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    There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Ilya finds out they're impregnating his husband on the internet. He's jealous.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
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    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Ilya decides to play an April fools prank by telling everyone in the group chat he is going to retire. This backfires on him when Shane decides to get even.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Harris hadn’t meant to say anything. He hadn’t even realized what he’d said, honestly, until Ilya’s reaction: choking on his beer, eyes bugging out, looking more nervous than Harris had ever seen him look.

    Why couldn’t he have just kept his mouth shut? He was tipsy, and probably a bit too comfortable, but still. He should have known better. He felt like the biggest asshole alive.

    Hold on. Rewind. Start from the beginning.

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov set off Harris Drover's gaydar (and Harris said nothing), + one time Harris completely put his foot in it

    (originally a one-shot, now updated to include a chapter 2/coda)

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Wiebe was at the other side of the room pointing at the whiteboard and talking about strategy and not one single player was paying attention to him.

    They were ALL staring at Shane. Some quite shyly, some in a very confused way, and some with what appeared to be barely concealed lust.

    As Ilya looked around the room he could see varying degrees of all of that and then he looked back at Shane who continued to loosening his skates, completely oblivious.

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    What happens when your husband wants to give you a little treat but then accidentally ends up treating an entire ice arena full of people during a hockey match instead.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “I didn’t come out today because I owe anyone an explanation. I came out because I refuse to let the man I love stand alone while the world decides his worth. We've spent years hiding and even denying our feelings for one another because we were afraid of what people would say. We thought we were protecting each other. That ends today. I’m done caring about anyone except me and him.”

    *******

    A leaked photo leaves Ilya exposed, and the league wastes no time deciding what to do with him.

    Ilya is willing to lose everything if it means Shane gets to keep his career.

    Shane takes exactly one look at the world trying to shame the man he loves and decides that if Ilya's name is going to be in every headline, his will be too.

    The only thing more dangerous than outing Ilya is giving Shane a reason to fight.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Marley: maybe he'll reach out to you again
    Marley: i'm optimistic!! 💪
    Marley: roz?
    Marley: hello?
    Marley: did i say something wrong?
    Roz: how do you know?
    Marley: know what?
    Roz: that jane is a man?
    Marley: what?

    In October 2016, Cliff Marlow accidentally becomes the keeper of the biggest secret in the Hockey world. All because of a typo.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...

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    03 Jul 2026

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    r/wasianasshole
    Description: You tell us a story where you might be coming across as an asshole. The rest of the sub chimes in to comment on it.

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    u/Ilya_Rozanov
    Where is the Wasian Asshole.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.

    He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.

    Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.

    Until it isn’t, of course.

    “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.

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    Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    When Shane Hollander tries to film his skincare routine for The Cut… and Ilya can’t help adding his two cents.

    Domestic Shane & Ilya at its finest.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Rose get her period unexpectedly, and Shane realizes just how much he's forgotten since health class.

    Otherwise known as: Shane and Ilya shop for maxi pads.

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    28 Jun 2026

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  18. Public Bookmark 89

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    Shane lost in his thoughts until the known sound of Ilya's steps gets closer. Ilya appears fresh-faced, and a smile shines on his face the second he focuses his eyes on Shane.
    "Morning, team. My three favorite forwards in a table."
    "I thought Bood was your favorite."
    "Don't be jealous, Troy, or I will tell Harris."
    "For the last time, we are not—"
    "Yes, yes, whatever," he says, putting the second brioche inside his mouth. The chocolate explodes, and his lips are just a little bit covered in it. Shane is staring. Shane can't stop staring. Ilya fucking winks at him while he licks some of it from his index.
    Shane rolls his eyes again.
    "You're a pig."

    Shane is on the road during his first year on the Centaurs. Being on the same team as his secret boyfriend goes exactly as you would expect.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is a cowboy for Halloween. And every cowboy likes to ride.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov-Hollander woke up on the sixth anniversary of the day he told his husband he loved him for the first time, and thought: I want Shane to fuck me.

    Shane, tucked under his arm and snoring softly into his armpit, warbled on unaware.

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    27 Jun 2026

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