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    Colin is a senior at Duke University, playing on the basketball team.

    Ilya Rozanov is the star sophomore on Duke University's basketball team.

    Rozanov wants Colin's boyfriend, Shane Hollander, who is also a senior.

    And, well. Ilya Rozanov always gets what he wants.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Last read chapter 4

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    It’s the alcohol, Shane thinks, and all this talk of marrying someone for citizenship, that somehow lands him in Ilya’s bed, role-playing as his newly wedded wife.

    It’s all just pretend, of course.

    Even if Shane and Ilya both enjoy playing their roles a little too well.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    29 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read chapter 13

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    “You’re too far,” Shane murmurs, voice still gravel-rough. It’s barely an inch of space, but it feels unbearable.

    Ilya’s answering laugh ghosts against Shane’s cheek. “I’m right here.”

    “Not close enough.” Shane’s fingers curl at the nape of his neck, tugging him down until their foreheads meet.

    OR: Shane and Ilya, and domesticity.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    Shane is starting to get the impression that when he asked him to stay, he meant the whole night.

    But Shane doesn’t have a toothbrush.

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    An alternate look at the tuna melt scene and beyond.

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    27 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read chapter 6

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    1:23 AM

    Jane: Liiilililyaaaaa

     

    1:23 AM

    Jane: Lillllllly ahaha

     

    1:25 AM

    *Missed call from Jane*

     

    1:26 AM

    Jane: did u see my hat truck

     

    1:26 AM

    Jane: my hay trick

     

    1:29 AM

    Jane: h a t

     

    1:30 AM

    *Missed call from Jane*

     

    1:30 AM

    Jane: answer me ):

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    27 Mar 2026

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Given Ilya and Shane's history, they should be able to handle a few weeks apart. So when Ilya was out with an injury and Shane needed to head back on the road, they would cope. Shane would be occupied with adjusting to his new team and Ilya would be occupied with twitter and the trials and tribulations of British Bakers.

    And they would be just so normal about it. Obviously.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Ilya buys Shane a pair of thigh high frilly socks as a joke.

    Shane wears them.

    Everything else that happens is entirely Ilya’s fault.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Ilya stepped towards Shane and when he didn’t step back, Ilya took the opportunity to wrap him in his arms.

    “I just wanted you to know that it would be okay if you did need to do that.” He wanted to make sure that he said the right thing so that Shane wouldn’t be spooked. He had already fucked this up severely. But even then, Shane deserved to know everything.

    “I don’t believe in cheating.” Shane stilled in his arms before he finished with, “I don’t own you Shane.”

    Everything in Shane’s face shattered and Ilya knew that despite his attempts he had said something terribly wrong.

    Shane turned on his heel and hauled ass out of the bedroom. By the time Ilya could catch up to him, he was gone.

    And now Ilya was speeding to Montreal because four days was far too long for comfort.

     

    OR the one where Ilya tells Shane he can see other people and then regrets it.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Because Ilya, after years of sparse messages and the occasional nude, has decided that Shane ‘deserves’ a copy of every nude and dick pic that Ilya takes that he finds passable.

    It’s a lot of pictures.

    But they also usually come with messages that are… sweet. It’s nice, feeling wanted like this, where he knows he’s the only one that Ilya gets off to anymore. And really, Shane doesn’t want to get a reputation as a bad boyfriend; it’s not like Ilya’s the only one with a camera and a dick, why shouldn’t Shane reciprocate?

    He refuses point blank to send an actual dick pic, but there are other parts of his body that Ilya has expressed an appreciation for. Of course, Ilya is shameless and would have no compunctions against opening his messages in public; but it’s the challenge of it that makes Shane send the first shot. 

    The rest… he’s just trying to improve his technique, okay?

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    24 Mar 2026

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    It was no secret that Ilya loved a challenge. He loved it even more whenever Shane was involved with it. Now that they weren't facing off against each other on the ice, he took a sick joy in finding ways to bring out the competitiveness in his husband. Something Shane would outwardly scoff at, but rise to nonetheless.

    This was how they worked. Ilya would propose a deal, and Shane would be hopeless in stopping it. But maybe, just maybe, one day he'd come out on top.

     

    Or: Five times Ilya makes a deal + 1 time where Shane makes one

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Last read chapter 2

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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    The beginning is a parking lot in Saskatchewan.

    The beginning is Shane Hollander telling him not to smoke; twenty-three years later and Shane Hollander is still telling him not to smoke.

    The beginning is Shane’s hand in his, twice for some reason, like even then he couldn’t keep his hands to himself when it came to Ilya; when he is just so good at keeping his hands to himself when it comes to everyone else.

    “He approached you?” Hayden asks, pointing at Ilya doubtfully.

    “Why wouldn’t he?” Ilya scoffs, flashing that crooked smile that Shane still can’t help but love. “I am very handsome,” he quips and Hayden gets a defiant look in his eye, like he’s prepared to argue with one-time Calvin Klein model, Ilya Rozanov, about his level of attractiveness.

    —or—

    Newly obsessed with romance, Ilya and Shane’s seven-year-old daughter decides she wants to hear her parents’ love story. Fortunately, Jackie, Hayden, Svetlana, and Rose are all hand at the cottage to help her parents figure out how to tame it down.

    standalone fic in same post-canon as other fic in series

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    24 Mar 2026

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    “I guess your wish came true.” Shane looked at his younger self, and then at Ilya.

    “What wish?” Hollander asked, halting his fidgeting to pay attention to Shane.

    “I wished for two of you. If you cannot tell, I am a very greedy man.” Ilya emphasized his words by playfully pinching at Hollander’s ass, his other hand coming out to squeeze Shane’s thigh.

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    Or the one where Ilya randomly meets a witch and decides to jokingly wish for two Shane's at the same time. When its granted, he very happily indulges.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    How did he let this happen?

    Shane's not sure.

    One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's gorgeous sweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...

    Well.

    Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.

     

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    Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.

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    23 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last Read Chapter 20

  18. Rec 48

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    Now, right now, Ilya’s sitting naked on the very edge of the bed, Shane kneeling between his legs with one arm looped around his thigh and his spent dick resting in his mouth as they both wait for Ilya to get hard again.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander was a man on a mission: Prove that he was as much of a simp for his husband as, if not more than, Ilya Rozanov.

    (Or four times someone notes how whipped Ilya Rozanov was + one time Shane Hollander showed the world that he was equally whipped)

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Last chapter read 2

  20. Rec 69

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    “Of course, there is one problem with waiting until after playoffs.” Shane gives Ilya an inquisitive look while he’s chewing. “You have never lived with extremely hot husband during playoff run.”

    Shane rolls his eyes and refuses to laugh or even smile, not that his face listens. “Oh, you mean my extremely vain husband?”

    “Yes, exactly. You think you will be able to not fuck or jerk off for 10 weeks? It was different before. Now, we live together and sleep together and eat together and play together and run together and work out—”

    “Okay, I get it,” Shane says with a put-upon aggrieved air. “We’ll be here all night if you keep that up.” Ilya gives Shane his patented dirty smirk and Shane feels heat rise in his face again. “Anyway, I’ll be fine. I can definitely make it 10 weeks without.”

    Ilya reaches across the table to give Shane’s cheek a condescending slap this time. “Okay,” he says with deep scepticism.

    In retrospect, Shane really should have heeded that word of warning.

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    22 Mar 2026

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