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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    All dogs go to heaven.

    So it isn't unusual for Aziraphale to spot one on his way out, waiting by the gate for her master. She reminds him of the dog that Crowley owned for a brief time, but the name on the collar doesn't match. Still, he recognizes her. After all, who hasn't heard of the first dog to go to space.

    What an odd coincidence... or is it?

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    20 May 2021

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    Armageddidn't has brought a rewarding end to the long, difficult dance between Crowley and his Angel.

    But Crowley's got another important relationship. And that's a problem.
    The lobby presented them with the peculiar tableau of the day concierge, a woman normally of grey-coiffed, formidable severity, hunkered on her stylish heels atop the reception desk while she spoke into a telephone handset.

    “No, I need someone right away. Tuesday won’t do. I tell you he was right up next to my keyboard, eating my Hob Nobs… Well, if you can’t, then I’ll just have to call another exterminator. This is an exclusive building, we can’t have giant rats sauntering round bold as brass  –– Oh, Mister Crowley. Ah – I –– you’ve got a bit of mail – “ She looked nervously down at the floor, peered under the desk, tucking her knees together in a gymnastic agony of propriety.

    “It can wait, Amelia.”

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    04 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Crowley has had a lot of regrets over the past 6,000 years. Given a moment or two where his imminent discorporation  seemed less certain, he might be able to remember one or two others than the ones he's currently focused on. Which are, namely:

    One: Having agreed to teach Aziraphale to drive in the first place.

    Two: Having fallen asleep in snake form on the boot of Aziraphale's car.

    He throws a loop of his body around, tries to find something to grip onto and fails miserably.  Aziraphale has so far gotten into his car, driven down the lane to the road, pulled out and gone maybe half a mile without noticing an increasingly distressed snake writhing around on the boot. 

    For a couple of prompts and challenges over on the Ineffable Husbands FB group.

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    19 Apr 2021

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    Our beloved Ineffable husbands get targeted by a homophobic street preacher. And the crowd goes wild.

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    13 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    The world fails to end, and an angel and a demon walk away unscathed - much to the chagrin of their respective head offices. Their former sides are angry, but not without ideas. One of them, in any case.

    Hell comes back for Crowley, kidnaps him and tosses him into the deepest, darkest pit. Aziraphale goes after him, like he always will. Nothing will keep them from their own side anymore, not even having to make a deal with Lucifer himself.

    What follows is a journey though the nine circles of hell, but even more so a journey through the bonds we form, the reasons we choose the people we choose, and the power of the love we have for those we hold dear.

    Written for the Good Omens MiniBang 2020.

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    11 Apr 2021

  6. Public Bookmark 24

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    Aziraphale and Crowley go to the zoo. Crowley has something he wants to show Aziraphale.

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    They eventually arrived at the tropical house, where Crowley pulled Aziraphale past various interesting plants and animals until they came to a small enclosure near the back. Crowley jabbed a finger at the glass. "See!" he said triumphantly. "I told you, angel. I fucking told you they were real!"

    Aziraphale leaned forward and peered through the glass. "Crowley!" he said, shocked. "What have you done to that poor beaver?"

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    11 Apr 2021

  7. Public Bookmark 11

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    The Bentley isn't the only inanimate object Crowley has a relationship with.

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    10 Apr 2021

  8. Public Bookmark 13

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    Aziraphale hates being told what he can and can't do with his miracles.

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    08 Apr 2021

  9. Public Bookmark 14

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    Gabriel, Sandalphon and Michael are ordered to make nice with the Ineffable Idiots, but things don’t quite go to plan.

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    24 Mar 2021

  10. Public Bookmark 6

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    Several protests have happened at English secondary schools where the boys wore skirts because they were not allowed to wear shorts in summer. In this case, Adam Young is the ringleader.

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    23 Mar 2021

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    “No, it -just reminded me of your sword, that’s all. The flaming one. You know, you pinning me against the wall with it like that - ” he gestured airily to the shelf, “and, uh, I don’t know, smiting me with holy love or something.”

    He directed an unmistakable onceover at Aziraphale’s physical form, perhaps justifiably doubtful that his message would get across without it.

    But to their mutual surprise, Aziraphale had understood him perfectly.

    “Oh I see,” he said.

    Crowley opened his mouth, then closed it again. The unexpected success of communication had left them both at a bit of a loss for words.

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    21 Mar 2021

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    17 Mar 2021

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    “Er. That plant.”

    “Yeah?”

    “May I have it?”

    “No!”

    The vehemence with which he responded made them both pause. Crowley was startled by the anger that welled up at the thought of handing the jade plant over to Aziraphale, and that was downright weird because he was not in the habit of denying the angel much at all.

    “I mean,” he said carefully, “if you want a plant, let me give you one of the snake plants or maybe the big coleus. They'd be good for the shop, pretty stalwart in the dark...You don't want this one, it's rotten.”

    “Actually,” Aziraphale said firmly, “I do want that one.”

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    16 Mar 2021

  14. Public Bookmark 61

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    Beelzebub, Lord Of Flies, has started to Think About Things since Crowley defied Hell to avert Armageddon. What made the mortal world so valuable to him? She needs to see for herself.

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    16 Mar 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 20

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    The S1 scene where Crowley drinks his pain away in a bar, as seen from the perspective of the bartender (you).

    (It has a sweet ending.)

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    15 Mar 2021

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    There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide

    It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)

    The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.

    There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)

    Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.

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    14 Mar 2021

  17. Public Bookmark 32

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    Over the span of 6,000 years, Crowley has taught himself to never say or think the word 'love' in connection to Aziraphale. After the Armageddon fails to happen, he can, but one thing is theoretically knowing that he can confess his feeling, it's a whole other thing to break his self conditioning and do so. Of course Heaven and Hell are making things even more difficult for the two. Because both sides have decided that getting the pair on their side would be a feather in their caps. Not only is this unwelcome, but also rude and could, quite frankly, have been timed better, if you ask Aziraphale. Ask Crowley, and he'll just make a noise and mutter about hellfire and burning. This is a story of love, of the inability to say it when you feel it counts, the other ways you have to find to say or show it. It's about Heaven and Hell being a pain in the arse, an angel discovering the Internet and subconsciously miracling himself a twitter account just to post mushy thoughts about one rather oblivious demon, a few footnotes, which add that bit of crack to balance the emotional story.

    The first two chapters are tweets - it's crack, so much crack. If you'd rather skip it, go directly for 3rd chapter which is the actual story.

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    13 Mar 2021

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    “Let’s talk about things that can cause symptoms like yours. Have you stopped or started any medications?”

    Fell looked at the other man in the room. “Medications…?”

    “You remember when Mrs. Dowling would have one of her ‘episodes’ and need to have a lie down? I used to bring her paracetamol.”

    “Did you turn it on in some way? Or did she, before she swallowed it?”

    “Just a glass of water for afters, usually.” The man in black spread his hands, palms up. “Does that count?”

    “I imagine it would ‘stop’ once it’s in the gastric cavity- or is that when it ‘starts’?”

    Both men looked at Amber, eyebrows raised. She was almost sure they were taking the piss. Nearly, completely sure about that. 75% sure, at least.

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    Aziraphale is having some trouble with his human corporation. He and Crowley decide to let the humans have a go at fixing it. A psychiatric trainee working the emergency room has an unusual night.

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    05 Mar 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Meooow.” Crowley freezes, looks upwards, looks downwards, and wonders which great force is fucking with him now. Surely they couldn’t know. Surely the great bloody ineffable plan didn’t include taunting him with God’s worst creature, proof of Her rather questionable taste.
    “I’ll kill you.” Crowley says.
    “Meow!” The cat says. 

    Crowley hates cats, until he doesn’t. Aziraphale is inconveniently re-corporated in the wrong body. Rather, the wrong species. Crowley can’t admit he’s in love with Aziraphale, until he does.

    There's crack, there's angst, and there's love. Also, The Black Eyed Peas.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    Inspired by Chekhov's cat AU comics 'Good Meowmens', here is a fanfic in which Anathema and Newt are humans, and Aziraphale and Crowley are cats. Not disguised as cats, not trapped in cat bodies, just actual elderly cats that are inseparable.

    I'm calling it finished but Lord knows this is cute and fun to write, so who knows, maybe I'll add chapters later.

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    02 Mar 2021

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