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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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15 Nov 2020
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Safeguard by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits for janewestin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2020
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Written for the prompt: "Aziraphale runs, out of the back room of his bookshop, a very small rescue for abandoned iguanas. One day, he finds a cat carrier on his front step. Inside is a snake with a note that says, ambiguously: 'Safeguard.'"
So I saw a beautiful piece of art by Jane Westin, and we worked out an exchange of a fic for a pic! This was also written for the Ineffable Husbands Week (NSFW) 2020 prompt: "body," because I am multi-tasking. I had no idea where this was going at first, so hopefully you will not either, my dear readers. Although, as you know, I enjoy shenanigans and smut, so you will find those for sure.
Also, I did not actually intend to put the art that I traded for into this fic, but it ended up fitting quite nicely, so that was lovely.
UPDATE: Jane has drawn more art for this fic! Look for the link in Chapter 3. 💕- Language:
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15 Nov 2020
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love and its decisive pain by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Apr 2019
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The cottage isn't going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.
Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.
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- Part 2 of how deep the sand
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15 Nov 2020
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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15 Nov 2020
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Crowley’s fingers twitched on the steering wheel. He’d noticed something, but didn’t know how to give it name. Lately, with Aziraphale, it was “My dear,” more and more, “My dear boy,” less and less. There was more affection--nothing like an embrace, because that would have embarrassed them both, but more lingering smiles, poignant glances, and--hands.
There had always been, Crowley reflected, something peculiar about hands.
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15 Nov 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
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15 Nov 2020
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Love Is... by theplatinthehat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jun 2019
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Crowley’s relationship with love… and Aziraphale.
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15 Nov 2020
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Any Way You Want It by Justkeeptrekkin for ElvenAce
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2019
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Saving the world is exhausting work. With Heaven and Hell off their backs, it seems as good a time as any for Crowley and Aziraphale to take a proper break. Neither one of them predicts the direction their holiday takes.
Who'd have thought that sharing a cottage in Scotland would be quite so romantic?
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15 Nov 2020
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Constraint (ILLUSTRATED) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2020
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READ THE TAGS. Yes it has a lot, on purpose. There are potentially triggering elements in this fic.
Aziraphale is hit by a lust curse and tries to hit on Crowley, who restrains him for his own safety and refuses to take part as the angel can’t consent while cursed.
Crowley cares for Aziraphale while he tries to work out how to break the curse. He goes through hell mentally and literally to do so, but when he does, Aziraphale still insists that he loves Crowley. This makes Crowley think that he didn’t succeed in breaking the curse and pitches him into further despair. Aziraphale has to lie and hurt Crowley to convince him that he’s cured and to let him go. This of course just reinforces Crowely’s fears anyway.
Aziraphale then has to take time to reassure Crowley that he does actually love him, and help him heal from the mental trauma of the events.
Illustration in chapter 12 by Alice Rovai.
NSFW angst, hurt and comfort with happy ending. TW for attempted noncon kissing/touching, graphic violence, blood, minor character death (enemy), bodily fluids, bondage, dysphoria/dysmorphia. (NO noncon or dubcon sex).- Language:
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11 Nov 2020
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Falling Apart All Around You by PinkPenguinParade
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Oct 2020
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Aziraphale took a deep breath and stepped round the corner, trying to school his face into something properly angelic. "Be not afraid," he said. As opening gambits went it wasn't spectacular, but it was traditional and he wasn't up to inventing something on the spot.
The demon Crawly stood there, defiant, a gaggle of children shoved behind him. "I won't let you take them. I don't care what Heaven thinks."
"Be not afraid," the angel said again, focusing on the children who were, in fact, very, very afraid. His voice was going soft, and he resolutely avoided looking at Crawly. "I come not to harm thee."
OR, Aziraphale fell in love on the Ark. Crowley took a little longer.
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11 Nov 2020
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Show Me The Sugar by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2019
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When the new "couple" moves in the cottage down the road, it's apparent to everyone what their Arrangement is. Rachel, the owner of the pet shop they had just visited, is not so sure anymore.
Who was supposed to be the sugar father again?
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11 Nov 2020
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House Style by soft_october for leaveanote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2020
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“Since that's all settled, the real question is did he give you his number?” Anathema laughed. “He was looking at you the way you look at lunch.”
“Forget lunch!” Michael declared. “He was looking at you the way you were looking at him!”
Aziraphale is content in his job as an editor at Celestial Publishing, though he could go for a bit less of doing his boss' job for him. But everything goes a bit screwy when the CEO brings in a consultant with plans to build a program that will turn the entire editorial department on its head. If only he wasn't so handsome
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11 Nov 2020
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how big the hourglass, how deep the sand by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Mar 2019
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After the Apocalypse, and with characteristic slowness, both Crowley and Aziraphale think there might be something they need to sit down and talk about.
And then Aziraphale disappears.
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- Part 1 of how deep the sand
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11 Nov 2020
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The Whole Damned World Seemed Upside Down by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2020
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"I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.
Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...
But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?
*Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...
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08 Nov 2020
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Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
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08 Nov 2020
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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08 Nov 2020