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Kyle and Cartman



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    a love letter to you. | playboiocean by

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    25 Dec 2021

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    when jordan needed healing the most.

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    04 May 2025

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    Damn it, Kyle, your little brother wants to fuck Cartman by

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    14 Mar 2025

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    Kyle had to be hallucinating; he had to be completely insane to even have that idea in his head because it made no sense.

    "Damn it, Kyle, your little brother wants to fuck Cartman." Kenny exclaimed, and Kyle knew it was true.

    Ike was shamelessly flirting with Cartman, and everyone seemed to notice except for the fatass himself.

    "You should try my circumcised dick before you talk about it," Ike hinted, and Cartman just laughed. Kyle wished Ike could be a baby again so he could kick him far, far away. "

    Kyle returns to South Park only to discover that his younger brother, Ike, has a weird crush on his lifelong frenemy, Eric Cartman—someone for whom, unfortunately, Kyle has unresolved feelings.

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    24 Jan 2025

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    I Think He Knows by

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    21 Jul 2024

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    When Cupid Me shoots Kyle with an arrow and appears unaffected, Cartman realizes the arrows can't give someone feelings they already have for someone. Cartman is reeling from finding out Kyle has a crush on him, and while he feels the same way, he still feels discouraged and doesn't know what to do with this information.

    Prom season is coming up, maybe now was the time to make his move.
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    Eric had a long and turbulent journey coming to terms with his feelings for Kyle and he had become resigned to the role he played. Now, Cupid Me had thrown a wrench in the fragile dynamic built between Kyle and Eric.

     

    But, nothing seemed to change in Kyle’s demeanor. Kyle should be practically throwing himself at Eric. This made no sense.

     

    “Hmm…” Cupid Me hummed and simply shrugged. “I guess my arrows can’t give feelings that someone already has!”

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    21 Jul 2024

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    Stan's Coma Theory by

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    02 Apr 2018

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    This is a parody of Ash's Coma Theory. Because April Fools, or something. Whatever. You'll read it. Fuck you! Only on HBC.

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    06 Apr 2024

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    "If Stan is going to be gay for Kyle, he must do so through Cartman." LOL

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    Sharing Last Names by

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    12 Oct 2024

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    After receiving life-threatening news of a serious health scare, Eric Cartman resorts to his only option to cover the costs of his medical expenses. AKA: Cartman marries Kyle to gain access to his health insurance plan.

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    02 Jan 2024