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"Thought you were getting me drunk to interrogate me about my woes," Lasso murmurs, peering at Roy curiously and taking an appreciative sip.
Roy shrugs. "I am getting you drunk. Up to you whether you want to actually talk. I don't give a fuck one way or the other." This is a lie. He cares a hell of a lot. But he's already made the offer; from here on out, it isn't up to him.
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Roy may not be great at dealing with feelings—his own or anyone else's—but it doesn't take a genius to notice Coach Lasso's shit mood after Michelle and Henry's visit. Probably Roy is the last person who should try to help.
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22 Aug 2026
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“So, nothing? No, like, latent homosexual urges? No subconscious pining that is only now coming to the surface in light of these revelations? Nothing?”
Sometimes it's not as easy as saying 'I love you'.
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16 Aug 2026
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Theoretically, Mike shouldn't have any qualms about who Harvey sleeps with.
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27 May 2026
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Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms
And the autumn moon is brightOr: Severus Snape makes a new friend, invents a new potion, and accidentally changes everything.
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15 Jan 2026
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“Just… tell me. Tell me what is going on, Snape.”
What was going on was that Severus Snape had no trouble tracking down one Petunia Evans, now Dursley, to a little town in Surrey where he saw how exactly she was treating her nephew. Which somehow led to last night and Severus knocking on Lupin’s door with a toddler half-asleep in his arms.Series
- Part 1 of The secret language of plants
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11 Jan 2026
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“Charles. Practically the same name as yours, just… French, I think,” he glances up.
“Nice, Chuck, is it? Okay. Well, want to buy me a drink?”
The audacity of this kid. He had balls. Charles scoffs, shaking his head. “Usually, it’s the other way around.”
“No, not this time,” Carlos grins back—Spanish, Charles briefly recognizes—but the man continues anyway, “I just thought you weren’t getting any. I mean, I’m sure your friends aren’t either, so I can…”
Charles is definitely not making a mistake when he lets this arrangement with some random guy go on further than intended. Definitely not.
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12 Oct 2025
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Charles notices Carlos acting strangely during the 2024 season. In the aftermath of Vegas, things come to a head.
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- Part 5 of in the silence, hear your heart beat next to mine
- Part 1 of rosso corsa remains
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18 Jul 2025
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It was because of his perfect company, the warm touches, the gentle words, the silly laugh and that something between them that never was and that feels like a missed opportunity, and that's stored in his memory, labelled Toro Rosso, and sealed with a thousand locks.
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or the one where Max yearns, but also doesn’t want to take any risks of getting his heart broken.
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11 Jul 2025
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Carlos is cutting a tomato in half when the doorbell rings.
OR: the one where Carlos retired from motorsport at thirty-five and he hasn't seen Charles since then.
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09 Jul 2025
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Carlos feels shame from the bottom of his stomach all the way up to his cheeks. He doesn’t want anyone seeing him like this: on his knees on a hotel room’s carpet, not a single piece of clothing on him, eyes closed, mouth slightly ajar. He hears James moving around him, dull thuds on the hotel carpet signaling where he is at all times. Carlos relies on the sound queues, still unable to let out a single word. Is funny, really, as nothing is stopping him from speaking: no gag is in his mouth, nothing to threaten him, just the weight of James’ order.
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they finally get their act together and have filthy intercourse in Bahrain.
(this is part 3 of the Brit Effect but can be read independently!)Series
- Part 3 of The Brit Effect
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16 Jun 2025
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Contrary by InsaneSociopath
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Mar 2019
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Jim lives his life to be contrary
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Jim refuses to follow in his Father's footsteps and study Command Track, and somehow still ends up Captain of the USS Enterprise...- Language:
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15 Dec 2024
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Your heart's sudden but inevitable betrayal by WhatIfImaMermaid
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
04 Dec 2017
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Every once in while, when he’s feeling the perfect combination of nostalgic and impish, he asks Spock about that night. Most times Spock just smiles that non-smile of his into the curve of Jim's neck, and says nothing.
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They first meet in a bar. In San Francisco. After one of Jim’s epic brawls.
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14 Dec 2024
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Alien Anatomy by Sangwin
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
23 Jan 2013
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Spock matriculates to Starfleet Academy with a mysterious past and an uncertain future. An unexpected roommate and a (somewhat) unprovoked bar fight are just the research opportunities needed for Spock, Kirk and even McCoy to learn the exact location of an alien heart.
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14 Dec 2024
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Measure of Happiness by writeonclara
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
07 Jun 2015
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When Spock chose Starfleet over the Vulcan Science Academy, he had not anticipated cohabiting with the most illogical, irrational, emotional human he ever met.
On the flip side, Jim never asked for a Vulcan chaperone, especially one as snotty as Spock, son of Sarek.
A Starfleet Academy AU in which Spock adapts to human life, Jim learns very, very quickly never to play a prank on a Vulcan, and there are far too many people after Jim Kirk's life.
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09 Dec 2024
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Something Smart to Do by kianspo
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
01 May 2018
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In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
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02 Dec 2024
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Simple things always did it for Carlos. He isn't very demanding, happy with what he can get.
But he knows he can't get everything, he can't want it either and yet here he is, yearning for something that will never happen.Bookmarked by paddockslut
22 Oct 2024
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The Sevenfold Path by Star_flaming
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Apr 2020
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Geralt had known Jaskier studied at Oxenfurt University, but he had thought of it as a sort of formal music education. It was becoming abundantly clear that while he had indeed studied music and composition, he also knew a lot more than Geralt had ever learned. And it was impressive. And humbling, too.
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20 Sep 2024
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you're only brave in the moonlight (stay til sunrise) by SummerFrost for dis4daria
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Jun 2020
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Falling in love with his roommate is, objectively, a bad idea—but most of the major decisions of Jaskier's life have been bad ideas, and they've gotten him this far.
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19 Sep 2024
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happiness (like a bullet in the back) by handfulofteeth (s0norus)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
13 Sep 2024
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What do you get when you cross a supercentenarian mutant alcoholic with anger issues and a chronic case of emotional constipation, with the world's single most irritating Canadian mercenary with a face like a rotten potato?
Answer: domestic fucking bliss.
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Five times Logan Howlett is stupidly soft for Wade Wilson, and one time he isn't.
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- Part 2 of oh, lover (i'll cover you)
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14 Sep 2024
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He meets Althea almost immediately, literally runs into her when they come across each other in the hallway, and he’s suitably apologetic. She grabs at his arm, makes an appreciative sound, and immediately starts telling him about ‘My wonderful young roommate, Wade, why I really think you’d like him, and what’s your name, by the way, young man?’
And it’s been a while since he even dated anyone, sure, but he’s new to the area, and his priority is making sure Laura is settled and safe, and so he makes vague noises in response and doesn’t ask any further questions, hoping Althea will get the hint and leave well alone.
She doesn’t, obviously, but he quite likes the routine they develop anyway, where he walks her and her groceries to her door, and she feels up his arms and then gushes about Wade.
He doesn’t meet Wade himself, so it’s not like it really matters.
And then he does. And it does.
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Or, a Pride and Prejudice AU (Logan's POV)
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- Part 2 of Poolverine and Prejudice
Bookmarked by paddockslut
12 Sep 2024