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    After getting caught in a storm, Hiccup wakes up in his house.
    Six years in the past.
    The gods sure seem to have it out for him.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Eret had spoken about the mindless cruelty of Drago’s base and soldiers, but there’s nothing like seeing it in front of her to make it really, really sink in. She’d wanted to empathize, but she doesn’t think she really understood.

    She does now.

    Astrid leans her head back until it hits the wall behind her, and blinks up at the ceiling.

    It’s going to be a long three days.

     

    Or: Instead of facing the Monstrous Nightmare in the Kill Ring, Hiccup packs up and leaves Berk on Toothless, defeating the Red Death on his own as he goes. Six years later, Hiccup has royally fucked up– Hiccup has severely underestimated Drago, and now Hiccup is cramped, tired, hungry, without his prosthetic, and he really, really, really misses Toothless.

    Imagine his surprise (read: complete and utter dread) when he wakes up one day to see absolutely none other than Astrid Hofferson, Snotlout Jorgenson, Fishlegs Ingerman, and Ruffnut and Tuffnut Thorston sitting in the cell across from him.

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    24 Jan 2025

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

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    29 Dec 2024

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    Timmy’s hacking coughs echoed through the room.

    “Wait!”

    Timmy then choked on his blood, leaving Shrimpy Crab and Kayden Hayden a moment to contemplate what happened, before Timmy cleared his throat again. He ran through to the centre of the aisle, coughing out more flowers along the way. The trail of blood and petals stained the carpet. Timmy skidded onto his knees, clutching his chest, before saying his final confession.

    “Prince Kayden Hayden the Sus, I love you.” 

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    30 Oct 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Kayden likes lamingtons, but Timmy doesn’t like them. Timmy likes Kayden, but Kayden doesn’t like him. Not anymore.

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    30 Oct 2023