15 Bookmarks by mxony
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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- English
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- 39,803
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 543
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08 Oct 2024
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Pieces Still Stuck In Your Teeth by howlsmovinglibrary
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 May 2024
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“I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”
“I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”
“The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”
“Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”
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The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.
(A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)
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- Part 5 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,837
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 2
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- 5,091
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08 Oct 2024
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would you like to live (with your soul in the grave) by tambuli
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins, Wuthering Heights - All Media Types
18 Jun 2017
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In the years to come, Neria Surana will be said in the same breath as Aveline the Brave, Aveline the lady knight, Aveline who paved the way for women who wished to become chevaliers. In the years to come the minstrels will sing of the elven Warden-mage, she of the hair which shone like the moon and the eyes blue as ice, as steel.
There could be none kinder, none sweeter, none braver than brave Neria, who took her lover’s sword and slew Urthemiel at the cost of her life.
Morrigan knows better.
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23 Jul 2024
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Eight months after Martinaise, an entroponetic experiment gone wrong lands Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor Harrier Du Bois in a temporary coma, and Precinct 41 finds itself saddled with twenty-four unusual new inhabitants.
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- English
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- 27,663
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 2
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- 301
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- 3,711
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- 820
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27 Jun 2024
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A dead woman in an alley, a girl with a thousand faces, a fiancé with blood on his hands, a wealthy family with an agenda, and the two detectives who would solve the case at any cost.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,417
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 426
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- 4,038
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02 Apr 2024
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The realm is safe and the story is over.
Wren and Astarion descend into the Underdark in search of a new purpose, and learn a few things along the way. Namely, that healing isn't linear and sometimes love takes the long way round.
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- Part 1 of hold me like a knife
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,095
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 284
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- 1,786
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- 525
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- 33,411
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22 Sep 2023
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“God, I missed you.” Kendall says before he can stop himself. He can’t quite meet Stewy’s eyes anymore. Stewy’s eyes darken. He smiles, rueful, before he drops Kendall’s gaze and pours himself another drink.
“C’mon, man.” Stewy whispers.
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Manhattan, 2003. Stewy returns to NYC after a year abroad. He's different. The city is different. Kendall's the same.Bookmarked by mxony
15 Jun 2023
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Harry finds himself in the liminal space between Martinaise and actually having to be Harry Du Bois again. He needs to return to his apartment, and his job, and his life, but the prospect is terrifying; everything that was once him is everything he can't allow himself to be ever again. Kim helps him make the transition, and Harry pines wildly over him. They eat food and talk about the homo-sexual underground. Harry tries not to cry a lot.
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- English
- Words:
- 29,219
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 2
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- 750
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- 9,888
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- 2,246
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30 May 2023
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the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jul 2022
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Sixteen years after the world didn't end for the last time, Max Mayfield showed up on Steve’s doorstep and said, “You gonna walk me down the aisle in May or what?” Or, it’s 2002 and Steve Harrington attends a wedding, a funeral, and a birth.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,987
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 66
- Comments:
- 4,607
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- 20,011
- Bookmarks:
- 7,260
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30 Aug 2022
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Perchance to Dream by FantasyQuietly
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
24 Nov 2021
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Viktor despises even the notion of being treated like he's fragile. Jayce handles him like he's delicate. There's a difference.
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- English
- Words:
- 2,077
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 164
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- 10,575
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- 1,176
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08 Dec 2021
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There was something odd about him, something that interested Eren when all that interested him anymore was drumming. The way the look in his eyes, the curve of his mouth, didn’t quite match up with the rest of him. First violin, some button-down rich boy, but Eren had found him beating the shit out of a guy in an alley. Blood dark against his shirt, and his eyes like flint behind the trail of Eren's cigarette.
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- Part 1 of god tier emo au
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03 Aug 2020
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“Ever since the media picked up on the rumours of our, uh, ‘relationship’, things with our competition have gotten interesting. It’s because of you, Tim.”
“Because of my brother, really."
OR: After rumours of their 'relationship' come to a head in the media, Tim agrees to do something really fucking stupid just because Rhys asked him to. Again.
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- Part 7 of everybody works
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18 Feb 2018
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Love, it is said, makes you crazy.
Corvo can attest to the truth of that statement. Only someone who's completely lost his wits and his heart would do something so unutterably stupid as to publicly contradict the High Overseer of the Abbey of the Everyman. And only someone stupider than that would go on to refuse to renounce the heresy...and accidentally begin a series of events that will permanently alter the face of the Isles.
In other words: Corvo accidentally begins a religious reformation in the name of the Outsider.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,519
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 336
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- 1,759
- Bookmarks:
- 550
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- 16,439
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14 Nov 2017
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How They Met Themselves by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
09 Feb 2017
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Rhys wants to change Pandora. He wants to make things better, build things up. He wants, more than anything, to prove Jack wrong.
Tim just wants to get paid.
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- Part 1 of How They Met Themselves
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 205,995
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Comments:
- 599
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- 1,114
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- 283
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22 Jan 2017
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Rhys thought he was ready for anything when he arrived on Helios as a newly minted Hyperion worker bee. Until the CEO was murdered on his very first day.
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"Hey there, kiddos! Handsome Jack here. I’m sure you’ve all heard the good news by now, or at least waved at it as it floated by the windows. If you look real closely at Mr Tassiter’s frostbitten face, you can see the tear streaks from when he cried like a pansy bitch in his final moments. Good times!”
“Anyway, just wanted to tell you all how honored I am to know that you dirty ingrates are already making attempts on my life. I’m expecting at least one more before the day’s end, so don’t disappoint me. I’ll be waiting."
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The story of how Rhys fell in love with the most hated man in six galaxies.
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- Part 1 of loves: a couplet
