Chris struggles with his self-image.
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04 Mar 2022
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“How much do I need to pay for you to attack Vigilante?” Chris asks the moment DuBois opens the door to his not-so-secret hideout.
In response, DuBois sucker punches him in the face.
“How the hell did you find us,” he says. “And what bloody money?”
Chris wheezes. “With the money I’ll be getting paid if we find out whether Vigilante’s got superpowers.”
“Vigilante?” Cazo asks. Chris glances past DuBois to see her lounging on the couch, filing her nails idly. “Isn’t that your boyfriend?”
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03 Mar 2022
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Adrian nods along dutifully. “I like sucking dick, and he likes having his dick sucked. It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement.”
“I would very much like to not be a part of this conversation anymore,” John sighs, and is soundly ignored by everyone.
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crisisconfusion that could happen to anyone. No, really.]Bookmarked by morian
03 Mar 2022
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“Adrian is married?” Chris says, shocked enough that Economos gets the mouse back from under his hand.
“Oh, that,” Harcourt says, passing the table with a pair of folders in her hands and seeming entirely unconcerned.
“Who’s he – ?” Chris bodily shoves Economos’ chair across the floor, then grabs the mouse again to click at the link under the relationship status.
“Wait, don’t –”
“What the fuck?” Chris says, clicking back to the Vigilante profile a second time, then the link again, but it still goes to Peacemaker. “Is this broken?”
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02 Mar 2022
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Two Years Three Months Later by winteringinrome
Fandoms: Normal People - Sally Rooney, Normal People (TV 2020)
26 May 2020
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It’s been two years and three months and the sight of Marianne across a crowded room is still enough to stop him in his tracks.
As an act of lockdown self-care I wrote a hopeful coda to Normal People. It is set two years after Connell leaves for New York.
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05 Feb 2022