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Microbiology and Parasitology: Other Systematic Infections by notbjae
Fandoms: microbiology - Fandom
11 Dec 2025
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This isn’t a fanfic — this is the feral scream of a student cramming 17 Microbio-Parasitology topics while seven other subjects chew on my sanity like starving raccoons. No study method works for me anymore, my brain has logged out, so as an unrepentant AO3 addict I’m praying that making this into a fic-reviewer will magically save me. Sir Dirk said ‘prepare for oral recitation,’ and now I’m pacing like a caffeinated demon, memorizing systemic infections while spiritually flatlining. If I survive this, it’s because even the pathogens got intimidated.
or,
The author is a dumbass and a fanfic addict so she took advantage of it and unleashes her unhinged ideas cause free will baby!
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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01 Jun 2022
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Sorry, couldn't hear you! by blue_bird_9000 for piteouspeculiarity
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
14 Jan 2021
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It started off as a joke.
A simple joke that goes too far, that pushes past the limits of being safe or dangerous. Tommy knows that nobody meant any harm, that had they realized what would have happened, they never would have done what they did.
Tommy is 4 when he goes partially deaf.
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04 May 2022
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the world forgetting by the world forgot by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
10 May 2022
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“Something has been stolen from us,” Thanatos said, his wings puffing up as he spoke. “Something that is very important to us. And we are fairly certain that the person who stole this thing of ours is in this very crowd.”
Dream tensed beside Tommy as the crowd broke out into murmurs. Eyes were darting towards the different heroes in the crowd, the benefactors no doubt assuming that the culprit had to be a hero.
“Like we said, we haven’t crashed your party to cause trouble. But we want this thing returned to us, and we won’t hesitate to take extreme measures to get what we want.”
or, Tommy was a lot of things: a newly debuted hero sidekick, an amnesiac, and a former kidnapping victim of the Syndicate.
Tommy didn't actually remember that last one though. That was just what Dream told him.
Only weeks after his hero debut, the Syndicate announces they are searching for something, and Tommy knows it has to be him. The scariest part? If they find him, Tommy will have no clue what to expect, because the Syndicate might know him, but he has no memories of them.
So he can't let them find him. No matter what.
Of course they end up finding him anyway.
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- Part 1 of a spotless mind
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29 Apr 2022
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Writing 'bout block mens by dancewiththewaves (orphan_account)
Fandom Dream SMP, DSMP - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), The Mortuary Assistant (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Jan 2023
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The collection of all my fics about the Dream SMP/Minecraft.
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25 Apr 2022
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The Multiplayers by CalistaWon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
03 May 2021
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The Multiplayers are a faceless band that the internet has gone wild about. They started by playing covers and posting them on YouTube but now they’ve got a slew of original songs and one hell of a fanbase.
Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy started the band as a joke after a stream one day because “oh, haha, we all play instruments!” but now people actually like their songs… not that anybody actually knows the songs are theirs.
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- Part 1 of The Multiplayers (band au)
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19 Apr 2022