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Cartman doesn’t do nervous. He’s done plenty of fucking public speaking, public singing, public anything but tonight – tonight, he’s nervous. Maybe it’s because this stupidly means more than any of those other times, even though he wishes to fuck he could deny that. Because he actually cares this time. It isn’t based around some manipulation. Maybe it’s because Stan’s up there right now singing and playing electric guitar to Sweet Child O’ Mine like a lame-o, but he’s actually fucking good and all Cartman’s got is a dumb emo love song and an acoustic and a future bill for rejection.
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27 Aug 2025
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Cartman is pretty sure his dreams are windows into the future.
In them, he can see a fifty-year-old Kyle that has given up on him.
On top of that, when Cupid Me starts getting involved in his personal affairs of the heart, all hope seems lost.
Could he change the tides of fate?Bookmarked by mtkay13
24 Aug 2025
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After exiling Elon Musk to space in a successful weekly adventure, the boys are rewarded with tickets to a once-in-a-lifetime music festival in Florida. Without the option of flying, they set out on a four day car trip to reach their prize. Along the way, they must survive detours, terrible sleeping arrangements, thoughts about home and the future, the mob, and each other’s company.
It’s good to get out of South Park once in a while. Even if some of its chaos follows them out.
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12 Aug 2025
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Cartman takes very good care of Kyle when he's sick. He has to. Because he's the one making him sick
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03 Aug 2025
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Kyle’s sore, sweaty, and exhausted after basketball practice.
Cartman thinks that’s exactly when Kyle’s at his hottest.
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14 Jul 2025
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Kyle thinks being ginger sucks. Even the day dedicated to celebrating his hair just feels like a mockery. Luckily he has a friend to look out for him, even if it's not one he would've expected.
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05 Jul 2025
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After a full day of navigating the American healthcare system, Cartman has fallen asleep in the medical clinic lobby.
[Kyman Week Day 1: TFBW/Hand Holding]
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- Part 1 of Kyman Week 2025 (July 1-7)
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01 Jul 2025
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"When they were kids they all seemed so invincible, indestructible, pulled apart by circumstance, and family, and whatever their town had to throw at them but they always patched themselves up again. But they've grown weary now, they feel older than they are, and Eric is too proud to tell Kyle he misses him. No, Kyle has his team, and his grades, and student council to occupy his time and he'll fit his best friends in when he can and Eric has to be fine with that. No one else's happiness has mattered beside his own, but Kyle is different. He's always been the infuriating, all-consuming exception." Or, Kyle smiled at Eric once when they were ten years old and playing video games and nothing has been the same since.
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25 Jun 2025
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The Elf King hears the Grand Wizard has a desire to meet him, alone and his curiosity is piqued. What will happen between the two leaders?
Written for Day 2 of Kyman Week 2021. The prompts were 'The Stick of Truth' and 'forehead touching'.Series
- Part 2 of Kyman Week 2021
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16 Jun 2025
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They were supposed to keep this whole thing a secret. Now Kyle’s wearing Cartman’s collar.
Some things belong out in the open, and Kyle never really said no, did he?
Kyle Week 2025 Day 1!
SFW Prompt: Kisses
NSFW Prompt: CollarsBookmarked by mtkay13
21 May 2025
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It’s been four days. Four days since he made out with Eric Fucking Cartman on Butters parents’ love seat with the tinny ambiance of an Xbox Madden pause screen as their soundtrack.
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17 May 2025
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In an attempt to explain hatred, Eric describes how Kyle makes him feel.
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15 May 2025
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At parties, when everyone's usually too high or drunk to notice or care, two enemies find that the line between love and hate is a very thin one indeed.
A.k.a- a smutty oneshot from someone who had no idea how to write summaries.
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04 May 2025
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Eric is also drenched, with nothing to hold onto but his own ego. The autumn rain is harsh, falling from the sky in merciless droplets; each one bringing out the ugliest versions of them.
That’s bullshit, Eric thinks, there is no ugliness within Kyle—because he will always be gorgeous in Eric’s eyes.
Realizing that fact absolutely destroyed Eric. It made him simply want to throw himself off of a cliff.
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29 Apr 2025
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It’s been twenty years since I last saw you, the broship, most of our town. While faces are a little less friendly an’ certainly less humble, now, I don’t want to give in to temptations that continue to linger in the back of my mind. This is me, Kyle. Actually me.
The bogus nightmares are back, an’ they’re starting to feel real. Something deeply effed up is goin’ to happen. I don’t know what, but you’re the smartest person I still know. I need your help more than ever. More than that, I need your mercy, Kyle. You can have most of your way; I’ll answer for my vices, just—please, help me make this right.
But first, I need to get away from mom before I get worse.
Sooo, roommates?
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27 Apr 2025
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Eric is similar to waves on an unfettered beach. Not a relaxing getaway, but an erratic and chaotic surface that refuses to let others in without lethality. Each wave surges forward, recklessly crashing against the ground beneath it. When Kyle dares to take a step closer to the shore, he feels the sand sink beneath his feet, forcibly dragging him away from the coast.
Nonetheless, Kyle still makes the decision to stride closer to the water. It’s a dangerously stupid decision, to say the least.
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27 Apr 2025
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Cartman's gift giving idea is full of surprises.
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26 Apr 2025
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E for elephants, elementary.
F for fan, fire, fuck- Freckles. Freckles.
G for gay, this is fucking gay. Goose. Good. Oh my God.
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“Hell no!”
Kyle managed to barely look over Eric’s shoulder the door being slammed back shut, when an unmistakable loud groan rumbled from the hallway. His body stilled, which Cartman thanked for because he didn’t want to be the first to come this time.
“Shit-” he said, lifting himself back up as Cartman sat on his ankles. “Was that Stan?”
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Whether it was him or not, it doesn't matter. What matters is that it makes Eric wonder... why the fuck is this guy so freaked out about people seeing us, a couple, doing couple-typical shit?Series
- Part 7 of Scar(red)
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25 Apr 2025
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Kyle just wants to be able to not think about all of the stress he faces in life, so he finds this sense of calm in running. Or he did until Eric became a distraction.
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24 Apr 2025
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Cartman has incontrovertible proof of something amazing. Despite many testimonials to the contrary, Kyle remains skeptical.
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22 Apr 2025