obviouslyCartman
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Prince Eric should have listened to the Elf King and not wondered off on his own.
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Scott Tenorman, the fucking asshole, broke into his house again and took something from Cartman.
Butters better stay quiet about how he got it back!
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Dipper's always been into the supernatural. Especially ghosts, and hauntings.
And everyone says the Cipher place is haunted.
Dipper's not so sure about that... but it's worth checking out.
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10 May 2026
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"See, that's the thing movies always get wrong. Vampires can only drink from people with your own blood type." The man says. "And there's only one other person in town who has AB negative."
Kyle's stomach churns. "Who?"
A file stamped 'Hell's Pass Hospital' slaps down on the table. A school picture grins up at him smugly.
"Some kid called Eric Cartman. Do you know him?"
Kyle stares. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."
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04 May 2026
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Vox squints his eyes. “Who?”
Val and Vel both stare at him, dumbfounded.
They share a look with each other, just as confused as him. Vel clears her throat. “The Radio Demon?” she tries, like he should recognize it.
He doesn’t.
“Radio?” Vox furrows his brow, thinking. “Kind of outdated, isn’t it? Aren’t we in the modern era of television right now?” He makes a wide sweeping gesture. “Out with the old, in with the new!”
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or, an amnesiac box-head era Vox.
Featuring a very much meddling Alastor.
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01 Apr 2026
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Kyle can already tell that this line of questioning won't get him anywhere. If years of arguing with Cartman have taught him one thing, it's that he has to play dirty to get what he wants. Become just as manipulative as the idiot himself to get the full story, because there's always more to the story - Cartman is just never willing to say. Good thing Kyle knows how to make him talk.
Or
Kyle and Cartman need to figure things out.
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23 Mar 2026
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Into The Black by bacchanalia
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)
27 Jul 2025
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‘Hikaru’ says, “Yoshiki…” as drool and blackness spills from the side of his lips, eyes nearly rolling back before focusing on him once more. He’s here. He’s present. “Ya wanna…put it in me?”
No one can ever take him away again.
Yoshiki grips the other’s throat harder and says,
“I think…y’should have to beg fer me… S’only fair, yeah? Lookit what you’ve put me through…crybaby brat…Say please.”Yoshiki is working through his emotions. As it turns out, the Five Stages of Grief didn't account for teenage horniness. They also didn't account for how to cope with fucking the possessed corpse of his best friend.
But, a lot of things in life are like that, probably.Bookmarked by obviouslyCartman
17 Nov 2025