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a moment of pain to end a lifetime of hurt by needalongassnap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2017
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my take on why Sirius sent Snape down the whomping willows passage on a full moon and the repercussions of it.
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Arthur was tipped back against the wall, his mouth open for breath and staring at the small arrow-slit window over Merlin's head, trying to work out how it could possibly be that good with Merlin, of all people.
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- Part 14 of Merlin works
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14 Dec 2025
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“There is no way in hell I’m dressing up as a woman,” Merlin huffed, crossing his arms stubbornly as his breath fogged up in the cold air.
“Come on, you have to!” Gwaine pleaded, pulling his best puppy eyes.
“Why? So that Arthur can call me a girl some more?”
The prince made a face. “First of all, calling you a girl has nothing to do with your feminine figure and everything to do with how you’re an absolute pansy!” Percival laughed, earning a threatening glare from Merlin. “Second of all, you’re not doing this for me, you’re doing this for the good of all of us.”
“Hear that, Merlin?” Gwaine piped up. “All of us. This is the future of Camelot we’re talking about! We’re going to catch our deaths out here if you don’t do it!”
“Gwaine,” Leon sighed, dragging a hand down his face. “Please stop.”
Merlin grinned “Thank you Leon—"
“You’re not going to convince him by pressuring him or taunting him.” The red headed knight turned to Merlin, a pleading expression on his face. “We request this of you humbly, Merlin. Please dress up as a woman.”
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13 Dec 2025
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Maybe the Hoard is the Friends we Made Along the Way by charcharizard5
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
20 Nov 2020
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After Balinor dies Merlin inherits his Dragonlord abilities. Though no one informed him he would be inheriting dragon traits as well.
It shouldn't be too hard to hide.
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13 Dec 2025
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As punishment for some minor mishap, Merlin is sentenced to clean out the old vaults beneath Camelot, where Uther stashed magical objects that were too difficult to destroy.
There, Merlin finds an odd, rune-covered cylinder that seems to tug on his magic. He lets Gwaine take it, thinking it’s harmless.
It is not harmless.
The object is, in fact, a magical fleshlight that’s bound to Merlin’s magic, meaning anything done to it, he feels. Intimately.
Now the knights are unknowingly taking turns with the enchanted relic, Merlin’s having both a great and terrible time, and better yet, Arthur has found out and seems…interested.
Now Merlin needs to get the toy back and destroy it before he dies of embarrassment or exhaustion. Only…Arthur doesn’t seem to support that goal.
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12 Dec 2025
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Merlin finally gets a rare afternoon to himself and plans to spend it… productively. Unfortunately for him, Arthur seems to have other ideas. What started as a private experiment turns into the longest, most mortifying ride of Merlin’s life.
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Merlin endures going on a quest with a plug shoved up his ass.
Day 16: Interrupted - sex toys under clothing - accidental stimulation
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- Part 16 of Merlin Kinktober 2025
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12 Dec 2025