oldmannapping
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- Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics) (17)
- Batman (Comics) (12)
- Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics) (12)
- Batman - All Media Types (11)
- DCU (Comics) (10)
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On The Record by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
28 Jul 2026
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Bernard and Roy start a TikTok page. Red Hood reads thirst tweets. Nightwing is a troll. Roy gets candid.
Gotham isn't prepared.
(Part of my Networking series which fleshes out a Roy-Bernard-Jason friendship, but can easily be read as a standalone)
Series
- Part 9 of Networking
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Three Reids and a Matthew Walk Into A Bullpen... by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Matthew Gray Gubler - The Unauthorised Documentary
07 May 2026
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Three Reids and a Matthew walk into a bullpen.
The universe tries not to implode.
(Not RPF.)
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The Reids looked at each other.
“This is incredible,” said the younger Reid. “Everything I’ve read about time travel suggests that we should be very careful about what you touch and how you interact with this dimension, because your atoms are unstable and even the slightest wrong move could cause the universe to collapse.”
He said this matter-of-factly as both Reids reached their fingers towards each other.
“Don’t!” shouted Hotch and Morgan. JJ gasped. Elle and Gideon looked intrigued.
Two long, thin index fingers met.
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Reid is kidnapped. A body is found, mutilated beyond recognition, wearing Reid's clothes and carrying his beloved satchel. The team mourns.
Reid, very much alive, saves himself.
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This unsub clearly hadn’t done his research before picking Spencer Reid to abduct. He might be the youngest and least-experienced FBI agent, with the worst hand-to-hand skills and a barely-there firearms qualification…
But he was also their only magician.
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Admittedly, drawing the unsub's attention to himself was less than ideal, but Reid could hardly sit back and let JJ or Prentiss be targeted instead.
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After Hankel, Reid is self-sacrificing to the point of being self-destructive. The team hates it.
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Bad things happen to Spencer Reid, but he's a badass and can handle it. Right?
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BAU Team: Please stop being so self-sacrificing.
Reid: Instructions unclear. Did you mean, hurl myself at danger?or:
The team is captured by sexual sadists. Reid decides he's the most expendable team member.
Recent series
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Spencer Reid is Not Autistic (he just ticks all the boxes) by oldmannapping
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV)
03 Apr 2026
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Networking by oldmannapping
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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Bernard Dowd & Roy Harper isn't a tag, and this series is an effort to fix that.
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The Truth by oldmannapping
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
19 Nov 2024
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Facing Down the Dark by natcat5, Nerve_Itch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Cas: I love you
Dean: Two Montreal players legitimately tried to kill Ilya Rozanov on the ice and Shane Hollander went on a rampage through the entire Metros team to get to his husband. -
a glimpse of jane by carinnacaroona
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 Aug 2026
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an impulsive decision to snoop through ilya's phone for jane's contact leads to cliff marleau forming one of the closest friendships he's ever had. unbeknownst to him, his new best friend is actually shane hollander.
a canon divergent in which cliff marleau befriends jane, and accidentally forms the friendship of a lifetime :-)
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Bookmarked by oldmannapping
11 Aug 2026
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It sure seems like being gay makes you good at hockey. At least, it seems to win you Stanley Cups. To two young Raiders, this seems like too good of a trade to miss.
Two (OC) Raiders take a few of Roz's jokes a little too literally and conclude that gay hockey magic wins you Stanley Cups. The only problem is, they're up against the Admirals in the first round of the playoffs. In a battle of gayness, they're going to have to take matters into their own hands. Or mouths. Whatever dude. Don't make it weird.
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- Part 3 of SnailMail33 Cinematic Universe
- Part 3 of SnailyMaily HR fics
Bookmarked by oldmannapping
28 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The funniest fucking thing ever. I needed to put my phone down so many times. Bro. Bro.
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Ilya Rozanov breaks his silence on the Scott Hunter Kiss by Airuna
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Mar 2026
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Is the first day of the new season and Scott's a bit afraid of how his team will act now that he's out. Unfortunately, he cannot dwell on that because there's a video that Carter just has to show him.
Or.
Some reporter tries to get Ilya to comment on the Scott Hunter Kiss, he does not get the answer he was looking for.Series
- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
- Part 1 of HR Social Media works
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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
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Bookmarked by oldmannapping
13 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Totally silly fic with Ilya being the world's best feminist, but of COURSE I'm a sucker for that