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Summoning a hero from another dimension makes perfect sense to the desperate and stupid.
Unfortunately, they're not the only ones to reap the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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Dr. Seuss Never Wrote This Sh*t by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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On Friday, Clint comes back to the tower from an op in Cairo.
He eats two tuna sandwiches. After that, he takes a shower.
Then, since he doesn’t have anything better to do, he finally decides to do something about the strange dick in his pants.
Okay, yeah. That sounds bad.
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Home Improvement Appendix: How They Met by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2025
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“Speaking of American heroes—“ Phil begins.
“I wasn’t,” Marcus says rudely.
Phil ignores him. “It was an honor to be wing man to a real, undeniable American icon,” he says, taking shrimp from the freezer to thaw. “I have his trading card from 1952, when his image was being used by Fairchild against Joe McCarthy’s campaign. A little foxing on the edges, but otherwise in good condition. Current valuation—“
The inchoate sound of rage that Marcus makes is satisfying in the way a good bowel movement is: viciously physical, and spiritually rejuvenating.
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- Part 2 of Home Improvement
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The Logistics of the Way by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Nov 2024
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Side stories, perspectives, and the bits and bobs I wrote for the Way of Conquest that didn't make it into the story. Because plot.
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- Part 2 of The Way of Conquest
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Stories where actions have consequences.
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by pagination
Fandom Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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Crossovers where the problems of one reality are dealt with handily by the simple application of common sense--or the OP protagonists of another.
I mean, if it's all bullshit anyway, why not use the bullshit with the bigger gun?
These are all one-shots.
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
26 Jun 2025
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Words are Hard by pagination
Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Feb 2018
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Home Improvement by pagination
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Spider and Bat Friends by emmacortana, tinkerslut
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Oxenfree (Video Games), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
05 Dec 2023
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Peter fades away into dust and comes back in a world where clown-villains exist and bat-themed vigilantes run loose in the city.
He just wants to go home, man.
A collection of mostly-independent stories set in the DC universe, with the addition of one Peter Parker (and occasionally some company).
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"I'm dying, Severus... The pain, oh, the pain... make it stop..."
"I will do my best, my Lord."Or: Harriet has her period and Voldemort feels everything.
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"I'm Timothy Drake, I'm a dragon and I'm starting a hoard. I'm hoarding you." He said to Dick. His eyes went to Jason. "And you. Welcome to my hoard."
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A baby dragon decides to take initiative and adopt the Wayne's.
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- Part 4 of Batfamily Fluff
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You and What Army by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
29 Dec 2020
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“M-mommy, do you think I can still be a hero even if…” Izuku choked on the end of his question.
“Izuku, can I tell you a secret?”
Izuku used his shirt to blow his nose and nodded. He got out of the chair when she beckoned him over and crawled into her lap.
I always thought you’d take after your daddy.” Inko pressed a kiss into his soft curls. “I never thought you’d be like me .”
“What?” Izuku squinted at her, disbelieving.
She pushed his hair back from his face. “Mommy doesn’t have a quirk either.”
“You do so have a quirk! Mommy has Pull.”
Inko closed her eyes and looked within herself. Part of her was afraid that she’d let her connection go dormant, but the Force responded to her as eagerly as it ever had; maybe even moreso.
“No, baby.” She whispered into Izuku’s ear. “That’s just what I tell people.”
Midorya Inko; Single Mother, Long Suffering Individual, and Renegade Jedi Master
An alternate take on 'The New Normal.'
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- Part 2 of Star Wars Crack
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Blue and Gold by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
25 Dec 2021
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Mycroft has an early Christmas present for Sherlock and John... a baby! Thankfully it's not an ordinary, boring kind of baby.
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