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    series for the main fic (wacky hijinks) & other offshoots (such as oneshots of the nondespair variety) of our thh parents v3 fic!!

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    The offer the Grand Wizard gave Craig was very simple: Steal back the Stick of Truth from the High Elf Kingdom and in turn his friend could return from banishment.

    A very loose adaptation/inspired by the fantasy lore and backstories the kids set up for themselves in Stick of Truth.

    Now in podfic form!

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    28 Oct 2025

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    “They found a body,” Clyde said at lunch, scrolling through his phone as Tweek and Craig placed their trays down in tandem at the usual lunch table.

    “That Mike kid?” Craig asked.

    “Don’t know yet,” Clyde answered, scrolling intently at his phone.

    Tolkien frowned. “Jesus. How many people are going to go missing or die before this gets solved?”

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    A sort of paranormal au.

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    13 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 64

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    “I can’t promise,” Ghost whispered, holding onto Soap’s face like his life depended on it, “but if we make it out, my retirement is yours.”
    Soap’s smile broadened to wrinkle his eyes and push against Ghost’s palms. “Can you at least promise to try?”
    “Yeah,” Ghost vowed as his fingers mapped out Soap’s eyebrows, nose, lips, unable to stop himself from darting in to kiss him. “Yeah, I can do that. Can you promise to not do anything stupid?”
    “Define stupid,” Soap said with a grin. Ghost simply levelled him with a deadpan stare, which softened the grin instantly. “Alright, yeah, I promise.”

    A mission gone wrong, broken promises, an early retirement, and eight months of tense domesticity.
    After that, Ghost didn't see or talk to Soap in seven months. When he finally caved and tries an app Laswell, Price, and Gaz have been trying to force on him, he matches with someone who breaks down his defences with ease. Ghost refuses to admit to himself that he knows who his match is.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    stupid stupid stupid men

  4. Rec 48

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    The manor burns down. Orpheus, to the best of Norton’s, Plinius’, and Miss DeRoss’ knowledge, is caught up in it. Norton is wildly, exceedingly lucky he is not.

    It’s the second or third time it’s burned down, apparently. It’s hard to keep up with what Miss DeRoss is saying, and with his head swimming from the blood loss it all kind of washes over him anyways. He leans heavily on both the women’s shoulders, barely managing to keep his feet under him. Distantly, he feels bad about it—both Plinius and Miss DeRoss are smaller than him, and he’s always weighed nearly fifteen stone even when he was starving. There’s blood dripping off of all three of them. He’s not sure what’s theirs and what’s his.

    He’s also not sure why they pulled him out of the dirt. He’s not sure why they bothered. Wouldn’t it make more sense for them to just save themselves? It’s what he would have done, in their place. It’s what he thought Plinius would have done.

    For Miss DeRoss, it’s hard to say.

    It takes a year to pick up the pieces and start to heal.

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    20 Apr 2025

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    my favorite thing, norton rehabilitation!

  5. Rec 28

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    "Would you find me again?"

    "I wouldn't stop until I do."

    ( alternate universe | lucanort | a love that transcends all things. )

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    06 Apr 2025

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    crode