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Like and Subscribe (Or Don’t) by paper_constellation
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Aug 2026
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"You realize possessiveness is a red flag," Daniel said. "The comments section really got to you, huh."
"And they are mistaken, by the way. We are not fucking," Armand said.
"Yeah, I noticed that, actually—"
Armand’s fingers closed in his shirt, pulling the fabric tight across Daniel’s chest.
"Be quiet, Daniel. You are impossible to court," Armand snapped. "I have been courting you. I let you drink from my throat. I allowed myself to be filmed with you. I have supported you, touched you, protected you—"
"Oh, that was courting? Could’ve sworn it was vampire onboarding."
The making of Daniel and Armand’s YouTube video, aka Daniel trying very hard to be a Serious Journalist™ while Armand taking his role as director entirely too seriously, a lot of bickering that may or may not qualify as flirting, and a completely normal amount of blood-sharing for sun protection. JUST for sun protection, obviously.
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- Part 2 of TVL: The Devil’s Minion Cut
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Terms of Companionship by paper_constellation
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Aug 2026
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"We haven't discussed it yet. But I told Louis that you are my companion, Daniel." A breath. "Will you be my companion?"
Daniel had picked up enough vampire lingo by now to know what that word means. Companion was the equivalent of boyfriend. Partner. Husband, maybe. Partner in crime, definitely, they had the receipts on that one. Partner in eternity. Till death do us part, except no, not quite, that clause had been struck from the contract.
"Whoa. What happened to dating, huh?"
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- Part 1 of TVL: The Devil’s Minion Cut
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There existed, and James catalogued this observation with the same precision he applied to all things, a possibility. That he might, conceivably, under certain highly specific and deeply irritating circumstances, find himself attracted to a man.
Which was absurd, naturally.
He liked women.
But Sherlock Holmes was, annoyingly, something else entirely.
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TVL: The Devil’s Minion Cut by paper_constellation
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Aug 2026
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These fics are not chronologically connected to each other, they’re just me taking bits and pieces of TVL canon, poking at them until they make sense to me, and filling in the Devil’s Minion-shaped gaps along the way.
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Intimacy, Coordinated by thepettymusingsofmeat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
04 Aug 2026
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A brand new listing appears, posted thirty seconds ago, with a name he recognizes.
Seeking model/actor. Male, 20s-30s, any ethnicity, athletic build, to play lead in music video. Must be comfortable with nudity and sexual scenes with another man. Dir. Armand Romanus
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04 Aug 2026
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Director's Cut (or the story of Armand putting his hand in the garbage disposal until he feels something) by ByeDisaster
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 Jul 2026
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Armand has notes for Daniel's documentary on Lestat. He sends him unhinged emails about it. Armand breaks into other people's minds so he can stalk Daniel more efficiently. (I'm trying to channel the pure insanity of Devil's Minion, but also tie in the current season. There will be one chapter per Vampire Lestat episode).
“I drank that disgusting drink so you could taste it,” and he holds out his still-bleeding fingertip. Smiles: small, tentative. “Please?”
Daniel’s crossed the room, and he’s cracked down to his knees which Armand wasn’t expecting (Armand almost calls out: “your knees!” forgetting Dan’s bones are no longer human bones), and he has Armand’s finger in his mouth and he’s sucking. Armand gasps in, horks in the air. Staggers back so he’s got his other hand bracing on the counter.
“How do I- taste?” Armand hisses.
Daniel guides Armand’s knuckle deeper, then pops it out. “Vermouth. No annihilation.”
CHAPTER SEVEN IS A CONTINUATION/REACTION TO EPISODE 7 OF THE VAMPIRE LESTAT
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02 Aug 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Aug 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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26 Jul 2026
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Daniel is taking a course for nepo-fledglings with his beautiful and selfless teacher Armand. The story about how the devil and his minion fell in love with each other all over again and became a menace to society. My version of the events unfolding between the end of episode five and the beginning of episode six.
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17 Jul 2026
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of message sent to seller
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02 Apr 2026