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    Summary

    Red Hood kills the Joker in the most dramatic and self-destructive way possible.

    Gotham residents converge like a herd of overprotective bison.

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    English
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    1/1
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    65
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    618
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    3,809
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    Bernard and Roy start a TikTok page. Red Hood reads thirst tweets. Nightwing is a troll. Roy gets candid.

    Gotham isn't prepared.

    (Part of my Networking series which fleshes out a Roy-Bernard-Jason friendship, but can easily be read as a standalone)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,125
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    254
    Kudos:
    1,611
    Bookmarks:
    180
    Hits:
    14,053
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    Summary

    Dick gets dosed with a truth serum. Everyone has a miserable time.

    -_-

    “You know I ignore your calls sometimes?” Dick told them casually.

    Tim’s jaw dropped. “You- What?” Jason looked equally stunned.

    Dick held a hand in front of his face and picked at his nails. “I ignore your calls. Sometimes it’s just so… UGH. Haha.” He scratched his jaw. “’S’like, no. Not today. Fix your own fucking problems.”

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    Language:
    English
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    8,772
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    3,038
    Bookmarks:
    296
    Hits:
    27,524
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    Prompt: "One of my favourite fic tropes is “drugged and loopy on truth serum”."

    Jason gets a face-full of a new type of truth serum. Dick and Tim take the situation very seriously.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    2,094
    Bookmarks:
    181
    Hits:
    11,856
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    “Jay…” Roy’s brain stuttered, trying to comprehend it.

    “Don’t look,” ordered Jason. The lenses in his domino were flipped up, so Roy could see the streaks of gold within the bluegreen of Jason’s eyes. “Don’t look. Okay? Just look at me.”

    Language:
    English
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    797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,016
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    Summary

    A teenaged Jason Todd who never stole the Batmobile's tires gets teleported into Gotham. He's homeless, hungry, and really pissed off.

    The Batfam sees this angry broken boy trying to stab them, and collectively agrees that he must be protected at all costs.

    ---

    Jason swallowed down a shiver as he took in Batman’s huge frame, stern expression, and… cape. “You look like an asshole,” he said flatly, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “Constructive feedback only,” intoned the giant man, looming over Jason. Jason raised his chin and glared.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    128
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    1,929
    Bookmarks:
    411
    Hits:
    11,046
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    Tim knew Jason was a lot of things, but he didn’t expect homophobic to be one of them.

    Featuring coming out, misunderstandings, and brotherhood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,723
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    1,329
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    7,496
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    Summary

    Catherine Todd and Roy Harper have a lot in common. Who's going to tell Jason?

    -_-

    Red Hood was ruthless, bulletproof, skilled and-

    NOT PREPARED for Tim fucking Drake to shatter his whole life with a flippant comment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    651
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    2,995
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    It takes Bruce an embarrassingly long time to realise that none of his children can swim.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    422
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2,084
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    Summary

    Arsenal's trapped under a building. Red Hood's not panicking, he's just concussed.

    ---

    “How’s Hood?” Oracle asked Red Robin.

    “Probable concussion, refusing medical treatment, attempting rescue excavation with his bare hands.”

    Oracle was too professional to sigh, but her tone was registered her disapproval even through the filters. “Of course he is.” She was about to say something else, but Hood’s shout cut her off.

    “Here! I need a medic over here!”

    Language:
    English
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    2,298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    340
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2,217
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    Summary

    It’s a tale as old as time. Batfamily meets warlock, warlock fumbles a spell, warlock disappears in a cloud of smoke, Batfamily realises they’re body-swapped…

    You know. That old classic.

    Or: This is a body-swap fic with only the awkwardness. None of the bonding. Just the weird uncomfortable parts. Okay maybe a little of the bonding.

    Tim-Steph, Dick-Jason bodyswap. No pairings except past Tim/Steph.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,960
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    207
    Kudos:
    1,057
    Bookmarks:
    215
    Hits:
    14,008
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    Summary

    Once again, everyone in the Batfamily has appalling boundaries and it's probably not going to change, especially overnight. But Tim and Roy are trying.

    -_-

    “You all need so much therapy,” moaned Bernard into his blanket.

    “Probably,” conceded Jason. “Dinah’s a shrink, I think. Or counsellor. Something like that. Black Canary. Maybe she could do some sessions.”

    “You can’t get therapy from a family friend,” said Bernard in a muffled voice. These people were infuriating. “Maybe she could recommend someone but it’s not appropriate to be treated by someone from your personal life. That’s like going to see a doctor who’s also your friend.”

    Jason gave him a blank stare. “What do you mean.”

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    958
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    6,053
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    Summary

    Tim's love language is gross invasions of privacy. Bernard knew that. So why was he so surprised when Tim (and Roy) violated his boundaries?

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    “If you’re here to try to get me to forgive them,” said Bernard, muffled by his blanket. “you’re probably at least, like, five days too early.”

    Jason held up his hands, beer and all. “Hey, I’m not passing notes for anyone. They made their bed. What they did was fucked up.”

    Bernard peeked at Jason. “That’s your best friend and your brother.”

    “Yeah, so I know ‘em well enough to know what giant assholes they can be.”

    Bernard blinked. “Did you come here to comfort me?” he realised.

    Jason shrugged. “I figured you could use a beer. Plus, if they try to sneak up the side of the building and install cameras, I can shoot at ‘em.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    9,234
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    1,022
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    7,762
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    Summary

    Tim and Roy go undercover at a gay bar and manage to not fall in love. Roy and Jason have conflict. Bernard welcomes many large vigilantes into his tiny living room, and also his heart.

    Next in the Networking series, which centres around Bernard's developing friendship with Jason and Roy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,581
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    945
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    5,819
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    When you're under the Red Hood's protection, he gives you a personalised business card. The number on the card goes straight to Hood, or one of his more trusted goons.

    Bernard Dowd's abductors do not know about The Red Hood Business Card. It doesn't work out well for them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,343
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    1,522
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    10,871
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    Summary

    Bernard gives Tim, Jason, and Roy a very impassioned speech about the importance of quality disguises.

    ---

    “Tim, you and I have had this conversation before,” said Bernard. “You know I respect what you do so much, but it’s physically painful to watch you and your family run around acting like a little sex dungeon mask is all it takes to maintain a secret identity.”

    Roy grabbed Tim’s arm. “I love him,” he told Tim quietly. “If you don’t marry him, I will.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    1,322
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    7,632
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    Summary

    Bernard isn't expecting the Red freaking Hood to turn up on his doorstep with pastries, but that's what happens.

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    “Kid, seriously, you shouldn’t let me into your house. You shouldn’t accept food from me. I’m bad fucking news. You’ll get eaten alive if you keep being this trusting.”

    Bernard spoke around a mouthful of pastry. “Are these poisoned?”

    “What? No!”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    1,265
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    7,396
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    Summary

    Bernard makes some unexpected connections. Sequel to 'Networking' but can be read as a standalone.

    ---

    “Bear? What’s wrong?” Tim’s sleepy voice greeted him after only two rings. His boyfriend was the best.

    Keeping his “quiet on set” hand raised in Hood’s face, Bernard spoke. “Hey Tim, so sorry about this. Everything’s fine, everyone’s okay, but I need you to organise for transport to whatever the medical wing of the Batcave is. Can you guys do surgery there?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    1,218
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    7,105
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    Summary

    Bernard is tipsy at a gala and meets a charismatic redheaded stranger.

    Or: Bernard Dowd & Roy Harper isn't a tag, and I'm on a quest to fix that.

    Or: “I think I took my first steps at one of these things," said Bernard. "Probably ruined a group photo at a gala by toddling off to break an ice sculpture.”

    His risk paid off as the man brayed a rough, genuine laugh. “I think I broke a sculpture at my first one of these too, but I was a lot older and it definitely wasn’t ice.” He offered a rough, tanned hand. “Roy.”

    “Bernard.” Bernard took the man’s lead and left off a surname. These things were full of people using their names for clout, or trying to build clout for their names. Interacting without them was a breather.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    1,499
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    8,143
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    Summary

    Everyone in Crime Alley knows who the Red Hood is.

    They don’t know he’s Jason Todd but:

    Norma Marshall knows that the young man in the apartment across the hall from her, who fixed the building’s heating for free, is the Red Hood. She’s heard him coming back at all hours. She leaves him care packages with homemade chutney and Bandaids because she doesn’t have much but she knows his work is dangerous.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    1,260
    Bookmarks:
    196
    Hits:
    5,073

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