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    Stiles sees dead people. Yep. Seriously.

    (He’s got this. He’s totally got this. So what if one of them is Derek’s mom?)

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Dwalin doesn’t always measure up to expectations, though he gets lucky in Bilbo.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    Hollyhocking is a common hobbitish disease that crops up when a hobbit feels a sudden, deep, overwhelming affection for another. Its symptoms are in the flowers that erupt from the afflicted's lungs, and its cure is found in the fulfillment of the relationship, the removal of the flowers, or a separation from the object of one's affection.

    As far as history goes, no Baggins has ever experienced a spontaneous, deep, overwhelming, unexpected attraction to anyone. As far as Bilbo Baggins is concerned, none ever will.

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    19 Mar 2025

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    They had run out of food, with no hope in sight and Gandalf off doing whatever wizards do, Bilbo does all he can to help. The dwarves are very appreciative of their hobbit's efforts.

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    18 Mar 2025

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    Bilbo never mentioned that Hobbits hibernate during the winter, and that Hobbits tend to sleep like the dead. So when the Company find Bilbo next to Thorin's body, cold and with no detectable pulse, they assume that Bilbo is dead.

    Some weeks into Bilbo's hibernation, the Company Burglar wakes to get himself a snack, only to find himself in his own tomb. When Thorin discover that the tomb has one very live Hobbit inside...well, there isn't much resting in peace for one tomb.

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    06 Mar 2025